...Guess who's thinking of towerofanimus?

[spazmatoidstarling]

Oh, fuck! You're sending me to some creepy tower - are you shitting me?! That's so gross! There's gonna be so many nasty monsters!

Holy shit, I can't wait! Hurry up with that app, already! I wanna see all those disgusting little freaks! Ugh, it makes me wanna be sick... but I love it! It's awful and hilarious! Ohmigod, I can't fucking wait! You're the best worst mun ever!

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[strongestcoward]

...Uh. Are you sure you've quite understood?

[spazmatoidstarling]

Duh, dude! It's gonna be some totally fucked up tower full of flesh eating monsters, right?! Oh shit, I can't fucking wait!

By the way, what's with all the scarves? Are you hideously deformed?! No fucking way! You gotta let me see! Are you all infected and gross? Ugh! I think I'm gonna be sick just thinking about it - isn't that awesome?!

[strongestcoward]

[Weird. But he kinda likes it.]

...These scarves are made from my skin. I wear them because I don't like people staring at my face.

[spazmatoidstarling]

[He hasn't seen anything, yet. Although it's nice to know a boy finally doesn't hate her.]

Fuckmuffins! That's the coolest-grossest thing I've ever heard! Your face must be pretty fucked up if you have to cover it with your own skin! Ohmigod, can I see?! Please, please, please? I promise I won't stare - I swear on my skull collection, okay?

[strongestcoward]

[Yeah, but he is the God of What the Fuck is Wrong With You so there's that.]

It's not fucked up! I just don't like people looking!

...But you can see half, if it'll shut you up.

[Despite his words, he's still going to try and impress her because what are girls man. So when he peels his scarves up to just under his nose, rather than the lovely doll like pale skin and what not, he's showing off a mouthful of enormous teeth that a human head could easily fit into, as well as letting a tongue hang out past his chin. There may be a freakish amount of drool too.]

[spazmatoidstarling]

[...She's down with that.

Speaking of which, Mr. Asura, are you trying to seduce her? Rosalind squeals and shrieks, keeping her promise of not staring by closing her eyes.]

Shit, shit, shit, that's so weird! That's the weirdest fucking thing I think I've ever seen! I know I totally promised I wouldn't but can I stare, because your mouth is just so awesome.

[strongestcoward]

[Well, no, but he's about as emotionally mature as a dorky teen and. There's a pretty girl right there and maybe it's nice to be appreciated for being a totally gross weirdo sometimes.]

...Fine! You can stare. But you'd tell me if I had any bits of people in my teeth, right?

[Dropping the cannibalism thing there just in case she squeals again. What kind of guy doesn't love to hear a girl squeal over him?]

[spazmatoidstarling]

[Close enough.

And oh shit. Cannibalism. Give Rosalind a minute, she's going pale and looking a bit sick. Could it be Asura's gone too far in his attempt to impress her?]

You eat people?

[She takes a step back, it really looks like things are going downhill here.

No, wait, she's just taking a second to take a breath before diving at Asura's mouth, grabbing him by the shoulders and peering at his monstrous teeth and tongue like it's the most incredible thing she's ever seen.]

Gross, dude.

[Possibility the most affectionately whispered insult ever.]

[strongestcoward]

[Well, this is a weird moment. Because you see, now Asura is suddenly terrified of Rosalind. Why? Because she clearly digs him and that's pretty scary, right? That's a logical thing to be afraid of.

The result is that she gets a face full of a hair raising shrieking.]

[spazmatoidstarling]

[Almost immediately, Rosalind's off him and clutching her ears, eyes screwed shut in pain. When he finally stops, she scowls, no longer amused with all his weirdness.]

What the fuck?! That fucking hurt!

[strongestcoward]

[And now he's panicking a little.]

Ah! Sorry, I'm sorry! I'm just, I'm very pretty and you're so shy and you surprised me!

[He flaps his arms around.]

I meant- oh, you get it, right!?

[spazmatoidstarling]

[Nope. She doesn't get him. She's not exactly stupid, she just... jumps to conclusions rather quickly, and he's going to have to do better to calm her down.

Thankfully there's no bus she can hit him with.]

Ugh, vain guys are totally uncool, even if they've got totally fucking strange mouths and eat people. Fucking shit, I can't believe I actually thought you were cool! I mean, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?!

[strongestcoward]

No, no, no, no, no! [He continues to wave his hands all over the place, his scarves joining in. Their ends hand little hands and everything to complete the image.] I got it muddled up! I'm shy and you're-

[He stops in place, absolutely frozen. Nope, he's not gonna say it so easily again.]

[spazmatoidstarling]

[Nope, she doesn't find his skin-scarves cool. No way. She just- Ugh, fine, she thinks they're awesomely gross, but she's too mad right now to say so.]

And I'm what?! Christ, why can't I find a guy who likes me?! Why do all guys hate me?!

[strongestcoward]

[Asura screws up his hands into fists. He doesn't hate her, she just scares him. But everyone scares him so.]

You're pretty! But I'm no good with girls like that! What am I supposed to do!?

[kingunmaker]

Goodness- you are actually looking forward to encountering things such as monsters? I do not know whether to call you brave or foolhardy, my lady.

[spazmatoidstarling]

[Hot guy, hot guy, hot guy - don't mess this up, Rosalind. This could be your chance!]

Why the fuck wouldn't I wanna meet some seriously fucked up monsters?! They're so scary I think I might cry! Hilarious!

[kingunmaker]

[To any sane and decent person, that would be the que to smile politely and head for the exit.

It should be a bad sign to Rosalind that Duphaston is doing neither of those things.]

My, if you're that close to tears I do not know if I can call you brave. But foolhardy seems like such a harsh word...

[spazmatoidstarling]

[Actually, she's just happy a hot guy - no, a person in general - isn't fleeing from her in terror.]

I don't really give a fuck what you call me, dude, I know I can totally kick monster ass and that's all that matters!

[kingunmaker]

[Oh, now THAT makes him raise a oh-so-perfectly plucked eyebrow. A warrior, this little thing? Intriguing.]

You mean to say you fight monsters? My word... you must forgive me for my surprise my lady, but I've never before encountered any church or regiment that would let their warriors dress so... festively.

[spazmatoidstarling]

Festively? Whatcha mean?

[He thinks this old thing is festive? He hasn't seen anything.]

And I'm not in any church. Why the fuck would I wanna join one of those?

[kingunmaker]

Ah, I'm afraid we're talking past each other here. Tell me, how do warriors such as yourself operate in your world, my lady? In mine, the only ones brave and foolhardy enough to challenge monsters are either trained by an army, or a militant church.

[spazmatoidstarling]

We just kinda pick up weapons and kill things. It's wicked sick and stuff. I guess we're sorta organised, but Daddy mostly just lets us do what we want. Actually, fuck that, he only lets Juliet and Cordelia what they want, I have to do chores and homework, but the other two just get to cheerlead and move out! Isn't that bullshit?!

[kingunmaker]

... Aah, a familiar tale. The youngest of the sisters, forced to sit in her chambers while her elders are allowed to roam free?

'Bull-shit' indeed, my lady.

[bodyless]

[ Nick raises an eyebrow. Juliet's family are ridiculously weird, but they're also cool, badass and the bravest people he's ever met. ]

Haven't you killed enough ugly bastards for a while?