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You know that I appreciate being thought of. Of course, I do, who wouldn't? But, if you'll excuse the pun: I feel like you may be a bit rusty.

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Man. I can't imagine who wouldn't want to keep up with you, Dylan.

I think I speak for all when I say how lucky it is that the threads of reality don't depend on your imagination.

Yeah? Yeah, you know, I can think of a few people who'd be pretty screwed if it did.

You can think?

Oh. Oh, that's funny. You're a funny guy.

Really.

You seem a little tense, Sam.

Me? Tense? Ha! No. Why would I be tense?

I mean, it's not like you're some asshole bent on destroying the world or enslaving the human race or anything.

I think I commented only a moment ago on your imagination...

I'm a pretty creative guy.

And you take fairly generous creative license in the way that you, uh, paint me. You're being a little harsh, Sam.

Actually, I said it wasn't like that. But hey, if you've got a heavy conscience about something...

Silly Sammy, you know I don't have a conscience.

I never would have figured that one out-

[Tsk!] Happily it's easy for me to spell out.

Do you get a lot of joy out of these interactions?

[Sam? No. His mun? Definitely.]

Awww. Come on.

I figured we could finally put that whole 'kidnapping my girlfriend' thing behind us. Maybe trade hair products. Shampoos. It'd be great.

I do love a good shampoo. As a matter of fact, I have my...stylist's number just here... [JUST LET HIM GET IN HIS JACKET POCKET]

[Wait. Wait, is he really-]

Wow. Uh. Thanks.

[thats for you, put that in your mouth, chew on that] I'll let her know to look out for you. Why don't you take the first visit on me, Sammy?

That's really... generous. Of you.

But I think I've got it covered. You know. With that whole job thing. Makin' money.

Yep.

It's just a favor. Let me do you a favor.

You mean like that favour where you got me my job?

I think I'm good. I don't need anymore favours. Thanks.

We all like attention, Mr. Gould. Don't knock it while you've got it.

It's just a gentle suggestion! A good car needs a good wax; I'm just encouraging routine maintenance.

I can't argue the ritualistic maintenance, of course.

However, needing maintenance itself is a compliment, I think. Means we are worth something, in the long run.

As if your worth was ever in question, Miss Banes.

Of course not.

[Eye twinkle.]

It was all rhetorical, naturally.

Naturally. I presume you're, ah...up to factory standards these days?

I am, and always will be, above factory standards, Mr. Gould.

Your upkeep is impeccable. I shouldn't have even asked.

Honestly sir, I don't even know why you did.

Sir?

[Smirk.]

What, you don't like politeness?

Soundwave's pet? My. This is unexpected.

Soundwave's...well. Not a disappointing surprise, I hope.

Yes. I said that. [He loves giving Soundwave's pals flack. Just a little, though.] Mm. Can't say disappointing. It's always interesting t'see folks from home, after all.

And it's always a pleasure to encounter a colleague in strange waters.

You haven't... [Ahem.] I don't imagine you've seen Soundwave?

Soundwave? Mm. Not lately.

[Not the one he's looking for, anyway.]

Not that I'm exactly friendly with him. Or that I'd actively seek him out.

Ah. You don't seem to need too much direct supervision from what I've gathered. Of course you wouldn't. [ ; C ; ]

I'm not much for supervision anyway. Especially not supervision with data cables. I wouldn't worry, sprat. He's probably around somewhere.

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