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[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Ye mortal FOOL should have known better than to anger a wizard! I cast a curse upon thee! For the next HUNDRED YEARS YOU SHALL .. no wait, A THOUSAND YEARS ... no no no.. FOREVER! Yes my curse shall last FOREVER!!! BWAHAHAHAAA!!!

Also I shall use my terrifying powers to preclude you from typing this! Yes, yes! You are not posting anything! Good! There is no journal. You cannot type any -- You're still typing. _{was that the wrong spell?} I MEAN, I MEANT to do that!

Yes. It's all going according to PLAN! Everything's coming up Merasmus!

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[notsogrimreaper]

Oh! You're the one who gave me ice cream! Thanks, Merasmus-san!

[Yes, it's probably a different Merasmus, but hey, maybe he can magic up ice cream again!]

Beautiful. <3

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

No foolish child! I have given you .. wait what? I did?

I'm sure it was for devious and EVIL purposes! Did I put Ice Cream on the wheel of fate again? I thought I took that off.

N-No, you. o///o

[notsogrimreaper]

Yes, you did! Chocolate soft serve! In a cone!

...A-Are you sure? Because it didn't taste evil... and I'm not dying or anything. [Granted, there's not a lot of ways to kill Ryoji, but...]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

It may take minutes, hours or even YEARS to fully grasp the horrible thing I have done to you! What could it be? A curse to stub your toe everyday? Inability to see the color mauve? YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WRETCHED FOOL.

[notsogrimreaper]

...Being colourblind to one colour really doesn't seem that bad. My friends can use elemental spells and stuff! And I guess I can a little... [Though he doesn't really enjoy being in his Thanatos form.]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

But how many mauve things will you miss out on? What about chartreuse? Eggshell? IT MAY BE ANYTHING.

Wait, how do they use elemental spells to see colors? That .. doesn't even make magical sense.

Hayley's just gonna troll you now.

[bloodredridinghood]

Kali ma! Kali ma! KALI MA!

<3

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Do not mock a magician! I will cast a plague upon you!

[bloodredridinghood]

Oh really? Until I see you escape certain death or pull a rabbit out from somewhere, I aint believing that.

What sort of plagues have you cast and who have you cast them on, Mr. creepy horned skull hat guy?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

It's not a hat! This is a relic of an ancient and TERRIFYING evil. Contained in this skull is the most unspeakable of horrors. Do not trifle with me lest I let them loose upon you!

[bloodredridinghood]

For supposedly "unspeakable horrors", you sure are talking them up alot.

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Well yes, as a wizard you get to talk about the unspeakable horrors. But not YOU mere mortal.

[So nyah nyah nyah.]

[hates_hippies]

Merasmus! How many times do I have to tell you? WE. ARE. OUT. OF. FOOD!

Oh, and one of the racoons ate some kinda magic-thingy from your medicine cabinet and has grown about 30 feet tall.

...it's also ruining half the town. Just realized that was a bit important. So If anyone asks, I was not involved.

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

BLASPHEMY! I have gone to the grocers just ..

Did you bury the fridge again? Without taking out the food first?

[hates_hippies]

Nope! In fact if I'm going to be honest, it was probably the massive raccoon.

I bet it could eat that fridge like a potato chip!

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

These raccoons be YOUR problem Soldier!

And why are you still at my castle?

[hates_hippies]

Oh, oh, I know the answer to that one!

It's because I got you evicted, right?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

FOOL! You cannot evict a ghost from his Eldritch place of residence! This castle has been mine since time immemorial.

[overdosing]

What a horrifyingly vile spell! Is it supposed to take this long to work?

[because who can tell with magic, seriously.]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Magic is NOT an exact science! It will work when I want it to work and not before! And in this case, I want it to take AGONIZINGLY slow.

[hasstandards]

Don't you ever shut your bloody mouth?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Somatic components must be accompanies by verbal commands! They won't speak themselves!

... Unless they're the Bombinomicon, but that's a special case.

[hasstandards]

Right. Your book that talks. And just when I thought Soldier couldn't get any more annoying, he has a roommate what wants to kill us and has a talking book.

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

He brings this on himself! NEVER anger a magician!

[hasstandards]

I heard you the first time, ya bloody drongo. Now pipe down before one of us gives you a reason to shut your yap.