New Misfits season; mun is stoked

[easy_a]

Wot? I heard you the first time. You saw the new episode; big fucking deal. I really doubt anyone gives a shit about how excited you are.

Maybe you should stop dicking around with figuring out the "new guys"; you sure as fuck aren't going to find anything. And in case you've forgotten, I'm the one stuck in your head, not them. So how about focusing on stuff here instead of flailing around like some mental?

Comments

[geminated_man]

What the fuck is all this bullshit about? Hm? Have you got it sorted because I'm still out of me fuckin' head.

[easy_a]

Depends on which bullshit your talking about; there's a lot of it.

[geminated_man]

What, yer mun hasn't been keepin' up? All right, all right, I won't say anythin', but let me tell you, little miss, that shit. Gets fucked. Like, my shit.

[easy_a]

Oh no, she's been watching along like a proper creepy fangirl. She says that she's sorry 'bout your third. Wotever that means.

[geminated_man]

Yeah. It's shit, is what it is. But at least I don't hafta worry 'bout that creepy fucker sittin' there... all.. playin' his ukulele and shit.

[easy_a]

Maybe it's just me, but playing a ukulele doesn't exactly come off as "creepy".

[geminated_man]

It is when he's just... fuckin' starin' at you. And playin' it. Like a creepy psycho fucker.

[easy_a]

Maybe he wants you to clap or request a song, ever think of that?

[geminated_man]

You fuckin' request a song from him. Might stick a fuckin' fork in your eye.

[easy_a]

Or he might just play the song.

[geminated_man]

Maybe. I think he might've had a soft spot for you.

But that's more bullshit that probably really doesn't actually need to be getting into right now. Seriously.

[easy_a]

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and trust you there. Last thing I need is anyone wanting to get close.

[No offense given the past, Rudy.]

[geminated_man]

Still sore about that, are ya? Well don't worry, love. Just let Uncle Rudy take care of all that.

[easy_a]

Take care of wot? I meant I'm still stuck with this shitty "arousal" power. Literally can't get close.