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[goldenflower]

I, um. Really don't think it is?

Who is Jack Frost and why are we all over each other in those pictures? Actually! I don't even want to know, he looks like he might be dangerous and mother would kill me if I brought someone like that back to the tower so please don't ship us, oh please, what does that even mean?

[ INSERT WORRIED MUMBLING, clutching her frying pan! BACK, YE SCURVY SPIRITS with pointy teeth or something equally as scary SHE DIDN'T GET THE BRIEFING ON THIS. ]

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[holdstherecord]

Hey, I have some very nice teeth if I say so myself.

[goldenflower]

[ SQUEAKS, brandishing her frying pan. ]

You —! You stay back, Jack Frost.

[holdstherecord]

Hey, hey, whoa there blondie! Lets not start swinging pans and regretting what we do after.

[goldenflower]

I won't regret using this, trust me! I'll do it.

[holdstherecord]

Would you really? Come on, I'm a guardian. A good guy.

[goldenflower]

A guardian of what?

[holdstherecord]

The guardian of fun! Obviously, can't let the kids get too bored, can I?

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[goldenflower]

Uh, yeah, sure. That's the worst excuse ever and I haven't even heard that many.

[goldenflower]

[ Watch out for the pan near your face, dude. ]

I'm onto you.

omg best punz thing ever

[holdstherecord]

Hey, it's true!

[He'll just push that pan out of his face with his staff.]

I can always show you.

1/2 fff :D

[goldenflower]

[ Peeeeeering. To the staff, to Jack, back to the staff. What if he uses it to bonk her on the head?! What if he's telling the truth?

... She thinks she can take this joker down if necessary. ]

[goldenflower]

Alright, Frost. You get one chance to prove it — and no funny business!

[holdstherecord]

Easy. Do you have anything that could be used as a sled?

[goldenflower]

What, can't prove who you are all on your own? I can find a sled if you need one.

[holdstherecord]

Oh I can, but a sled would be needed for what I have in mind...buuut I can always do this.

[And he'll just touch his staff on the ground and spin it...and ta da! A sled made of ice! Hope you don't mind cold buns, Rapunzel.]

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[goldenflower]

... He just did magic. You just —

[goldenflower]

You just did magic! That's amazing, how did you do that? Can I see your staff?

[ RUN, BOY. ]

[holdstherecord]

I've always been able to do it, ever since I became a guardian.

[But his staff? Girl, you're going to prove this pairing is true with stuff like that.

But he'll hand it off to her.]

[goldenflower]

[ Welp, she's more than a little disappointed when the frost disappears from the staff in her hands, but it doesn't stop her tapping things with it. ]

Why isn't it working? Oh, could you teach me? I'm a really fast learner, I'll pay attention to everything, I swear! [ Prodding the sled with the crook, her nose wrinkles. ] Are there magic words or ... something? Does this only work for guardians? What else can you do?

[ Once upon a time, Jack Frost was considered a dangerous pointy-toothed man. And then he turned out to be a NEAT ICE WIZARD or smthn. ]

[holdstherecord]

Sorry, only works for me. But, I'm not sure you can teach magic to mortals.

[god_of_destruction]

In the end I think your mom would want you to be happy.

[thatwasapun]

"Shippin'," huh? All dat means is they wanna see ya gettin' all romantic together!

[he raises his eyebrows playfully.

please don't hit him, Rapunzel. he's made out of copper and might dent.]