the movie didn't even go off five minutes ago, gdi.

[botanizing]

Uh.

I mean, gee, it's nice of you to offer, and everything, but, you know. Things are really starting to turn around for me - Mun? Is that your name? Things are gettin' better. Work is steady. Not to mention that I'm the one who's gotta take care of Twoey. I mean, who would'a thought a little plant like that could fix everything? And in the blink of an eye, too! Oh, boy. Not me.

So - I'm real sorry, but it's gonna have to be a no for now.

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musical bros gotta stick together.

[smartemployee]

So is that what they're calling it these days? Twoey?

Huh. Funny.

boomsticks and killer plants wow what a team.

[botanizing]

Calling what?

It's - a nickname. I made it up.

i can see it now.

[smartemployee]

Uh - y'know.

[Makes a look-what-I'm-smoking gesture.]

I figured you did. Never heard anyone call it that before.

the kind of partnership news reports are made of.

[botanizing]

What?

[excuse you sir we live in a drug free zone like seriously the only people getting high around here are dentists.]

Oh, uh - no. No! Twoey's short for Audrey II. A flytrap lookin' thing. Never seen anything like it! Until a couple weeks ago, but.

[coops]

For some reason, I was prodded to introduce myself?

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.

[botanizing]

Well, uh. [well uh, this guy looks pretty official, so he tries to look as put together as possible and holds out his hand for a professional greeting.] A pleasure to meet you, Sir! Seymour Krelborn.

Were you - supposed to - come see about the plant? Maybe? Or buy some flowers. We sell those.

crying about it.

[coops]

Anything but Sir, Seymour! [Check out that flashy smile.] Great meeting you. I'm Special Agent Dale Cooper.

I don't know anything about a plant, but - flowers would always be a delightful surprise for the missus.

i mean what else can you do.

[botanizing]

Really? You mean you'll -

[okay, okay, be cool seymour, BE COOL, because way to promote when you're not actually in the shop right now. how do salesmen work? he doesn't fucking know; he forgot the damn lilies. but straighten up krelborn and actually be useful, please.]

Well, you know, if you just. Hop on over to Mushnik's Flower Shop a few blocks down, we can take care of that for you. In fact - maybe if you just write it down, we can have them together in no time flat.

[COOPER HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO A SMILE LIKE THAT DO NOT DASH THIS KID'S DREAMS.]

[sanspere]

A plant that can fix everything? [ She chuckles before asking a semi-serious question. ] Does Twoey possess any magical powers?

[botanizing]

Magical? Powers?

[you mean besides draining him of blood i mean what.]

He kinda appeared a little mysteriously. Out of nowhere, in fact, but he's just a plant. Ordinary as can be! Other than the whole "strange and exotic" thing! [awkward neck-scratch.]

[sanspere]

[ Christine ducks her head, chuckling. ]

You must forgive me in my saying that I have trouble understanding how a single exotic plant can fix everything, as you've said!

[botanizing]

It's just been real good for business! People wanna come see it in the shop, and then they come out buying things! We're actually making money. [he's actually being useful! wow.]

[detoxes]

[Honestly has no idea what she's doing here either. Is just gonna stand there awkwardly... possibly craning her neck to take a peek at said plant.]

[botanizing]

[as audrey ii just kind of flops in its pot suddenly here depending on the thread.. seymour tries to nudge it to life oh dear.]

Uh - hi there!

[detoxes]

Hey. [Slight wave.] What's wrong with your flower?

[botanizing]

It's not a flower. This - [maybe if he holds the pot out toward her and shakes it a little it will look more alive :| ] is an Audrey II. One of a kind!

I think it's just - had too much sun. [NOT HUNGRY.]

i'm screaming omg

[mantrap]

Well well.

Now if that a face I ain't seen in a long while.

...BYE.

[botanizing]

...Twoey?

[and that's what he gets for being early-movie, isn't it?]

Twoey, is that you? How'd you get so big so fast?!

NO NO COME BACK I DON'T BITE much

[mantrap]

[OH MAN

OH MAN HE JUST

CACKLES FOR A BIT AND WAVES HIS VINES AROUND A BIT.]

Look at you as fresh faced as a goddamned daisy.

All it took was a bit of blood, sweat, and tears to get me this big, Krelborne. No more no less. Yer a few acts behind, aren't ya?

[woodscommaelle]

Well hold on a second. What kind of plant are we talking about here?

[botanizing]

A strange and exotic one! One of a kind!

[woodscommaelle]

It's not some "herbal remedy" or anything like that is it? [yes, there were finger-quotes there]

Because that is so not good for your complexion.

Now I'm regretting never making an Audrey account. This will have to do for now /sob

[legally_blonde]

I've nevah seen a "tooey". What's it like?

AHHHHHHH.

[botanizing]

Well, it's short for Audrey II! It - kinda looks like a Venus flytrap. That's the closest thing I can think to it. You ever see one of those before?

Is that a good AH or a bad AH

[legally_blonde]

You mean those strange, funny things with that go... [She presses her palms together and repeatedly claps her fingers against each other, attempting to mimic the motions of the plant.]

If so, I've seen pictahs in books! They look mighty frightenin'.