his mun and her horrible horrible habits

[bromachine]

No. I don't care if it sent your friend into a...I don't know what that was. A keysmash fit. Anyway, you are not sending me anywhere but back home. This is a bad idea, and I know bad ideas.

[Hi Tony]

Now get some sleep. You're worse than Tony.

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[amygdalae]

'Keysmash fit' is close enough, I'd say.

[Hello Rhodey, meet Tony's new BFF.]

[bromachine]

It was insane. Dummy is more coherent than that was.

[amygdalae]

She didn't do it as much when my mun agreed. I almost feel rejected.

[Wryly, but the smile he has kind of overrides that. He's glad for Tony, really.]

[bromachine]

She--and Tony--probably miss his nanny.

[technetronic]

[LOOK, I KNEW YOU'D FOLD EVENTUALLY. IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME. THIS WAS OUT OF THE BLUE.]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU

[technetronic]

Don't be like that, cupcake.

♥♥

[bromachine]

Tony, my mun is up at three forty five in the morning and it is all your fault.

[technetronic]

As they say on the internet, YOLO.

[bromachine]

No. No. You're not going to start using internet slang with me, Tony. What does "yolo" even mean?

[wwii]

Looks like that journal name you picked out's having a similar effect on my gal, so call it karma.

[bromachine]

Blame Tony.

[Story of his life, man]

Besides, "honeybear" was taken.

[wwii]

Tough luck. You look like a honeybear.

[bromachine]

...oh God, there's two of you.

[efficacy]

You have no idea how much I sympathize with you, Rhodey, but... well, you said it yourself. These people really can be worse than Tony, and you know how well he listens.

[bromachine]

He'll listen eventually. Sometimes.

[efficacy]

Sometimes. [ Okay, she can agree to that. ] But these muns rarely do, unfortunately. It's best to just brace yourself.

[therealgenius]

Not up for taking a risk, Lieutenant Colonel?

[bromachine]

Seeing as the last time I took a risk, I ended up nearly getting my ass handed to my by Vanko because your so-called Ex-Wife was a dud? What do you think?

[therealgenius]

So while Anthony was off playing with the Avengers, you were...sitting on your couch with a pint of Blue Bell because you couldn't get over it? Or were just up to boring old nothing in the War on Terror?

[widowing]

You don't find it flattering?

[bromachine]

Oh, it's flattering. I'd just rather be home.

[widowing]

Fair enough request, but I wouldn't expect it to be fulfilled anytime soon.

[black_widow]

They don't necessarily listen.

[bromachine]

Why is everyone out to break my heart? I thought that was Tony's job.

[black_widow]

Your mun will no sooner break your heart than Tony will ever admit he's wrong.