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[roguepinata]

We need to talk.

And I mean actually talk, not you ignoring me while you play video games. Which I totally get, games are awesome, but you're not even killing zombies or shooting anything! At least pick a better game. I'm getting bored in here.

Like this place you keep looking at. Pranking people for cash? Fuck yeah! So get moving! I have a whole bag of tricks waiting to try out!

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that is a good username and you should feel good

[sibylline]

Did you make them yourself? I'm just wondering.

Thank you~

[roguepinata]

Why make it when you can take it? Not like the other guy's using it any more.

[sibylline]

Around here, that's not a bet you should take.

[roguepinata]

Finders keepers. He shouldn't have left it hanging around where any kid with free time and a lock pick could get it.

[sibylline]

Oh, I agree with you, there. But you're absolutely sure he won't show up here and now?

[roguepinata]

If I can handle zombie him, I can take regular him any day. I'm not just some stupid kid anymore, I'm a Rogue.

[sibylline]

If that's what you want. They may be a bunch of bitter old men who staked their livelihoods on technological innovations that could have made them billionaires and an undying grudge for a very fast man, but you can do better, I'm sure.

[roguepinata]

[He's trying to think of a comeback, something snappy. He's the Trickster, he should have some badass lines for moments like this! But the only thing he manages?]

Fuck you!

[And a muttered afterthought:]

They could totally kill the Flash if they wanted to.

[And they have. But he's not mentioning that, because Cold would hit him again. Not fun.]

[sibylline]

That's not very polite, Axel. Believe me when I say you want to be careful about who you throw in with. The Rogues have never respected Trickster. That's what being Trickster means. Do you think you'll convince them otherwise?

[roguepinata]

Because he wasn't a real Rogue. He thought he was some kind of wannabe hero and turned on them. Who'd respect that?

Me, I don't have to worry about stuff like a conscience getting in the way. And I know all about being a Rogue. Mirror Master said I have to earn it, and I'm going to.

[sibylline]

Oh, no. I'm talking about the old days. You probably weren't even born yet, so you wouldn't know, and they certainly won't tell you.

Not that you want to hear. Earn it, then. Find out for yourself if it's worth what you'll pay.

[roguepinata]

Like your way's so much better.

[sibylline]

Everything has its price. But for what I've paid, I lead my own life, Axel. I don't have to prove anything to anyone. Not even easily impressed punks who don't invent their own tricks.

[roguepinata]

And I get to blow shit up and fly. Anything I want, I get, and nobody tells me what to do.

Ha! Like you could impress me anyway!

[sibylline]

Nobody except the people to whom you have to earn being a Rogue.

[roguepinata]

I only do what Cold says because I want to. Nobody's making me be a Rogue.