dear_mun | more borderlands bros

So who the hell's that tubby lummox that's sporting my name?

It's unethical, dammit. Have some goddamn tact!

Speaking of tact, I can't say I'm too disappointed that my former "employer" got what was coming to her. Only wish I could have claimed the feat first. Especially seeing as that some pansy degenerate fool was to blame.

Also? I pull off the fancy facial hair much better. I bet he was lacking in lice. Pathetic.

Time to light up properly then roll over in my grave. Like a true gentleman.