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Regarding his horrendous username
...Sirius came up with the name, didn't he.
[No, actually.]
Regardless of what he claims, not everyone who chooses not to spend an inordinate amount of their time chasing after skirts is a poof. Or a prepubescent. Or any of the other oh-so-clever names he sees fit to bestow upon me because I don't fawn over girls or make a fool of myself in the name of fancy.
James does quite enough pining for the both of us, I think, perhaps enough for the entire house. In fact, I'd say we have a surplus, which Sirius should be grateful I am not adding to.
[You hear that, Padfoot? Grateful.]
---What's more, I fail to see how my fondness for chocolate translates to drug addiction. It's not as if I’m dependent on it. Contrary to popular belief, I can have my morning tea without a square of Dairy Milk and still remain functional throughout the day.
[This argument would be so much stronger if he didn't have half a bar of Honeydukes in his pocket.]
Though, I suppose you don't care about any of that, do you? Obviously not, since you've already chosen the name. You're just like Prongs and Pads in that respect; once you've set your mind on something, there's no reasoning with you.
[No, actually.]
Regardless of what he claims, not everyone who chooses not to spend an inordinate amount of their time chasing after skirts is a poof. Or a prepubescent. Or any of the other oh-so-clever names he sees fit to bestow upon me because I don't fawn over girls or make a fool of myself in the name of fancy.
James does quite enough pining for the both of us, I think, perhaps enough for the entire house. In fact, I'd say we have a surplus, which Sirius should be grateful I am not adding to.
[You hear that, Padfoot? Grateful.]
---What's more, I fail to see how my fondness for chocolate translates to drug addiction. It's not as if I’m dependent on it. Contrary to popular belief, I can have my morning tea without a square of Dairy Milk and still remain functional throughout the day.
[This argument would be so much stronger if he didn't have half a bar of Honeydukes in his pocket.]
Though, I suppose you don't care about any of that, do you? Obviously not, since you've already chosen the name. You're just like Prongs and Pads in that respect; once you've set your mind on something, there's no reasoning with you.
