3 days before his story even starts...

[ratty]

Yeah, I guess this face works. It won't really matter, right?

You're really writing a whole novel about me? ...And Natalie, yeah, blah blah whatever. It kind of sucks that you're sticking her in there, really. She's such a pain in the ass.

But... Getting all that attention sounds cool. So you better follow through, or I won't be happy. And if you can still handle me after a month, we'll see about you sending me to a game, maybe.

Also I really hope you're joking about my life's soundtrack being a Ke$ha album. Pick a less annoying singer, please.

Comments

[notjustalittlegirl]

Someone sounds grumpy.

[ratty]

Yeah, I get that a lot.

[notjustalittlegirl]

Well, I've been told I'm too snippy, so I guess you're not on your own.

[ratty]

Snippy how?

[notjustalittlegirl]

Apparently confirming something I said a minute before makes me snippy. I'm still not sure I get it.

[ratty]

Eh, people are just touchy.

[notjustalittlegirl]

I guess. I'm glad to know it's not me, then.

[strongestoftheturks]

Got a problem?

[ratty]

I thought I just said so.

[strongestoftheturks]

...right.

What kind of novel?

[ratty]

Writer says it's "young adult fiction".

[strongestoftheturks]

And you're the hero?

[ratty]

Something like that.

[spaceydog]

I am sure your mun will be able to handle you for a whole month, if you weren't so mean to her :/

[ratty]

I'm not being mean to her. I'm just letting her know what's up.

[spaceydog]

It sounded less what's up and more like i-am-going-to-kill-you-if-you-don't-go-through-with-this :/

[ratty]

Um, I'm not really the murdering type, kiddo.

[spaceydog]

Well, that's more the sense of what i got from you, i didn't think you would, but you seem to be really testing your mun!

[ratty]

Look, you really need to calm down, girly. If anything, she's the one testing me.

[mecanique]

At least yer the main character, aye? 'M fairly certain I'll be on of th'ones t'die.

[ratty]

I'm kind of a co-lead, but yeah. Uhhh, sorry about the whole dying thing, though.

[mecanique]

Suppose I can't complain. It'll be for my captain, so there's that.

[ratty]

Oh, wow, how noble.

[mecanique]

Better than it bein' senseless.

[ratty]

Sometimes it just is that way, though.