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Okay. No, okay, I can work with this. Whatever you've got planned when you actually plan it, I mean, which could take — what? How long? Whatever, all I want right now is a cheeseburger and for you to cool your jets just enough not to give yourself a migraine because you're as excitable as JARVIS with a new firewall to hack and I'm hungry, which is obviously the more important theme that we need to deal with. Look, I'm here. I'll take care of stuff. Check this out, right now, I'm leveling with you.
Relax, skippy.
You are so lucky to have me. I'm basically your Pepper, only more rugged and less inclined to ... wear booty short-shorts. Scrap that. Who am I kidding? You can't handle imagery of me in trunks, no one can. Although it's true hers get a lot tighter around the. General rear area. Yeah, this got derailed so fast and I'm not even sorry, can I get a sign saying I tap that?
Where can a guy in metaland get his caffeine in-take around here? First one to pony up gets a blueberry.
Relax, skippy.
You are so lucky to have me. I'm basically your Pepper, only more rugged and less inclined to ... wear booty short-shorts. Scrap that. Who am I kidding? You can't handle imagery of me in trunks, no one can. Although it's true hers get a lot tighter around the. General rear area. Yeah, this got derailed so fast and I'm not even sorry, can I get a sign saying I tap that?
Where can a guy in metaland get his caffeine in-take around here? First one to pony up gets a blueberry.
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I feel the need to interject
you WOULD
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oh hello...
hi!
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I love you. That works, right?
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I don't think you can be your mundane's Pepper when you need Miss Potts to keep your life running smoothly.
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You know, just for that disturbing mental image, I don't think I'm going to share. Jesus Stark, I have enough problems with Psych without you adding to it. [Here, have a traumatized shudder, just for effect.]
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Now I want girls in shorts, does Pepper even know you're this much of a bad influence, Rhodey? For shame.
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Moderately slow.
[He nods his head at the pot of coffee he just made. It's decaf.]
There's some coffee right here. Help yourself.
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What it must be like inside that head of yours.
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Is there a reason you can't get your own?
[ She's probably talking about the caffeine. And not the sign. ]
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1/2
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k e y w o r d s
oh OH
HE STARTED IT
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oh no i had to...
justin meets his childhood hero at the worst times i swear
this is your lot in life, justin
http://i.imgur.com/mL9BC.gif what can you do
make lemonade!
find a new god
i hear loki's looking for new minions
TWO PSLS WITH LOKI IS ENOUGH FOR HIM TYVM
the lady doth protest too much...
ain't no ladies here, steve
oh come on. even *he* knows shakespeare!
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lmao cappy
you just don't shoot young ladies ok!! no matter how scantily-dressed they are...
;(
bad tony
gdmnit
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... See. I'd like to say that was a particularly bad joke and, coming from a guy like me... You should believe it, you know, because I've told some bad jokes. Some horrid jokes; they'd make your blood curdle, see, they're that bad.
But you, ah, you're getting there. ...Hah.
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I'd say you could get a coffee wherever you wanted one, Mister Stark.
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It was not worthy to bear the weight of Mjolnir, so the machine is crushed.
S'what you get for forgetting Pop-Tarts c:]
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[ ... Shit, this is heavy. ]
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However, I do not believe distracting your mundane with physically attractiveness is an effective method to get what is you require from them.
[Mjolnir won't break your legs. Not this one, at least.]
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