Dusting off an old voice, canon is Squee! by Jhonen Vasquez

[squeekofterror]

Umm... Mun-lady? It's been a really, really, really long time since I've been out, and... and I don't think this is a good idea. Not even a little bit. Shmee doesn't think so either. He thinks... I probably shouldn't say what he thinks, it's kinda mean. 



... Y-you're not really gonna put me anywhere... right? 

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ahhhh squeegee ♥

[doubletailpilot]

Hey, don't worry!

Maybe your mun'll put you somewhere that's really nice! An' maybe you'll even make friends!

[Trying to cheer up the little trauma magnet? You bet because god knows this kid needs love.]

ahhhh tails! ♥

[squeekofterror]

[... what is this, are you some kind of werewolf kid? Backing away slightly, because oh god what if you try to eat him!!]

U-umm... I don't... I don't usually have good luck with stuff like that though...

commence adorable pipsqueak convention~!

[doubletailpilot]

[D'aw why you looking so nervous, squeegee? Tails tilts his head as the kid backs away.]

Oh... Well, that's no fun. But here it's kinda different! You get to meet a lot'a interesting people, an' it's not all bad here! Or at least, I haven't run into any bad people here yet!

[squeekofterror]

[Sheer force of habit, and a lot of self-preservation instincts!]

N-no, I mean... Things always go really bad around me. The last time I made a friend, there was this crazy little yappy chihuahua, a-and he...

[THOUSAND-MILE STARE. He doesn't finish that thought, just goes 'squee!' and pales. Traumatic flashback mode is go! Alas poor Andy, we hardly knew ye]

[doubletailpilot]

[Tails frowns.]

Oh... Somethin' bad happened to him, huh? I'm sorry.

[But he brightens again, because dangit being everyone's friend is one of Tails' jobs. B| ]

But like I said earlier, things're different here! And there's a lot'a nice places to go to where you can make friends, and who knows, maybe you'll find someone you know at one of the games!

[Yeah because running into 'Nny is what Squee wants more than anything right lol? 8D]

[squeekofterror]

But... Shmee says that a lot of those places are full of aliens and zombies and survival-ey horror stuff that wants to eat you alive, or suck out your brains! I don't wanna be food!

And... and What if the Crazy Neighbour Man's there, or... or Pepito, or... Granpa Hatey...! [from the sound of it, that last one is way, wayyy worse than the first two options - at least Nny and Pepito are nice to him, even if they're scary as hell]

[doubletailpilot]

That depends on what your mun looks for. Some of the games my mun looked at were kinda nice! One of 'em is a city where you get superpowers if you want them, and another is s'posed to be a nice kingdom where you're kept safe by a queen!

...I dunno who those guys are... But wherever you end up, try asking for someone named Sonic! He'd know how to sort them out if they give you a hard time!

[Sonic meeting 'Nny is something that never needs to happen Tails please don't tempt fate in that direction o_o ]

[kaiserreich]

Who is Shmee?

[Yepp. Ignoring the rest for now because he's just curious.]

[squeekofterror]

[Very, veeeeeeeeeery hesitantly takes this dilapidated wreck of a teddy bear out of his backpack]

[kaiserreich]

Ah!

[He instantly takes a step back from the toy and blinks at it.]

Y-you keep this with you?

[squeekofterror]

Yeah. He's my friend. [Bear is sloooowly being put back inside the backpack now]

[kaiserreich]

F-friend...? But... But it's damaged. You should let someone fix it!

[squeekofterror]

I did fix him! [Taking it out again - the bear is clumsily stitched together with thick black thread, and lots of staples.]

[kaiserreich]

Ah, but you can't do this by yourself! Needles are dangerous! You should let an adult do this for you!

[He still needs to learn how to properly scold and rant just yet.]