Dear Neglectful Mun

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Are a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States?

Slenderman is considering to come after you.

After all, you have failed to write him into more stories. The one where he harass a magical girl posse you are neglecting to revive and post and the other one where he is the mooks against some Mons heroes won't be posted for one or two years.

If you write him into more stories, he might  consider being more merciful. Slenderman loves his screentime.

But since you are a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States, he just might consider tormenting you anyway.

Sincerely,

Slenderman

PS: Just because you aren't a white male in his twenties with a stable income who lives in the United States doesn't mean Slenderman won't come after you! ]

Comments

fitting slendy username

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ an unknown creature that gives off bad vibes..

this cat here ain't gonna go near something like that, so he watches from afar. ]

Re: fitting slendy username

[slendy_ohcrap]

[A cat with human-like intelligence...

of course Slenderman is going to home in on the animal like an imperialist spotting an independent nation!]

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ holy shit, why?!

he backs away slowly ]



What are you?

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Silly cat, Slenderman isn't capable of speech. Though there's one way you could talk with him. Come closer...]

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ ...... go close to an unknown creature that looks more terrifying than an Ayakashi? Never! The cat just stares and stares at this creature.

... A blank face. Like some Ayakashis.

He's decided. If slendy doesn't move, he won't. ]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman just wiggles his head side to side at a speed that would kill an ordinary human being, the eerie hum escalating in volume.

Oh kitty, Slenderman doesn't have to do anything to hurt you. He just has to be present and drive you out of your mind.]

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ Woah!

The cat jumps back as a reflex and uses his light flare as an attempt to weaken or distract the creature. ]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Oh my goodness, the cat could sparkle! Does that mean there were sparkly vampires that were cats? Slenderan didn't know and didn't care. That just made the eerie hum sound like a Cthulu roar and out come the tentacles.]

1/2

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ he dodges unsuccessfully and is caught by Slendy's tentacles, he uses his alternative method

A poof of smoke appears-- ]

2/2

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ And he becomes a large wolf like creature

and he takes to the sky ]

Re: 2/2

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Well, that was pretty unexpected. But don't worry, cat. Slenderman would always be watching.

Always...]

[notsogrimreaper]

[Oh hey there, Slenderman. Want to mess with Death?

Because Death is in the form of a teenage boy who looks very very terrified!]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[And Slenderman wiggles his head at you in a eerie manner, intrigued by this wussie of a grim reaper.]

[notsogrimreaper]

W-What are you? Please... d-don't hurt anyone!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman just gets closer likes he's on roller skates, banging his head like he's listening to beats. This would be amusing to watch, but this is Slenderman and he could make eating a lollypop a Clockwork Orange torture on loop!]

[notsogrimreaper]

[Of course, this isn't amusing to Ryoji, just terrifying. Backing away now... if he can.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman is going to teleport randomly around Ryoji just to screw with him.]

[notsogrimreaper]

[Not cool, man. Not cool. Ryoji falls on his ass in shock and curls in on himself. Keep this torture up, and you'll either break him down, or he'll pull a Hulk and you'll have a angry Thanatos on your hands.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman then just appears close to Ryoji, projecting images into his head of how he dealt with other in youtube Slendy series, and then vanishes.

After all, a Slendy doesn't want to linger after all!]

[notsogrimreaper]

[Ryoji quivers and whimpers as he feels the images, and only gets the courage to leap up just as Slenderman disappears. He stutters into the air around him.]

I-I don't know who you were, but please! Stay away from my friends! If you hurt them... I promise I'll destroy you.

[soyed]

[Is white male in his twenties. Income is... decent. Not the greatest, a little rough at times, but otherwise okay. And holy shit, what the hell are you?

He's just going to keep quiet and stare. You have no face.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Unfortunately for you, a white male in his twenties is a dog whistle for a faceless abomination. He faces you, giving an eerie hum.]

[soyed]

[Unfortunately for him, there's a lot of shit that's come after him these past years. Doesn't make any encounter less terrifying though. And that bone chilling senstation running through his body, mixed with an almost hypnotizing hum-

Nope.

Dave turns tail and bolts. Time to get the hell out of here.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Silly Dave. Not only is that his Mun's name, but he's the master of offscreen teleportation.

Now he's in your path to wiggle his alien tentacles threateningly.]

[soyed]

[Isn't that ironic? If only he weren't so distracted from, you know, trying to live. He suddenly sees you ahead, multiple tentacles waving around as if signaling an open invite for any anime fan to come live their dream.

Oh fuck that.

He makes a quick turn to his left, avoiding confrontation at all costs. Weapon. He needs a weapon. But what? Hmm, well fire has always worked before. Crap, where is his home made flamethrower when he needs it?]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Silly Dave. Weapons don't work on Slenderman. They just piss him off.

But Slenderman would be merciful. He would teleport you a minute into a past and watch as you try not to cause a temporal paradox.]

[soyed]

[Oh, would that just be it? Please. Dave's been able to freeze time, travel to alternate dimensions, whatever else the Soy Sauce feels like doing. A paradox would be new though.

Still, there's a tall, who the hell knows what, figure chasing him. Like you expected him to stay and give up. It's flight first, then there's the possibility of fight later.]

[strongestcoward]

Chin up, guy.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman is already quite perky, having terrorized several innocent beings.

You don't look so innocent, but the Slends will try to scare you all the same!]

[bloodredridinghood]

Slenderman. Slendy. The slender man himself. ...Jackpot.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Well, that was new. Still, that enthusiasm won't last for long as he approaches Hayley Stark, tentacles flailing menacingly.]

[bloodredridinghood]

[Hayley Stark smirks, reaches for her red coat, and casually points out a chainsaw that she holds directly towards Slendy's tentacles.]

Maybe I don't HAVE to mess with you. You just ought to go the fuck away.

[pumpkinshank]

[He's just going to sit over here and peek off at you Slendy. Because you are his type of thing and he can respect that.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Why thank you, fellow eldrich abomination. Still, you are Slenderman, so he's going to be creepy to you all the same.]

[possessedchroma]

[LOOK SLENDY ITS YOUR MO A YOUNG GIRL.

who is not even terrified because she deals with the dead on a daily basis because they are her frands.

including but not limited too dragon and werewolf ghosts.]

Hi!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Well sorry Mo, Slenderman is a friend to no one and wiggles his head as he approaches.]

PM me if you want info on this AU!Vyce

[alltostopentities]

YOU!

(EAT LASERS SLENDY!)

Has this person tangled with Slendy before?

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Well, who was this person? Slenderman wanted to find out!

He took the lasers like the faceless manly man he was!]

Do you watch Atop the Fourth Wall at all?

[alltostopentities]

(He's also got access to a crap-ton of spells, one of which is calling down a storm of lightning strikes!)

Yes, but never got to the Vyce storyarc.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[The pauses of darkness between these flashes of light means that Slenderman could pop up all over the place. Whee!]

WTF? WATCH IT!!! or look him up on TVTropes

[alltostopentities]

(Vyce has fought down plenty of cosmic horrors Slendy, so you're in for the fight of your...whatever!!!)

Looked him up.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman is also a Gary Stu and can dodge all attempts at harm just by existing!

He gets closer...]

This is an AU version of Vyce who does face The Entity, but has a different origin.

[alltostopentities]

(At which point Vyce SLAMS YOU IN THE FACE...LESS.)
I have only grown stronger in my travels, Operator. (And just to remind you, Vyce one-shotted Pyramid Head!)