dear_mun | Oct. 6th, 2012

Oct. 6th, 2012

While I am glad that you have remembered I am dwelling here as well, and let me tell you being in the background as they put it while you concentrate on others is a bit dull, I have to say that I am bit concerned my lady writer.

The sudden fascination that you have developed over the –ah rebellion Robert started it is starting to become just a bit worrisome, of all things to turn your fascination too.

I will kindly ask you to stop and to focus on the rest of responsibilities that you do have.

darknessillusion

Oh, my dear, darling Mundane. I do appreciate you letting me out -- I was getting so bored!

Ah, why do you seem so nervous? Is it because you're so used to that stuffy alchemist? She's no fun, you know. What she needs is a nice, strong man to give her a good ti--

What do you mean she doesn't want that? Mm, I've got half a mind to loosen her up myself...

And what's this about a "Luceti", mm? Is that one of those games you were mentioning? Should I get some fun things in order?

...

No? Oh, that's too bad.

I won't pressure you then, my dear Mundane. When the time comes, we'll enjoy ourselves... together.

mikhail_in_me

What do you want me to say? I'm just glad I was able to see her. To hold her with these hands.

I want to continue on..to hold on..

Even in the place I am at now, I will keep a hold of my hope...together with everyone.

I will do it. For her, for myself, and for everyone.

gotmy_i_onyou

So just because you happened to see a conversation about how I'm 'underrepresented' around here you decide to drag my ass all the way over?

But you're keeping me over where I was too? Because I've got to say, they need me a hell of a lot more over in that madhouse than anybody needs me over here.

bromachine

No. I don't care if it sent your friend into a...I don't know what that was. A keysmash fit. Anyway, you are not sending me anywhere but back home. This is a bad idea, and I know bad ideas.

[Hi Tony]

Now get some sleep. You're worse than Tony.

strahta

Whether I am annoyed or disappointed at your previous failure is irrelevant, mundane. The point is that you must seriously think matters through if you wish to take me somewhere again. The application was adequate, and we may agree that during the first month when you were on top of things, I was doing quite well. However, your lack of discipline, drive, and time management skills have been your undoing, as well as mine and other new muses you've tried to cooperate with in the past. And for your information, of course I've perused through your records. It's only natural to endeavor in gathering any spec of information available before I get myself into any particular situation. You may not be as reckless as Asbel or as easy to influence as Sophie, but I will still strongly advise you to reconsider if you're contemplating me again. Keep in mind that no matter where you choose, I dislike staying idle and will strive to actively do what I can. If you cannot accommodate my working habits, then for both our sakes, just forget it while we're ahead.

[douchebert is rude to everyone and that includes mundanes 8(]

...Castmates? No one would be necessary, you already know that. I'm perfectly capable of working alone. I've been on my own for [...] a number of years, remember?

[still buttpained also as always, yep...]

iknowwhoiam

So... This is pretty cool. I'm glad you like me and all that!

But where's the soup? You said there'd be soup. Although I'd rather have cake...

Oh! Or Cake! Not to eat, though. I just want her around.

erodedbutterfly

You didn't think I was gone forever, did you? Yeah, as if I'm going to miss out on all the fun! Besides, how many times has this happened with you and me? I always find my way back.

So, what's the plan? Maybe take me back to Exsilium? I know a lot of people went home, but Raven's still there, right? If she is, maybe we can finally work on fixing things. I mean, I know she said she forgave me and all, but... I'm still not cool with the canon point you want to keep me at, but hey, you're being pretty awesome right now so--

...okay, majorly taking that back. You're not being awesome at all. You being amused at that other Terra you saw while browsing our tag? Yeah, totally not cool. It's bad enough remembering that I was stupid enough to be like that, okay?

skirtcladgunner

Hey, mun. What's the big idea? Didn't you just let one of the others post? What's so important that you want me to--[...]--what the fuck?!

You couldn't have told me that before I started flirting with that Zoisite guy? Ew, gross. [Makes a face.] Damn, I know Yuan has a thing for flamboyant men, but...

Okay. All right, all right. You know what? Do me a favor, mun. I know you're not going to listen or anything, because you're an obnoxious little shit like that, but if I flirt with anyone else that Mama has slept with an alternate version of? Don't tell me. I'll never stop thinking about it now. Gross.

crockshot

( Snipped to be on the safe side )

stephrogers

It's a different time, mun. There's a lot more things out there than ~~thinking about missed opportunities~~ thinking about the past. And besides, we don't even know if I can even have kids with everything that's been going on. There's a ton of women out there that don't have 'em. I'll just join their ranks.

[She's got a sad look that disappears as soon as it appears]

It's the new normal, right? And I've...I've got everyone else to look after.

The baby booties? They're...for an agent. That's...having a baby shower. And I'm just getting them as a gift. For her. Since she's expecting.

adarkfallenstar

Mun?

Mundane?

Mun, Mun, Mun?

I can't find my mommy.
You say she's not here..that she's somewhere else.

Do you know where I can find her?

Will you take me there.

shaves

Okay. No, okay, I can work with this. Whatever you've got planned when you actually plan it, I mean, which could take — what? How long? Whatever, all I want right now is a cheeseburger and for you to cool your jets just enough not to give yourself a migraine because you're as excitable as JARVIS with a new firewall to hack and I'm hungry, which is obviously the more important theme that we need to deal with. Look, I'm here. I'll take care of stuff. Check this out, right now, I'm leveling with you.

Relax, skippy.

You are so lucky to have me. I'm basically your Pepper, only more rugged and less inclined to ... wear booty short-shorts. Scrap that. Who am I kidding? You can't handle imagery of me in trunks, no one can. Although it's true hers get a lot tighter around the. General rear area. Yeah, this got derailed so fast and I'm not even sorry, can I get a sign saying I tap that?

Where can a guy in metaland get his caffeine in-take around here? First one to pony up gets a blueberry.

frankenhomie

Hey, it's no big if you want to wait- I can chill here for a while.

clipboard

I am not cleaning up after him in a dozen different 'realities', no matter how much trouble he's got himself into.

roguepinata

We need to talk.

And I mean actually talk, not you ignoring me while you play video games. Which I totally get, games are awesome, but you're not even killing zombies or shooting anything! At least pick a better game. I'm getting bored in here.

Like this place you keep looking at. Pranking people for cash? Fuck yeah! So get moving! I have a whole bag of tricks waiting to try out!

wallyiswally

( Spoilers for Darkest )

anachronos

I'm sure you think you are rather clever, little miss. I do not see how it is quite as amusing as you make it out to be. Just because you have a bit too much of a liking for those fancy Greek words and an incessant need to play with your fairytale friends, doesn't much warrant a need for dragging me about to torture me, does it? Not the most appealing of welcomes at all, nor very inspiring that this relationship is going to be a pleasant one.

You want to send me to a cursed town when you have already saddled me with one curse? Explain this 'Narcolepsy' thing to me, again.

I am not sure I get why you find it so... amusing. No matter how intimately you know the subject of that curse.

Can you not just leave me be? This all sounds like a bit too much work, and you know how I feel about that.

Oh, and that name you have given me? You know, the one you replaced my actual name for.

Very funny. I'm laughing on the inside, I assure you.

sweet_riiiiims

( Spoilers and puns ahead )

vengefulblades

Mundane,

I understand that the previous plans you had have now fallen through and you feel as if you have no more options, but that is far from the truth. You must stop second guessing every move you make and move forward.

I am growing tired of waiting for you. Make your move or leave me be, I have much that needs doing.

masterofzawarudo

So this is where I, Dio shall become supreme ruler of all, eh? I, Dio am not impressed but it will do for the moment. And you're absolutely sure there are no Joestars around here to stand in I, Dio's way? This news please I, Dio tremendously. You're a very fortunate young man simply for the fact that I, Dio am gracious enough to taken you on as one of my many servents. So keep up the good work and don't let me down.

Ask for all you insects here, you and everything in your world now belongs to I, the magnificent Dio Brando, super vampire and possessor of the ultimate power, ZA WARUDO! Know that it's useless to oppose me as I will crush you and everything you love without mercy and with much relish. The only wise choice is to submit yourselves to the might of I, DIO!!!

hears_thoughts

Pardon my language, but who the fuck is Marlow? I hope the next season touches a lot more on the fact that I've been pretty much promised since birth to some creepy vampire who killed my parents.

better_in_the_dark

So I see you finally remembered that I exist. I would say I'm flattered, but really, I'm more angry that you forgot about me at all. You didn't really forget, merely decided other things were more important.

While you think what I did while I was still human was cruel and pointless, you know it was to further my ambition. If I hadn't done that, I wouldn't have gotten to where I am today, would I? You already know the answer to that. I'm interested to see the continuation of my youth laid out in this fashion. Jonathon's eventual downfall will be that much sweeter the second time. But he's not really gone, is he? I do owe him some bit of thanks for this body, after all.

Now go back to whatever pointless thing you were doing. I'll still be here long after you're dead.

exponential

I appreciate that you want to pick me back up, I really do. But I think you might be worrying too much over whether or not you'll do a good job with me.

You're a talented person, and your heart's in the right place. So, I doubt that anyone you'd want to play me with will have any problems with you. If they do, they can just come to you and tell you what the problem is. At the worst, you'll just learn from a mistake and carry forward, right?

[ A chuckle. ] Besides, with the way you're worrying so much, you're starting to remind me of me.

exceptionallybright

I have severe doubts on your character if you consider a population of villains to be an attractive feature of a city. Especially since your motivation seems to be based more on some perverse interest in my reaction than an eye for improvement. You can rest assured, typist, the champion of justice is well equipped for whatever ordeal there is to be encountered in the worst of wretched hives.

And not just because I'm bringing my actual equipment with me.

camelholocaust

So, now that a we're-not-calling-them-zombies zombie holocaust is pants-shittingly real, let's get one thing straight: I'm not the brains of the operation. I'm the guy with the triple barrel shotgun.

[A pause.]

If you send me to a place with any speck of civilization, I will find a way to blow it up, probably within forty-eight hours. Thirty, if I can't find any liquor.

Fuckin' try me.

[[ooc: potential for spoilers in the comments? \o/]]

lastmessiah

Honestly must we go through the ceremonial song and dance again? Certainly you must realize by now that I'm already well aware of your limitations as of late. You can hardly handle being in two games as it is, and yet you wish to ship me off to some post-apocalyptic fantasy world?

[ He sighs. ]

What shall I do with you? I'm quite fond of my tea and crumpets within my little corner of the world. However, I suspect that my satisfaction matters very little to you.

( ooc: canon: shadow hearts )

fair_haired_maiden

Madame,

Well, this is a curious undertaking isn't it? Rest assured I appreciate the attention and the inclination to offer my company to this new frontier, but aren't we being a bit hasty? It doesn't appear as though many are familiar with the history that is my present; and to be honest I am loath to bring up the past yet again.

I've faced enough to fill a half dozen lifetimes, not all of it has been entirely pretty. So, with that said, shall we enter into this with an understanding? Ah yes, you are quite familiar with my nature, you know I will not easily be left behind once I've set my mind to something.

If we agree then; discretion, caution and perhaps a tempered optimism? Yes, I think we can be in agreement after all. Let see just how far the rails take us, shall we?

babel_hacker

Don't forget to update my roster, mun! I need my team to be up-to-date, levels and moves wise, so I can tackle the Kanto gym leaders' elite teams.

...And to protect myself, I know, I know. But I can take care of myself, remember?

Now go and update my roster, mun. Then we can talk about other things.

alwaysfree

Look, don't you think I've seen enough wars? Last thing I want to do is go fight in another one, and I ain't fightin' for some gods I don't give a good gorram about.

And you think seein' Inara, the doctor, and his sister's supposed to make me happy? They're stuck there too. Ain't nothin' to be happy about.

Should've listened when I said to leave me be.

outsidematters

What, that guy who just moved in?

Sure he's got the look, the poise--but he's self centered. Whilst I share the wonders of beauty to all I meet!
It's no competition; I'm offended you even thought there was.

Don't worry about us getting into some "fight"; aren't you supposed to know me? Using your fists is so uncivilized. I'm sure he'd agree.

Now scoot along back to the work you're supposed to be doing!

conquistador

It isn't unusual for me to leave for a time but I always return.

( ~~Later than sooner. He's a very busy nation ok~~. )

pinkpetals

You are really going to do this, aren't you? Even I don't know where you picked up the idea.

You'd better invest your time with me.

You know I'll have high expectations.

spazmatoidstarling

Oh, fuck! You're sending me to some creepy tower - are you shitting me?! That's so gross! There's gonna be so many nasty monsters!

Holy shit, I can't wait! Hurry up with that app, already! I wanna see all those disgusting little freaks! Ugh, it makes me wanna be sick... but I love it! It's awful and hilarious! Ohmigod, I can't fucking wait! You're the best worst mun ever!

rosebow

You forgot my birthday? Don't worry, it's not a big deal. I don't need a party or anything! I'd be fine with just a small cake, or... well, maybe that's not possible. But music works, too.

hoof_beats

Hey....you're doing okay alright? You don't have to send me this year too soon, you should focus on your class and that NaWrNo month thing. You already have that man...Vlad Masters I think, in a game. Don't overwork yourself.

I am happy you decided to give me a chance again. I mean....I love my papa, but...I think I need to experience other things. Maybe I can see my cousins in DC?

Current Music: Castle Walls-TI

waitinthecar

I don't think it's a good idea to rush into this. I have more than enough going on right now.

beforethedarkness

Putting this thing up was pointless last month, and it's pointless now. Face it, no one wants to come. I don't even want to be there. I want to go back to train so I can kill him. I don't need another reason.

But as long as I'm stuck there, I don't want anyone else there. I'm doing fine without them. And I don't miss them.

lakoffselephant

I suppose it's fitting that you can't get the idea of finding a game out of your head, but now may not be the best time to jump into something.

You need to take a little more time and do a little more or a lot more research into games around here. It's been a couple years since you've played in anything other than dressing rooms. I'll play nice and hold my tongue concerning that piece of information.

plumoath

Heehee. This is going to be so much fun, mun!

viridisvespaquadra

Lighten up, kid. Every generation gets its own take on a legend. What's one more? I'm just glad the first of us to put on a mask's finally getting some screentime after so long.

...let's just hope this take doesn't stray too far. Uncle Britt's kinda pushed it.

gotlost

Hey. Look, sister.

I know you like the kinda guy I am. That's okay, I guess. But I ain't going anywhere without The Lost. I ain't leaving my brothers behind. Billy'd make even more of a wreck of things if I wasn't there anyway.

I don't mind sticking around here for a while, but this isn't gonna be pretty if you cart me off to some weird-ass place. I don't wanna go anywhere. Comprende?

wave_silvousplait

You know that I appreciate being thought of. Of course, I do, who wouldn't? But, if you'll excuse the pun: I feel like you may be a bit rusty.

squeekofterror

Umm... Mun-lady? It's been a really, really, really long time since I've been out, and... and I don't think this is a good idea. Not even a little bit. Shmee doesn't think so either. He thinks... I probably shouldn't say what he thinks, it's kinda mean.

... Y-you're not really gonna put me anywhere... right?

whiteblackknight

Don't worry, mun. The administrators at animus will read the app you made for me. They just have a lot of orders to fill.

Look, you can even see they haven't even gotten to the recent ones, either.

It's alright to worry sometimes but don't overdo it. I'll be fine with your decision. I'm best friends with bigger nightmares, after all!

...

Now, what's with you shipping me with...

...

huh...

At least she's cute.

captainyesterday

Hey, mun guy. What's the deal with the being in your brain thing? It's boring in here. And there's nothing good on TV. You haven't even got a TV. Or a couch. What sort of a brain doesn't have a couch?

It's hard laying around doing nothing in these conditions. I liked it better in the future. Couldn't you do this to someone else? Why not Zoidberg?

the_musician

Do you really think it's necessary to "send me somewhere?" Mun? What if I'm the only pirate there?

What if there are monsters?

Ah, mun, mun, let's rethink this, shall we? I know you "missed having a musical muse" but this is a bad idea! I can feel it in my bones! Yohohoho!

consultantsson

No.

You are not allowed to try an enable Ran. You know how she is about monsters.

crueldragonsthesis

Exchanging Melancthon for another invisible fucking guiding hand? Throwing me into another rigged game? After all that happened, after I was this close to ramming those missiles up The Goddess's sacred fundament, you're taking away the revenge that me and Melancthon deserve?

You'd make a good fae.

That means: go fuck yourself.

kismefish

( Courier + color )

cyan_maid

( (Cut for Courier + Color) )

junked

So who the hell's that tubby lummox that's sporting my name?

It's unethical, dammit. Have some goddamn tact!

Speaking of tact, I can't say I'm too disappointed that my former "employer" got what was coming to her. Only wish I could have claimed the feat first. Especially seeing as that some pansy degenerate fool was to blame.

Also? I pull off the fancy facial hair much better. I bet he was lacking in lice. Pathetic.

Time to light up properly then roll over in my grave. Like a true gentleman.

you_spoony_bard

Yeah, it was a long nap. So what? I'm old, remember? I'm allowed naps.

[Tellah rolls his eyes a bit.]

Stop looking at me like that. Or do I need to call down some lightning to snap you out of it? ...Yeah, thought so.

tainted_tower

My lady,

As much as I would like to join both Lord Cain and Miss Merryweather, I would suggest you consider the current demands on your time before you rush into something that could end with me having to take my leave from them before I would so choose myself. If you persist in seeking more things to occupy your time, you'll only end up accomplishing nothing and disappointing many.

That being said, if you do find that you can manage the things you're attempting and place me at his side. I will not stand in your way, of course.

hoperaider

Alright let me see if i completely understand what youre telling me.
Youre basically shipping me off to a place that tells me ive been a fictional character all my life and acts as a rehab for reality center.
Moreover i have to attend high school though to be fair that doesnt sound as awful as youre putting it.
On the plus side most of my friends are already there.
Dag nab it mun! Thats no way to have an adventure you know that!

The other two places are just as bad!
I mean in one of them im dead.
Dead!
Thats all i have to say for that one! I truly do not wish to be dead and stuck in a uniform from one of striders animes!
And then the other one runs the risk of insanity if i find myself alone which is highly unnerving.
*SIGH!*
Just go ahead and pick your poison already.

I think we have issues.

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