(Dear) mundane;

[unreachableutopia]

You and your friends should cease with your mockery. I neither possess a "collection of princesses" nor I seek to obtain one [ A collection of lions, on the other hand... ]. Helping distressed ladies because their princes are absent is an obligation I have as the King of Knights. It's only a coincidence they happen to be princesses or hold that title somewhat.

I feel that I am being slandered by your presumption, so stop. [ Obviously, she can't take a joke. ]