dear_mun | (no subject)

Not a big deal?! Madoka, you can't just say something like that! [ IT'S A HUGE DEAL OKAY ] We can have a party right here! There's gotta be a cake somewhere, right?

I... really don't think that would be necessary, Sayaka-chan! And cakes don't just show up out of nowhere, right?

[ ... glancing around surreptitiously, just in case 8| ]

It's definitely necessary. [ Her bff's birthdays are important okay don't question it. ] Maybe they don't show up normally, but this place is weird. We could probably find one if we looked hard enough.

Putting it that way makes it sound like you're looking for a wild animal, or something, instead of a cake!

[ what if it's a lie! ]

It kinda does, huh... but I've gotta be prepared for anything! If I don't pay attention, I'll definitely miss my chance.

[ Sayaka are you even talking about cakes anymore... ]

A chance? Like, for your favorite flavor, or a sale, or...?

For finding one at all! I mean, if I was a cake, I definitely wouldn't just sit around and wait to be eaten.

Besides, it's your birthday, not mine. Wouldn't I be looking for your favorite flavor instead?

The thought of you as a cake is just too bizarre. But I'd be fine with any flavor! Anything would taste good, as long as you're eating with a friend.

Ahahaha, that's okay. I don't think I'd make a very good cake anyway.

[ This just keeps getting dumber and dumber... but wait what's that in the distance ]

Hey, hold on a second! [ For whatever reason, there is indeed a cake in the land of dear_mun, and it now has one (1) meguca chasing after it. She totally knew this would all work out somehow!! ]

Oh, wait for me too--!

[ running to catch up!!......... but she slows a little as they get closer because this cake. does look a little questionable 8| ]

[

oh god. ]

That thing? Seriously? [ She is mortified right now of all the possibilities. ] Ugh, there's no way I'll let you have a cake like that. [ Too evil for her tiny bff :c ]

I... wonder who even made something like this? It's a good likeness.

[ just. going to leave it on the table for mysterious cake-maker to have all to themselves. ]

Not anyone normal, that's for sure. Who'd wanna make a cake that looks like that stupid rat?

[ Bitterness what bitterness ]

... He might've made it himself if someone ever wished for a cake...

[ wow she dodged a bullet there. ]

[ BLISSFULLY IGNORANT............ ]

That'd be just like him, huh? You'd ask for a really nice cake, and get something like that instead. [ In some alternate world where Mami survives that battle, the QBCake is a Real Thing. ] Geez, I'd definitely regret making a contract if that happened to me.

[ somewhere, alternate universe Madoka is crying. well there might be a lot of au madokas doing that but still. ]

It wouldn't technically be cheating, but... yeah, I would too. Let's hope nobody ever did that!

[ Nobody cries hardest as cakewish Madoka. Nobody. ]

No kidding. Just looking at it's more than enough for me. [ Worst cake ever. ] Anyway... sorry about that. If that's the only cake around, then I guess I couldn't find a good one after all.

There's nothing to apologize for, Sayaka-chan. I was really happy that you were trying so hard for me in the first place... I think that kind of feeling is a gift in itself.

Geez, Madoka, you're way too nice. [ But also her bff forever and that is one of the reasons why c: ] Ahaha, if you keep that up, I'm definitely going to make you my wife!

[ Okay so chasing the cake didn't go so well, but maybe chasing her tiny pink frand will go better!! Sayaka's totally going in for one of her typical tacklehug things if she gets her way. ]

Is there even such a thing as too ni... h-h-hey!

[ totally taken by surprise hug!! not that she's complaining, this is like a morning ritual after all. she flails a little, but giggles anyway |D ]

If there was, you'd definitely be it!

[ But there isn't, so she's safe... for now. Sayaka grins, lifting Madoka up off the ground in the hug. ]

You know, it's even easier to do this now... I've definitely gotten stronger since I became a magical girl! [ It helps that tiny pink jesus is tiny but still!! ] I bet I could carry you around like this without any problems.

[ she gives a squeezing hug back, kicking her legs a little in surprise as she feels Sayaka lift her up like a champ. WHOA. ]

I don't know if it's being a magical girl. You've always been strong, so I wouldn't be surprised!

You think so? [ Oh she should... probably put Madoka down while she thinks SORRY ABOUT THAT BFF ] I guess it's pretty handy for this kinda stuff, anyway.

[ Seriously where would she be if she couldn't carry around her best friend like a sack of potatoes?? ]

Ehehehe, whenever I need help lifting things, I'll always count on you!

[ A GOOD QUESTION. she breathes a little sigh of relief as she's put back then, but still keeps bff in a hug for a while longer ♥ ]

Of course! I wouldn't be much of a friend if I let you get hurt doing something like that, right?

[ AND THIS IS WHY MADOKA HUGS ARE BEST HUGS don't mind Sayaka just being super grateful under her ten thousand layers of bravado and guilt. ]

Ahahaha, geez... even though it's your birthday, you're still doing stuff like this for me. [ It means a lot okay :c ]