Testing AKA Let's Find Out If I Suck

[castingon]

Should I be insulted that my drunken display was what finally inspired you to try your hand at portraying me?
Actually, I'll answer my own rhetorical question. I probably should.
Still, while I'm not especially proud of anything about that evening, I can't deny that it turned out rather well. I may actually be able to overlook the blow to my dignity.
On the other hand, you must realize that fact also gives your renewed interest some fairly striking undertones of interdimensional voyeurism.
Are you sure you're not just in this for the hot girl-on-girl action, mundane?

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[strider_pride]

i dont know lalonde
you tell me and my mun
im sure you got your bases covered

[castingon]

It's just a lot of pressure to be under.
Knowing that your every action is under the erotic scrutiny of countless observers.
I'd hate to disappoint.

[strider_pride]

hey at least the muns havent tried to make incest fics about us
they can do some weird shit to us for their amusement
itll be like god is on a sadism kick or something

[castingon]

I'll never stop being impressed by how reliably you always come back to that particular writhing mass of issues.
It's like clockwork. So to speak.

[strider_pride]

you knew it was coming
coming like a hurricane
and they never let us forget it

[castingon]

And your word choices are evocative as always.
Please, keep going. I can always use more material for your profile.

[strider_pride]

my words are like a poets
creative and brilliant as fuck
and artsy and fancy and all that shit
im an artist in the making

Here I have a human Kanaya xD

[not_lesbian_nope]

If You Would Not Consider It Imposing May I Ask What Event You Are Referring To Miss Lalonde?

[She knows this isn't the Rose from her universe and she is mildly curious what event her mun would of left her in the dark on.]

[castingon]

Well, hello.
Miss Maryam.
It was less an event than an ongoing absurdity. One with a surprisingly satisfying resolution. I wouldn't actually be opposed to discussing at least a few things with you, but I'm not sure whether you'd be in a position to appreciate it.
Would you mind if I ask what sort of universe you're from? I'm a bit curious myself.

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Do Not Mind At All
The Situation In Our Universe May In Some Cases Feel Mundane In Comparison To Your Own
In The Case Of My Meeting The Rose Lalonde From My Universe, We Go To The Same All-Girl's Boarding School, Skaia Academy.
Most Of The Girls You Are Familiar With Are Students There

((OOC: To explain a bit more than Kanaya, The fan-comic is called HeartStuck and the comic is majorly based around being similar to a Japanese Dating Sim with Kanaya as the protagonist.))

Oh good something to distract me even more

[castingon]

I take it you do have some familiarity with my version of events, then. You see? You have me at the disadvantage already.
Mundane or not, your circumstances are a drastic deviation from the ones I've grown used to. Especially in regards to yourself, as well as the other sometime-trolls, I would assume.
That in itself keeps things interesting.

Haha I know the feeling. It's actually very good and even has a few animations

[not_lesbian_nope]

Yes My Mundane Has For The Most Part Told Me Everything

[Some of these things managing to make her blush a bit.]

But It Is Quite The Deviation I Agree
Although Some Events Are Mimicked There Are Entire People That Exist That Do Not In You Universe
For Instance Gamzee's Rash Behavior Is Not Entirely Unknown To Us

[castingon]

Not the same kind of rash, I hope?
At the risk of sounding insensitive, multiple murders aren't usually considered mundane when part of a human school life.

we can suck togeth--let me rephrase that

[itsnoteasybeingjade]

As I Understand It
Mundanes As A Collective Share Similar Motivations
Rivaling Nepeta In Their Desperate Devotion To Romantic Entanglements And Liaisons
So If It Helps
Were Really All In The Same Ocean Navigation Vessel Here

You're right, that IS usually the vampire's job

[castingon]

Some of us more than others.
There are worse places to be.

Rainbow drinker, thank you ;)

[itsnoteasybeingjade]

Indeed There Are
A Fact Of Which I Believe Were Both Well Acquainted Through Experience
Honestly I Cant Say I Mind The Down Time
My Mundane Will Not Be Apping Me For A Month
And His Headspace Is Rather Comfortable
However I Am Straying Far Afield From What I Originally Wished To Say
Which Is That Its Good To See You

[castingon]

It's good to see you too.
Given the nature of roleplay, it's hard to be sure how long it's been, but I'm glad to hear your imaginary existence has been treating you well.
The optimism is refreshing, if nothing more.

[itsnoteasybeingjade]

Thank You
I Hope The Same Is
Or Will Be
True For You
Does Your Mundane Plan To Place You Anywhere
Or Is This Merely A Mental Exercise Of Sorts

[castingon]

She has plans. But she prefers to stay cryptic.
I think she's being bashful about it. It's almost cute.

[clonksukcer]

anyone who watched your drunken shenanigans and expected hot girl on girl to ensue would be so developmentally challenged theyd make dr dre look punctual
might as well call me the seer of bullshit cause i saw those stairs coming a mile away rose
and even if stairs werent a thing then their expectations would be dashed like turtles dropped against the rocks that is kanayas classyass behaviour
that lady is way too good to accept mouth to mouth shots from just about any old drunken floozy armed with cheap pick-up lines and a fancy dress

[castingon]

If there's one thing that should be abundantly, undeniably, exasperatingly clear by now,
It's that nobody can say they weren't warned.
Also, I'd like to think I make at least a mildly noteworthy drunken floozy.

[clonksukcer]

i dont run a kindness charity rose
and even if i did it would be a charity with sparse resources
backed up and dry
with no more sweet sweet relief to give to just about anyone who stumbled in looking for a tylenol and chance to turn their lives around

[castingon]

You do have a knack for destroying all my hopes.
Here I was looking forward to a nice long thread full of dramatic irony and look what happened. The surprise is ruined.
Also, isn't "kindness charity" redundant?

[clonksukcer]

not if its a charity who deals in kindness
which this one wont because of aforementioned dried up and parched resources
i know its hard to keep up with my lightning wit but you could at least try rose

[castingon]

I'm just saying. Charity is, itself, a kindness.
Your hypothetical example probably collapsed under the weight of its own recursion before it could truly begin to tap the wellspring of magnanimity that is Dave Strider.