(Dear) mundane;

[unreachableutopia]

You and your friends should cease with your mockery. I neither possess a "collection of princesses" nor I seek to obtain one [ A collection of lions, on the other hand... ]. Helping distressed ladies because their princes are absent is an obligation I have as the King of Knights. It's only a coincidence they happen to be princesses or hold that title somewhat.

I feel that I am being slandered by your presumption, so stop. [ Obviously, she can't take a joke. ]

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[onlypath]

Oh. Should I...try and make my mun cut it out, Saber?

(Though you do know a lot of princesses...)

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[unreachableutopia]

Shirou-

[ Don't say it like that! ]

[unreachableutopia]

C-Could you? I do not think he will listen, but if there is a small chance.

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[onlypath]

Well, at the very least, he might say something to your mun directly but stop making it public like in my intro. [scratches back of head at mun shenanigans] It's a start.

[onlypath]

But, Saber? [hell he couldn't resist] Since I'm not sure I'll get a chance to ask in the game...

How did you manage to get to know so many princesses? [it's an honest question despite the mun's teasing about it]

[selfmadeprincess]

So how many princesses have you collected, er, I mean, helped?

[unreachableutopia]

I have spoken and tried to assist a number of them. I will not reveal it because I mistrust of your intentions.

[selfmadeprincess]

[Have a coy smile.]

Smart girl! You know, I don't think I'd mind being part of your collection.

[king_of_sindria]

There's no harm in a bit of flirtation. There are certainly worse things than having a bevy of Princesses about.

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[unreachableutopia]

F-Flirtation?!

[Where do these people get these misunderstandings from?! She isn't even a human being.]

[unreachableutopia]

You are mistaken. I do not seek to appeal to them like that. I am being courteous with them because I follow the code of chivalry.

[mama_saber]

If your anything like me, I imagine there is only room for one princess in your life.

[unreachableutopia]

You are correct. That would be my wife, Lady Guinevere.

[Even if it was just a political marriage, she will always honor her word.]

[thiscloakisgreen]

So that infuriating mun was not merely jesting when he said that the King of Knights himself was actually a woman. *scowl* That mundane...his jests and jokes enfeeble the mind and add tally to his score of already immense idiocy. (such as giving me few avatars beyond the ones from the animated series you see before yourself)

But, more at the point at hand...

As a fellow king, I feel obliged to make my opinions known--as is rightful, truthfully--about the trial that is a princess. Perhaps it is just coincidence. But rescuing a princess, I shall broaden the term--any fair maiden. Do not cast such doubts away so easily, Saber. Such trivial mockery from your mun (and the common at large) should not waver you from such important tasks. Why do you let them get to you as such?

[unreachableutopia]

You are incorrect. The king is the king; biological gender has nothing to do with me. Thus, you were not mistaken to believe I was not a woman. [What is a King? A miserable pile of ideals.]

That would never happen, I assure you. The situation is idle in that land and I have to focus on tasks that are at least recognizable as a knight. I am unable to turn down a maiden who is in trouble. That will be a serious violation to my code. However this slander that I have a "collection" is groundless and should stop for the sake of my good reputation.

[Shirou might stop cooking for her if Snow White does. She will never confess this is the source of her agitation.]

[swordboning]

Getting too popular for your own good, Saber?

[unreachableutopia]

I suppose so, though that will not be a problem unless helping them interferes with my other obligations.

[ Have you forgotten who are you speaking to, Archer? The implications are lost. ]

[moonlit_star]

Perhaps it is fortunate I am no longer a princess, but a queen.

[unreachableutopia]

[ Tilts head. ]

Have we met?

[gilgamesh]

[Sneering.] Is it not unbecoming of knights to be fussy, Saber? If the mongrel truly wished to mock you, you would be the princess in need of aid. A royal dress would look most ravishing nevertheless, on your petite and delicate frame. What shade shall you favor? Lily white, or sky blue?

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[unreachableutopia]

Archer!

[ The last person she ever wanted to see again. With Kiritsugu and Morgan. ]

[unreachableutopia]

What are you babbling about? [ Caster played the token Saber-creeper role in UBW, so this confuses her. ] If that inane question is your way to provoke me, so be it. [ As if she would think about this trifling matter. ] Let us end our duel without interruptions.

[onlypath]

[he's just gonna ignore that heavy weight of doom that surrounds Gilgamesh to just...give you this look. man, creeper talking about Saber's 'petite and delicate' frame]

[puppy_lancer]

Again? Man, Saber, you've been complaining a lot lately.

[unreachableutopia]

...It's not a lot! I have been recently sent to a "home", so my mundane is more actively seeking new torments to unsettle me.