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Okay. No, okay, I can work with this. Whatever you've got planned when you actually plan it, I mean, which could take — what? How long? Whatever, all I want right now is a cheeseburger and for you to cool your jets just enough not to give yourself a migraine because you're as excitable as JARVIS with a new firewall to hack and I'm hungry, which is obviously the more important theme that we need to deal with. Look, I'm here. I'll take care of stuff. Check this out, right now, I'm leveling with you.
Relax, skippy.
You are so lucky to have me. I'm basically your Pepper, only more rugged and less inclined to ... wear booty short-shorts. Scrap that. Who am I kidding? You can't handle imagery of me in trunks, no one can. Although it's true hers get a lot tighter around the. General rear area. Yeah, this got derailed so fast and I'm not even sorry, can I get a sign saying I tap that?
Where can a guy in metaland get his caffeine in-take around here? First one to pony up gets a blueberry.
Relax, skippy.
You are so lucky to have me. I'm basically your Pepper, only more rugged and less inclined to ... wear booty short-shorts. Scrap that. Who am I kidding? You can't handle imagery of me in trunks, no one can. Although it's true hers get a lot tighter around the. General rear area. Yeah, this got derailed so fast and I'm not even sorry, can I get a sign saying I tap that?
Where can a guy in metaland get his caffeine in-take around here? First one to pony up gets a blueberry.