dear_mun | Oct. 29th, 2012

Oct. 29th, 2012

I don't understand your friend's logic. He says I am unlikable because I have no personality. But that implies I have a personality based on lacking traits others normally have.

I will ask Shinji and the Commander what they think next time we meet.

moltenman

So. You found another Spiderman from my universe. That makes what, three already? I have no reason to go to a game with him there, or any game really. So get it out of your head. Also, that Dustin guy you have in a couple of games? If you do not have the time, drop him from them. And I know you're a little stressed out right now, so I'll spare you the third degree about looking for people from my 'series'.

Current Mood: cranky

onebadapple

Hmm! I suppose that is a very good question, writer! What animal would I be! They're all so lovely it's very hard to choose!

Current Mood: contemplative

offwithhishead

( SPOILERS for the Doctor )

revvedup

Oh yeah, 'cause that worked out so well the last time you tried it.

whitish

My mun, I beg of you. Rest! Rest rather than keep me captive here, in your mind where I am apart... even from death.

Yes, I beg of you! Separate me not from my end, for it is all I have left.

Truly it is all I have left now.

pumpkinshank

[It's that time of year again? Goodie, goodie. All those years on LiveJournal and now we're going to make a visit to our new home? Well, it should be interesting. Sam at least looks interested (that is interest, in his lil burlap face, right?) in this DreamWidth place.]

[Just a few more days until Halloween.]

[He can't be more excited.]

[He's also watching you, DW...]

stupid_fucking_rope

Well well, look who finally decided ta dust us off an' give us another shot. I'm fuckin' flattered. Finally makin' me big come back.

If that's the case, feel like lettin' me talk to me brother? It's been a fuckin' year, Mun - don't act like ye don't know how this works. Let me see him.

regal_innocence

Milady, I...

I had not thought that you wished to 'play' with me once more. I cannot deny that I am flattered.

Though please...please do not take me to a place, only for it to grow condemned and send me to the void once more. I wish not to experience such cruelty again.

dragonrider

Well... [ the boy makes quick glances to the left and right. the dragon just sits there patiently, curious of his new surroundings but not willing to venture away from his rider. ] You sure picked a friendly time to give Toothless and I our Muse debut.

[ the boy looks down. the dragon looks at his rider, then follows the direction of sight, and stop doing his little scaly butt wiggle that he does when he's happy.

he growls, a terrible, terrifying sound to all those unused to the dragon's growl. ]

Uh. I don't think Toothless likes the people very much... [ he's look at you, Slendy ]

presupposes

Canon review... why would you do that, I wonder.

[Thirty seconds of radio silence...]

A novel about cowboys in space.

[And then he's spacing out once more.]

wontsaythat

Are "happy icons" really so important?

[The only icons in which you look remotely happy are the ones where you're being kissed, you know?]

... don't say that!

slendy_ohcrap

[Are a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States?

Slenderman is considering to come after you.

After all, you have failed to write him into more stories. The one where he harass a magical girl posse you are neglecting to revive and post and the other one where he is the mooks against some Mons heroes won't be posted for one or two years.

If you write him into more stories, he might consider being more merciful. Slenderman loves his screentime.

But since you are a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States, he just might consider tormenting you anyway.

Sincerely,

Slenderman

PS: Just because you aren't a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States doesn't mean Slenderman won't come after you! ]

ratty

Yeah, I guess this face works. It won't really matter, right?

You're really writing a whole novel about me? ...And Natalie, yeah, blah blah whatever. It kind of sucks that you're sticking her in there, really. She's such a pain in the ass.

But... Getting all that attention sounds cool. So you better follow through, or I won't be happy. And if you can still handle me after a month, we'll see about you sending me to a game, maybe.

Also I really hope you're joking about my life's soundtrack being a Ke$ha album. Pick a less annoying singer, please.

de_bel_survivor

You're lucky Naoya's not in Luceti, or else I'd be very annoyed.

[That is a very mild way of putting it.]

...Happy birthday, Naoya.

dumbledoresitup

I don't know what a kid like you would want with an old man like me, but I got some time to spare.

Only eternity awaits me when this is through, after all. It can stand to wait a little while longer.

withmyfreezeray

Look, I know that you think you’re… [ dramatic handwave, along with an eyeroll- ] clever or something but I have work to do. Do you really think that I have time for your whims? Your desires? Ha! You are simply one of the many, another mindless drone to overcome, and I—

What? What’s this? Games? Are you joking? You cannot be serious, I—

…No? You’re not?

Oh come on!

lovethathatch

...Try punching something, that always works. Trust me, I know how you're feeling.

Do what you've gotta do.

nobig

Hey, so maybe you'll want to finish that canon review of yours before jumping into anything? I mean, it has been a while.

a_magicianinviteshimself

Ye mortal FOOL should have known better than to anger a wizard! I cast a curse upon thee! For the next HUNDRED YEARS YOU SHALL .. no wait, A THOUSAND YEARS ... no no no.. FOREVER! Yes my curse shall last FOREVER!!! BWAHAHAHAAA!!!

Also I shall use my terrifying powers to preclude you from typing this! Yes, yes! You are not posting anything! Good! There is no journal. You cannot type any -- You're still typing. _{was that the wrong spell?} I MEAN, I MEANT to do that!

Yes. It's all going according to PLAN! Everything's coming up Merasmus!

liugan

[ Staring out the window. Nearly a foot of snow. ]

I do highly endorse relocating to another, less winter-afflicted area of the globe, dear writer. This is absurd.

And please stop listening to that song.

Current Music: madagascar; afro circus

fleshofmyflesh

I appreciate you putting thought into this but I can't say that I like it. Yes, this is my body but it feels foreign to me now. And it isn't as though you have any intention of sending me anywhere.

This is really just a pointless exercise to seem how much amusement you can get out of this situation. I'm not some tool for your jokes and I have more important things to do.

[Like?]

Like making sure Wilhelm held up his end of our deal.

easy_a

( Cut for some language )

alltheangles

Don't think for an instant I don't appreciate being here. I do. However, perhaps it will serve us both better if we stuck to the schedule, hm? The timelines were designed to ensure maximum efficiency. I've looked into this for you as you asked, user dear, so you don't have to worry. Patience is, as they say, a virtue. Cycles can only move as fast as they were programmed to. Just think of the fun we'll have when it's over and I can have you all to myself. It's the best for both of us, wouldn't you say?

Now don't fret. You know where to find me when the time comes. And you know what name to ask for.

fireassassin

Watching things from the shadows is getting a bit dull. Who ever thought I'd get bored by being on vacation? But orders are orders, so what can ya do, right? I'll just pretend that I'm biding my time since nobody who's met me thinks I'm not up to something anyway. It all depends on where I end up when this assignment is over.

Don't you have a game to play anyway? Why are we even talking right now? Get going! There's Somebody who wanted to talk to you afterwards, and I'm dying to hear what he has so say.

anoldsoldier

Blimey, it feels good to get out of your head. Give me a chance to stretch me legs a bit.

Now, where's this place you're thinking of sending me? Asgard, was it?

fangtastic_ghoul

This is why you have that machine of yours, the one that doesn't need plugs and runs forever on batteries. If the hurricane makes you lose power, just type by candlelight. Totes more atmospheric anyway. And you still have two whole days before it's even a problem. Stop being such a worry-witch.

Also, love the doll of me you've chosen as your "writing totem". It's got such a cute outfit, and my make-up looks good. Not sure about wearing my hair down like that, though. You might want to find some hairbands and give it my signature tails. Just a suggestion!

Smooches!

gayjunkie

...Sirius came up with the name, didn't he.

[No, actually.]

Regardless of what he claims, not everyone who chooses not to spend an inordinate amount of their time chasing after skirts is a poof. Or a prepubescent. Or any of the other oh-so-clever names he sees fit to bestow upon me because I don't fawn over girls or make a fool of myself in the name of fancy.

James does quite enough pining for the both of us, I think, perhaps enough for the entire house. In fact, I'd say we have a surplus, which Sirius should be grateful I am not adding to.

[You hear that, Padfoot? Grateful.]

---What's more, I fail to see how my fondness for chocolate translates to drug addiction. It's not as if I’m dependent on it. Contrary to popular belief, I can have my morning tea without a square of Dairy Milk and still remain functional throughout the day.

[This argument would be so much stronger if he didn't have half a bar of Honeydukes in his pocket.]

Though, I suppose you don't care about any of that, do you? Obviously not, since you've already chosen the name. You're just like Prongs and Pads in that respect; once you've set your mind on something, there's no reasoning with you.

danceoftheoracle

This is pointless.

crimsontie

[ All he has to say here is one very simple word: ]

No.

[ Oh, but if that word isn't enough-- ]

I think your head is quite full enough as it is.

emptychamber

You know, delighted as I am to come out and play, I don't know that the timing is exactly ideal. After all, if anyone does want to say hello, it would be a bit hard to write back if the power blows.

You could work on the actual application. If I'm so very much on your mind.

gothedistance

Hey, mun, I know you think this is a great idea and all but I'm not-

[Excuse me?]

Don't get me wrong, you do a great job, but I kind of have my own job back home? You know, like, being a hero and all? And Meg's probably wondering where I am and I was supposed to meet Phil and-

[What?]

I know you've seen my movie like two thousand times and I appreciate the fact I'm your favorite "actual" greek hero, whatever that means, but- Oh nevermind. I guess it could be worse.

nevan

[Sitting on couch with crossed legs and arms on her chest. With a pout on face too... maybe...]

Sugar, how come you always want to send the unwilling people to those naughty games and never consider me?

You have left me speechless. [Eyes her nails.]

vocalization

Really? Between classes, shows, and lessons, you expect me to do this? I don't know how much free time you think I have. And you think he's demanding on me.

- Though, I guess he doesn't have to know. So I'll play along. Is there anything else I can do?

I won't tell if you don't.

marysuit

You just wanted them to get along, is that it? Big happy family and all that.

You've read our stories, you should know that it's what we want that's always our undoing.

And not even your creature comforts can long hold off my sister, dear mundane.

But it was fun while it lasted, wasn't it?

skeletalgrin

It appears I must have misunderstood what others have meant by the "wrath of Sandy"! [It sure isn't even Christmas yet either!]

Hmm...what's that? You think this might ruin Halloween? Hmm...a little drizzle or thunder and lightning may set the mood but I suppose nature has gone too far this time. Well, we can't have that now, can we!

Don't worry, mundane! As always, leave this year's Halloween to me! [~~A-and Christmas too?~~]

donutsteel

Patience child, it will come soon enough.

After all, compared to how long I waited, a few weeks is nothing.

pokelebrity

Nooooo, I don't wanna go to Mistralton! I know that becoming the Unova Champion will make me even more famous than I already am, but will you PLEASE let me film another movie? Or even three! Or TWENTY! I have to bust those box offices with more revenue so I can climb the amazing mountain of fame even higher! Don't you understand how important this is?!

Oh oh oh! And then after that, can I PLEASE go to Nimbasa and join some more musicals? I won't rest until I top Hilbert or Blair or Blacky or Hilda or whatever that person's name is! Ooooh, and then I can go and win some Battle Points and FAME at the Pokemon World Tournament! Wouldn't that be amazing? So much to do, so little time...

... Huh? I know Hugh wants me to back him up! But I'm sure he can wait a bit! Besides, he doesn't need my help! He's like a Gyarados! A red sparkly one! In other words, he's a-MAZ-ing-ly strong! I don't think he'll have any trouble... Right...?

prettyknives

So we're really going to do this again? After letting me go, you're just going to pull me back into that game?

...Oh, like it being a future alternate-reality makes it better. It's still a game, and I'll still play to win. And don't you forget it.

ificantloveher

[His face when his mun says that he doesn't need a costume this year ~~LOLOL~~.]

I...[if his teeth could grit any harder]

Hate.

You.

put_the_hammer_down

I'm sorry mun. I cannot leave your headspace to "punch Hurricane Sandy to death" for knocking your power out over and over. For a number of reasons

rabbitdinosaur

Rrr? GHAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

irremissible

No, Mun, though I enjoy "scaring" others, I am not dressing up for Halloween.

Nice try.

brothertragedy

Mundane-sama.

... I assure you, this is not necessary.

Of all the options available to you, this is what you choose?

I have done nothing to deserve this treatment.

yearrounder

You're a terrible person, do you know that? Right. Of course you do. Why would I even ask?

You really thought I'd be grateful you went with when you did? Sure, I'm conspicuously absent a broken leg and still very much the owner of a bronze knife, but you do realize how frustrating it'll be to have finally found Percy and then get dumped back there alone?

...of course you do.

...yeah, I would have preferred to just not remember finding him in the first place if I have to go back. It'd be...easier to deal with.

heeeeelp

Okay, not that there's anything wrong with that? But geez...does it really have to be a sex place? I know you like that castle, or the Norse place, or even Pokemon! I wouldn't have to sleep with strangers in any of those.

[ le sigh. le sigh. ]

Just try not to be too gross about it, please? My dad would kill me if he knew about this. [ she pauses, and frowns. well, really-- he'd kill someone else. daddy's little girl and all that. ] I know I'd feel safer if Leon was around, but...that'd be too much to ask for, huh?

badboysgetdetention

Why did you even pick me up? You would have been better off with Male Aoi...

You kind of annoy me...

...

chord

Um, Mundane-san, I don't think it's a really good idea to go reread my, um, canon and thinking about sending me to a game, especially when you still have so much schoolwork to do.

Just do them and you'll graduate, right?

unreachableutopia

You and your friends should cease with your mockery. I neither possess a "collection of princesses" nor I seek to obtain one [ A collection of lions, on the other hand... ]. Helping distressed ladies because their princes are absent is an obligation I have as the King of Knights. It's only a coincidence they happen to be princesses or hold that title somewhat.

I feel that I am being slandered by your presumption, so stop. [ Obviously, she can't take a joke. ]

criticalstrike

Woah. Uh, hey, munster. Long time no see, I guess. What's up?

...Huh. You sure? Well, okay. But this time, you'd better mean it when you say you're sending me somewhere!

- S.

bemoans

Is this truly wise, madam?

The storylines hardly match up and - and - and surely we know what really happens to me in the source you're choosing to cross over.

[ sniffle ]

I don't like this one bit. Not one bit.

noneedtoworry

I know you were upset when I chose to stay in Sinnoh and not go to Kanto with Ash and Brock, but things turned out okay~! Now you just need to figure out where to send me; sure, I'd love to have Piplup, Buneary, Pachirisu, Mamoswine, Quilava and Togekiss with me but if you can't then maybe Mom or Professor Rowan can look after them for me.

I'm sure you'll send me somewhere great! No need to worry~

halfassed

The United States is a problem.

Not for the conventional reasons, though culturally it's an asset, not a drawback, to be defiant, disrespectful of government and leadership. Europe has no such tradition. Russia is different. Africa will need another set of strategies entirely.

The United States is too big. The geography controlled by a single government is too broad. Any occupying force would have to be spread too thin to keep the population under control. It's a fact. For that simple reason, the likely site of most effective rebellion is here.

The only way to win is to destroy all industry, manufacturing, resources, agriculture.

Loki should know. I'm not at my best at the head of an army.

onlyonecontract

Now now dearie, I hope you remember I can see into the future. And if you keep this up, it won't be very long.

[Cackles.] Just stop now because it's too late! Understand?

nitwit

See, you forget the fact that I don't want to go anywhere. My life is already like aome teenage horror show, I don't need to make it worse. I'm fine with the little worlds you've created with Jackson and I. Even the one with Isaac. [And really, Isaac should be honored he's getting mentioned here.]

And yes, some hell where things fall a part isn't new. I'm well aware, but you want to make it worse by looking for Peter.

No. This is where I stop. Full out, end of the line.

It's already bad enough not having a Macy's. Don't do this to me.

castingon

Should I be insulted that my drunken display was what finally inspired you to try your hand at portraying me?
Actually, I'll answer my own rhetorical question. I probably should.
Still, while I'm not especially proud of anything about that evening, I can't deny that it turned out rather well. I may actually be able to overlook the blow to my dignity.
On the other hand, you must realize that fact also gives your renewed interest some fairly striking undertones of interdimensional voyeurism.
Are you sure you're not just in this for the hot girl-on-girl action, mundane?

quarth

So, I finally get to join Reiza, huh? Took you long enough.
Chop chop, mundane, your app isn't going to write itself! I can't have you making me look bad!

And do me a favor: give me a better starter, alright? I don't care what its evolutions are like - an eight inch Budew isn't going to cut it.

keepsthemsafe

...Stop watchin' those fucking videos right fucking now. I mean it.

Goddamnit don't you go clickin' on another one of that shit. Fuckin' don't!

punches_boulders

Mun, calm down. Yes, that's an order if it has to be.

[He sighs.]

I understand you're stressed, completely understandable given the circumstances. It's midterms and you have exactly zero homework done. Be thankful for the small favors. At least your teachers are understanding enough to not hold that against you. You are the primary caregiver for your disabled elderly grandmother. You're allowed to be lax with homework when you're constantly needing to take care of her.

You'll get this done. Depression or no. You said it yourself, looking at the assignments, they're not so bad. You can get caught up within a week, I'm betting. You just have to sit down and force yourself to get started.

...I can totally understand having a crippling and overwhelming sense of despair. Totally different reasons, but I know how that feeling. You've got friends to help you if you need it.

And you have us. ...I realize some of us are more understanding than others, but forget those psychos. You'll be fine. Get some sleep, and start working on stuff before leaving the campus. I have faith in you, even if you don't.

freelance_lonestar

Yeah... rest does sound good. [Heavy sigh.] At least he's got Carolina.

I think we have issues.

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