The Coming of Dio to Dreamwidth!

[masterofzawarudo]

So this is where I, Dio shall become supreme ruler of all, eh? I, Dio am not impressed but it will do for the moment. And you're absolutely sure there are no Joestars around here to stand in I, Dio's way? This news please I, Dio tremendously. You're a very fortunate young man simply for the fact that I, Dio am gracious enough to taken you on as one of my many servents. So keep up the good work and don't let me down.

Ask for all you insects here, you and everything in your world now belongs to I, the magnificent Dio Brando, super vampire and possessor of the ultimate power, ZA WARUDO! Know that it's useless to oppose me as I will crush you and everything you love without mercy and with much relish. The only wise choice is to submit yourselves to the might of I, DIO!!!

Comments

[lastmessiah]

...I don't know whether I should be impressed or mildly terrified.

[masterofzawarudo]

Worshipful should be more like it. And you who are bold enough to talk to I, Dio, are?

[lastmessiah]

Who am I you ask? Hohoho! That I cannot reveal just yet.

[masterofzawarudo]

So have you come to submit to me and become one of my minions or to stand against me and be utterly destroyed? Because I, Dio don't like having my time wasted by nobodies.

[4starsavior]

Who's Ideo? Is that your boss? [Goku's not good with picking up on when people are referring to themselves in the third person - Dio's style of speaking just confuses him more.]

[masterofzawarudo]

.... You're either very stupid or you have a deathwish which I, Dio would be glad to oblige.

[4starsavior]

Oh, is he around here somewhere?

1/2

[masterofzawarudo]

O Time, stand still! ZA WARUDO!
[you are now caught in frozen time, perfectly aware but totally unable to move a muscle.]

Re: 2/2

[masterofzawarudo]

[Dio however can move just fine in it and starts pull out knives from his jacket, alot of knives.]

You shall make a fine example of what happens to those who think they can stand in I, Dio's way.

[throws the knives at you, which then high frozen in mid-air.]

And now, time resumes again.

[Time unfreezes and knives hit you from all directions.]

[4starsavior]

[Well, that's weird. One second, this strange guy is glaring at Goku, and the next, the air around him is filled with knives. Thankfully, Goku's got insane speed and reaction time (decades of fighting increasingly powerful monstrosities helps in that regard), so he's able to dodge or deflect the knives.]

If he isn't, then you could've just said "no" - it'd be a lot easier than whatever you just did!

[roadroller]

You are my favorite. ♪

[guess why.]