dear_mun | Oct. 5th, 2012

Oct. 5th, 2012

( still cutting for spoilers just in case~~~ )

It's always flattering to know that my medical expertise might be necessary in some dump of a wasteland. Too many of those professional docs with their fancy degrees don't go the extra mile when it comes to getting the job done. Everybody knows deep down in their hearts that going going to extremes more or less is the only way to excel in the medical field.

I mean, I've seen it for myself. Last crazy bastard who waltzed in here--alright so the waltzing was a bit limp with his kneecaps broken and all--but he definitely found it in his heart to let me know my methods were well practiced. Being in my hand and all that. His heart I mean. Accidentally dropped it in the incinerator on my way to the crapper, but what good doctor doesn't slip up every once in awhile?

Dammit. Think I pumped that last patient full of too much acid. Got some blood in my eye and it's real irritated. Some kinda green pus is oozing out of my left duct.

If you ever find a new pisshaven to drop me in, give me a heads up. Gotta find a sturdy case for my hacksaw. She's a delicate gal.

god_of_tricks

So, you magically remembered you have me gathering dust in your headspace. How delightful for me. Who doesn't wish to see their characterization derailed by the ineptitude of a typist such as yourself?

You have no idea what you are getting yourself into. But hear me well mortal, if you turn me into some simpering, whiny 'manchild' I will haunt your every dream and thought until they cart you off to the insane asylum. That shall be my gift to you, insect. So mark my words well and do not think to treat me as poorly as you do the others rambling around in that vacant space you call a brain. I shall be watching you closely, typist. Do not test my very infinitesimal patience.

toowally

"Too Wally"? What the heck does that even mean?! And where did you even--.

... this was a Rob thing, wasn't it?

somanylyrics

( yes I said spoilers )

onthesameshore

Oh... I guess I should be glad to know someone has taken such interest in me, but I should let you know I'm pretty busy with helping out at home. The business isn't doing so well... but I guess you already knew about that.

Anyway, what I mean to say is, if you do end up taking me somewhere it'll be a problem. My family needs to unite right now and part of that responsibility lies on me. You understand, right?

...

I'm not going to be able to convince you on my own, am I?

twoshortlives

He's not "funny." He's embarrassing. It's even more embarrassing, to have to live on a planet where people take him seriously, and allow him to make a living disrespecting the dead.

- C.

lovemyviewfndr

Stop

Don't even think about it. I know how your mind works. I can practically see the smoke coming out of your ears.

I don't want anything to do with that place so just forget it. Keep doing like you have been and I'll be perfectly happy. I don't need to go to some strange other world.

You keep getting excited about stupid things. How about considering my feelings for once? First with Feilong and now with Asami...Those meetings aren't easy for me, ya know? They bring up too many confusing emotions..

Just because you get excited about these things, doesn't mean that I have to.

I'm putting my foot down. I'm not going.

formyownhand

Mundane! I'm gettin' restless here! I don't think th' castle is enough f''r me, honestly. Studyin' magic is all well an' good, but I want more adventure. I need more adventure. Can't we figure somethin' out? It can just be museboxin'--

Whatever did happen to that viking lad I was supposed to meet?

lepetitdetective

This is quite possibly the most ill-advised decision you could possibly make. I am informing you right now that you should stop for your own sake and mine.

The truth we both know is that the way I am now, you cannot possibly hope to go anywhere with me. I have calculated the number of other instances of "me" to already be prohibitively high, and they have a desirable aspect for interaction that you and I both know I lack.

So, please step down from this frankly childish desire before you get hurt.

seraphguardian

So you just met my old group huh?

Don't judge them so hard, can't really blame them for how they acted towards me... and I let myself get out of hand. It's tough seeing them all again, knowing it was my fault things ended how they did.

Ever have a moment where you wish you could be in two places at once? I've had that before, only wish it had been possible.

definingfuture

Hey, now. There's no need to get snippy with me just because I asked how things are going. This is your idea, remember?

You think I'm complicated now? Just give me more time. I'll really give you something to complain about.

worstdisguise

I...

I hope you're happy, Miss Mun. You finally got one of those dramatic breakdowns that you wanted from one of your characters. It's...what you wanted, right?

...please stop. Please. Enough is enough - there has to be a point when it all ends. There must be...

epiccombo

Well, that was definitely a train wreck. But you really should stop whining about it. It's getting old.

Oh, wait, I forgot who I'm talking to.

everlastingturmoil

Yeah.

Great job, mun.

blundergirl

This is so amazing! I can't believe I'm gonna get to hang out with the original Team members! Well, the girls anyway, and Kid Flash. It'll be just like before, but better! Time travel and alternate universes? I can totally deal with that. And you said they even assign missions every month? Perfect! I've got a good feeling it'll work out this time.

Alright! Let's DO this!

bumpsback

Woah, hey, hold up. My base rule is first dinner, then a movie, then stranding me in an abandoned, potentially haunted old town in the middle of nowhere.

Anything else is too fast, sweetheart. A guy's gotta know where to draw the line.

hihou

Alright! Okay! We can do this, mun!

A new installment is coming out, and it's time to put on our game face! I've been a playable for awhile now, but this will only be my second beat'em up! So I gotta make sure I do Kanako-sama and Suwako-sama proud, especially considering a lot of faith gathering is on the line!

Let's give a cheer for Team Moriya! LET'S GO, MORIYA, LET'S GO!

Gosh, I'm so excited!

fortherelic

HEY YOU!

Yeah, you! You just started up the game again! Without a memory card! What do you mean, you're not sure if memory cards have regions? But you started with the amazing and beautiful me, so obviously you're going in the right direction~ You know what this means~?

...
...
...

...It means you should find me some new information on a [relic]! I can't just sit around in your head collecting cobwebs, yanno~ I'm a princess! And I will be queen OF THE ENTIRE WORLD! So let's get going!

has_a_phd_in_teddybear

Just leave it. I don't want to get in the middle of it, you don't really want to get in the middle of it, and you'll just get pissed the hell off. [Not that he won't. But he just can't be dealing with his mun's whining about it.]

He's a hardass. He wasn't great, but he wasn't cruel. Well, not really. Said some things he really shouldn't have said, but wasn't That cruel. Not really. So, seriously. Save us both the headache, turn around, walk the other way, and don't shove me in the middle, goddamn it.

Yeah, I'm very damned aware this is obscure and most people won't know what the hell I'm on about. It was meant to be that way, dumbass.

justreceivedahole

I guess I'm just anxious about going to other places. We all know how well it's worked out for me thus far. Going to new places just seems to be... More work. You know... Puzzles and monsters, mostly.

antiblackcoat

( SPOILERS )

showmetheworld

Please do me this favor, Miss Mun -- don't place me anywhere that Mozenrath is currently placed. I cannot promise you or anyone else that he will live past the next activity check.

forfriendship

Chawanmushi could help you with that toothache. Why don't you give it a try?

[...]

What?

kirk

Trust me, it'll be fine.

You love me, everyone else loves me... What's the worst that could happen?

que_viva_espana

Wait... huh?

Romano's a chicitito in this game. Why are you taking me from modern times? I don't want to scare him by being too big or strong or anything! Ah... but now that I know what he's like when he grows up, I do have a lot to tell him... and oh, he was always so cute when he was little!

Hey, what are you gonna put in my trunk? Can I bring a turtle? Can I, can I, can I? Those fit in a trunk! A guitar might be a little too big, though... how big are guitars using that system? Now that I think of it... what's a foot? Americans measure things weirdly. And their feet must be really big! Hmm...

Hey, there's a girl France! I can't wait to meet her! Do you think she's nice? I wonder how much she's like Francis! I hope she doesn't hang around England as much as Francisco does, though, that's annoying. I'll make her want to hang around me instead! Si si, I like this game! Let's do our best and hope I get in!

...What do you mean there's more to it than girls and Roma?

damaged

Why don't I ever get to behead anything?

Don't you like me anymore.

fromthespark

I don't see the use for this, as it's a waste of time for both of us. Amusing or not, I have a growing city to oversee until Prime is back on his feet, and you're busy in your... game. You further have other plans, so why are you letting this distract you?

tohispeople

You're going to use the Random Number Generator again?

Come on, be serious about this!

prophetic_name

I'm not entirely sure what you expect me to do now. I know you want things fixed, but I can't just forget it all. He's always been a prat, but he's never been quite this much of a prat to me.

He clearly doesn't care, and that's...more than I can put up with. I don't know what you think will happen if he ends up where I am, dinosaurs or no.

meatguy

You're finally going through with this, huh?

Whatever, so long as this place doesn't have man-eating gorillas and plenty of meat I'll be good. I'm about burnt out on doing this whole trying to keep myself alive all day and night thing, so this better be a nice change. Alright? Good.

exorcistinbloom

Mun, I'm glad that you want to play me! Really, I am! I just... please tell Rin and Yuki-chan I'll be okay? You know they're going to worry...

And I don't want them to end up in a dangerous place just because they were looking of me...

ghostgadgeteer

Well, its about time!

I don't like the sound of Danny and Jazz being out there in these game things by themselves. What if a ghost showed up? What if one of those ectoplasmic malefactors comes after them while no one is there to protect them?

[...]

Quickly! To the weapons vault! You can do that canon review while I'm packing.

inker

'Just because you've never put anything here' isn't a real reason. I don't even have anything to complain about, so... this is probably the most pointless post ever.

Wait, I got one. Don't you have scrapes to do? Good luck doing it on a monitor that's probably like, ten years old, but duty calls, I guess. Artists, right? Bullshitting a natural talent.

Isaac

snarkyfemmebot

How about no?

I was starting to like my vacation from your attempts at making me fit someplace. The fact you are even thinking of such due to what's currently happening in the show makes it even more of a stupid idea.

dicey

Yeah, you're right, I am surprised you actually did it. First you were considering this one place, then this other place, then that first place again........ and then finally settled on this other other place. Man, you sure do like to keep me guessing!

I kind of like the ship, though. I mean, once you get past the nosy depressing 8oys and annoying hoof8easts. Just 8ecause I have mixed feelings a8out the whole thing in general doesn't mean I can't see the good stuff for what it is, don't you worry a8out that!

yokel

GREETINGS!!!

Isn't this fabulous? Isn't this superb? The answer is yes! Yes, it is! Though I must say I'm not too pleased with the entrance you gave me. The entrance must always be flashy and that was sorely lacking. If it is you then I can forgive you. You are only a beginner. We will work on your entrances. Day and night if we must. You will learn the meaning of "entrance" because yes, it does mean so much more than just entering.

A game...? Sweetest mun! We have no time for games! We must first invest in a smoke machine or at least teach you how to disappear and reappear. Besides those games are always so dreadful. Kidnappings and horrible experiments. I think I'm done with shady business. I prefer the spotlight. Don't you think I look better that way?

creative_lovebug

I know you are just as excited as me, mun. The new Black and White 2 game coming out so very soon. And....my Gym. Oh, the cocoons around my Gym are art in themselves! Such inspiration I have for new battles and new art. This is such a stepping stone from the last game and I am glad you agree, mun.

So, while you wait play Black and White 2 once more. I know you will.

Current Mood: excited

notruined

You aren't going to change your mind about this, are you, mundane? I'm going to kill again. I'm going to watch people suffer, to see what I've done to the world, all over again. Only this time it's going to be worse... and it won't just be my own world anymore. The effects of the Ruin will be so much more widespread. So many more people are going to suffer and die, and it's going to be my fault.

Why... are you excited about that? That thought can't really make you happy, can it?

EDIT: And you said it's finally moved to Dreamwidth? ... what does that mean?

changelingdude

Dude...I kinda want some nun chucks now.

I wonder how I would look in orange...I mean purple was cool and all but...

thestalk

Admit it, the only reason why you want to do something with me is so you can freak the fuck out of people.

You don't know a thing about me, and from the looks of how shit went down you probably won't be getting to know me any time soon. So just set me aside and let me do my thing for a bit.

I mean, there are times I could use a partner when the going gets rough, but you're not what I'm looking for.

makingwaves

C'mon, Mundane. Don't start getting cold fins on me now; I know you can do it! There are so many people out there writing applications. How hard can it be?

Just think of all the amazing things out there to see! A mountain that breathes fire! I still can't believe that, but it's got to be real. That will definitely be one of the first places I want to visit.

manofiron

You know, I really thought this was going to be a lot worse than it's turning out to be. I mean, sure, you put me into some stupid situations, but with the exception of that one thing, I think they worked out all right.

And that one, well, that one didn't really happen.

Okay, but listen. There’s a point to all of this, and it’s not to compliment you on not being a complete failure. I have plans. Things I’m doing. I need to focus on them, and I know you’re all about the distractions. So just leave me out of them.

You want to put someone through some kind of nightmare freakshow? Take out Emo McMopey. Subject him to it. Whatever. I don’t care. This is my official “Do Not Disturb” until at least the supposed end of the world.

Wait, no. Scratch that. After New Year’s. You know, when the world actually doesn’t end.

Moral of the story: my calendar’s full. I don’t have time for you.

misteries

If all you're doing is bluffing your way through... you're already doing a better job than you thought. Besides, if I were so easy to read, that would be no good, would it?

twotruthsandalie

I certainly don't blame you for your reluctance at attempting to convey a hard man such as myself, Scribe. As Isabela (and perhaps Hawke) would put it, though - 'A hard man is good to find', so it's win/win either way don't you think?

I would like to voice my approval on your take for the whole Champion of Kirkwall situation though. How did that other character put it? "All the stories are true, my dear - especially the lies." There's certainly enough about Hawke that's infuriating and endearing. Usually at the same time.

a_bit_odd

You shouldn't feel bad. Your head is very cozy and the people are quite interesting. You really should do something about the wrackspurts, though. I'm afraid that's why your brain feels fuzzy.

immunize

Did...I hear that right? That you have an idea for me now? No...no, that isn't going to do at all. Usually, when you say something like that, it means something bad is coming my way. Or the way of whoever you're talking about at the time.

It is something bad, isn't it?

You know what, I— I don't even want to know what it actually is, I'd just like to decline already and go back to what I'm supposed to be doing, which is helping my brother and the others.

deceptionshark

You are correct Mundane, this will be interesting.

A new Cybertron has so many new... possibilities. Try not to fail as I know you tend to, and things will go smoothly, for my tolerance for failure only extends so far.

Also I am sure I do not know what you mean by 'withdrawal'.

[The mun means nothing by it naturally.]

astallasanyman

Why are you so upset by those small bugs, miss? There are bugs all over Winterfell and even my sisters don't act like you are. They aren't going to kill you.

Regardless, I'm happy you've started on that application. I really want to see my sisters and brothers. Maybe Father and Mother will join as well! Wouldn't that be nice? I'd really like that. Can you try to find them?

Thank you!

~Brandon Stark

PS: can I go to this dream world still able to walk?

hyenapriestess

You're seriously considering that place?

...I guess being with Seta-kun and Shirogane-kun will help, but...I'd still rather be alive and well, not killed.

And no, you're not saying I died because of a freak accident in the kitchen.

[Spoilsport. :|]

equalize

You're bored. Which means you're probably planning something....

[a pause]

Don't get me involved in whatever the hell it is.

fashionably_dead

Oh.. you made a journal for me! That's kind of exciting. Cute name too. I see what you did there with the pun. Paronomasia is actually one of the oldest forms of wordplay used for comedic effect.

So, what to do with me? You're afraid that my level of awareness of medical terminology will be too much for you, especially because you're as squeamish as Frost. There's always the Internet. But don't use Wikipedia. That website is notorious for it's lack of peer-reviewed sources.

Actually, I believe the best place to start will be to continue watching the rest of the show. Then you can decide where you'd like to send me... though admittedly I'd be much happier if you left me in Boston.

daemonium

Alright! Congrats, you did it. I told you you could do it. It doesn't matter if you're being called crazy by other people. You did it, I'm proud of you!

Just don't put me through hell again, please?

I think we have issues.

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