dear_mun | Jun. 7th, 2012

Jun. 7th, 2012

Not that I wouldn't appreciate being able to keep an eye on my Horsemen, but can you even imagine how I'd explain them to people? .. Except Death. I mean, he's a lot more laid-back about things than the other three.

And Crowley and Aziraphale would hate it there, too. Very few books, no decent tea, lots of toothy monsters and slasher-film sorts.

wellytop

Hey uh, yeah, mundane? Listen. I know you want to send me to one of these game things, but... don't you think I've been through enough? I just want to go home, lay down, and sleep. Alright?

...Nah, I didn't think so. Well, let's get on with it then.

tearsofademon

You're kidding, right? You have to be kidding me. Ha ha ha, I see what you're doing, funny joke except where it isn't funny at all, let's admit it's all a joke and go on with our lives, get some sleep, stuff like that.

...You're serious about this. You're serious about this??

You... I... Wh...

NO!

No I will not let you write that into happening!

[The point is kind of that you don't have a choice in the matter, you know...]

You want it to happen?? You know exactly what that entails, and you still want it to happen??? Do I have to remind you about how much danger everyone will be in? Because I really shouldn't have to.

[It's not like I'd ever do it without any warning at all. Just this one time.]

Yeah, that's what they all say, and then what happens? You'll decide, oh, that was fun, let's do it again some time, two, three months down the road.

[Hardly. It'd be at least a year before I'd even consider it, and even then, I don't see much reason to repeat myself.]

And here I thought I could trust you... After you promised it wouldn't happen and everything!

[I promised that when you went to Route, and that's still true. Never said anything about Camp.]

Yeah, about that. Don't think I don't know about that idea you've got, either. The one with the psychic flower-pig. And don't give me the excuse "oh, it's a dream, it's not really putting anyone in danger" that I know you've got.

Seriously, Rose... Rose doesn't have to know, okay? She's better off not knowing.

speculates

[ ... a pause. ]

Boring.

virgin_maiden

Your intentions were in the right place, that's the only thing I can give to you when it comes to these things. You scouted out the numbers of unholy creatures in that place and decided I'd be a better bet and a better fit there than that strange... French... Japanese... teenager. I appreciate it, being let out for some air instead of being cooped up in the same place as that damned cat.

The username, however, isn't cute. There's no reason to broadcast that fact to the world at large, it's only a necessary piece of information in certain circumstances and these are not it.

But being stuck on a space ship with vampires and other creatures? By myself? As long as I have a gun or a sword, I think we may have an agreement.

goddamnphonies

DEAR MUN,
Well, first of all, I just find that title up there as depressing as hell. "Mun," that just plain doesn't sound like something you can call someone in an intelligent conversation, but then it turns out it's not even just some random made-up word, it's short for "Mundane", which is about a thousand times worse. It really is just a terrible thing to call someone - not just calling someone that, but acting like it's their goddamn official title. I can barely stand it.

( He wrote this on a typewriter in my head over the past few weeks. Despite this, it's written in his voice, because that's what I said he had to do. )

I'm going to sign this like a letter regardless of everything, though, since I started it like one and all.

Yours truly,
HOLDEN CAULFIELD

potatomasher

Are you sure about this? Your confidence seems hardly convincing. You are still having doubts despite improving and working on the mistakes you still make. Mistakes you could reduce by avoiding to respond from work or via phone. Or when you are obviously not rested enough.

Still. I can't keep you from doing this if you actually decide on a place. Just make sure to think this through. You still have work and responsibilities to attend to.

bibliophile_annex

I wonder if auto-mail could be useful in the Magical World? Our grasp of Alchemy can't be terribly different than Edward's, can it? I would really like to learn more about the particularities, Mun.

[Especially if auto-mail could be used to give War veterans full mobility back in their various limbs.]

Also, I need to put my fire-power at Asgard to better use. The more I use it, the more powerful it might become. I feel like it's a gift with a great amount of potential - that is if I'm brave enough to push myself.

[She knows that she should be wary of anything coming from the gods.]

At least I have plenty of headache cures now, hm? All I have to fear is the gods themselves at this point. [Which is normal for a city like Asgard.]

lordoflatveria

You amuse me, requesting my aid in your little game. To think that I, Doom, would be stoop so low as to HELP you is almost laughable. Still, your choice is the correct one. There is no ruler superior to Doom, and that there was no hesitation on your part save awe and deference? That bodes well for you.

Yes, that is quite correct, your pitiful ears do not play you false. Doom will speak for you, so that the princess might hear the voice of a true and noble ruler. None shall ever say that Doom does not reward those who treat him with due respect. And your interests serve mine. In truth, it also aggrieves me to see this place so rife with those so called "Mighty Avengers," and more offensively that repugnant pretender, Loki. The man calls himself a god, but refuses to acknowledge the power of Doom? Only fools dare claim dominion over that which is mine, and make no mistake, peasant, all the world belongs to me.

I expect your princess is suitably awed by my presence, and for both of your sakes, I hope that she shows the same homage. Keep your wasted thanks, and instead turn it towards my service. I must have a voice, and you will give it to me, for only Doom dares to dream, the rest serve.

schwarzweiss

It does looks like a fine settlement. Your kindness is much appreciated, Mundane-dono.

Hopefully the young children living in there won't be too fussy. I hate having to stain my sword with their bloods.

justananalyst

Thanks for the super convincing username.

It definitely helps that I look like anyone popular right now. I mean, that's what members of an intelligence agency want, to have very recognisable and memorable features.

...no, blinking repeatedly won't earn you your own contact lens cameras.

You ... are not equipped for this.

needsteaplz

Mun,

I understand that Shiba Inu are adorable but should you be doing something more productive than..

Oh.

Oh.

Oh...they're so adorable!!!! I don't care if they're asleep, they're just so uwwaaah, so cute!

[She's just now an incoherent blob squee-ing over the adorable Shiba Inu Puppy Cam.]

1mistress_nomaster

[Sitting there, all regal like.]

I'm bored, do you understand? I make it my habit to please others, to love my subjects as well as any Queen can.

I'm sick of it, it's tiresome. For once, someone can please me back. Is that so much to ask?

autoerotica

Mun, might I have a word?

You see, I know you've had this urge to send me someplace, and while I do appreciate the attention, I really have to question your ultimate decision.

Because I'm not hearing good things about this place.

In fact, I'm hearing very bad things. About Autobots, for one, but more importantly, about becoming... human.

Which, you can understand, is not something I look forward to. The shedding being the least of the problems... Just because things are looking down aboard the Nemesis doesn't mean that this is a solution.

Really, mun, what are you thinking?

highfunctioning_sociopath

I do not need my brother. And I told you: I am clean. I don't know why you think it would be 'fun' to force me to experience a repeat of detox.

Current Mood: cynical

skypiercer

Weakness.
It is what it is.

Four years for me to see light.
Yet I am unwavering.

bellyshirt

I have plenty of good points!

[That totally explains why 'weaknesses' currently outnumber 'strengths' about four to one, yep.]

just1c3w1tch

So the other Terezi dropped her reserve after all. I just want you to know, Mun, that I never once doubted your inability to get me into a game. Hahaha!

What's that? I do hope you weren't expecting support. (Hehehe) There was little enough chance for my ever getting in a game before, and I don't see what's changed, haha. So what if you submitted the app? The mods hadn't officially recognized the other mun's withdrawal. You're probably just being rude!

I'll believe I'm in a game if and when I'm actually in a game. So there.

Current Mood: amused

brokeandbent

...Thankyou.

You've no idea how much I-I've wanted this my entire life. I just really hope this isn't just a dream.

effective

I've had enough of games.

I don't care if you're not planning on sending me anywhere. You're still trying to control me, and this still counts. I don't care that you missed playing me, either! Who are you supposed to be to me?

nobigdealokay

...It literally does not have to be like eight or nine pages like you seem to think. I'm just going to say that. It does not have to be eight or nine pages.

Also these Dresden dolls are pretty fucking awesome. Listen to more music like that. Also this Emilie Autumn Chick. She sounds all right. Like a twisted version of Karen Carpenter. Pretty groovy.

sincerelyourhero

Dude, what happened?! Why are you ignoring me?! Well, admittedly, the Captain's pretty cool and even I wouldn't mind playing him either if I were in on this whole Mun business, but really! I'm bored! What're we gonna do next?

What? You lost your confidence? What kind of-- No, Mun. NO. You can't lose your confidence! What am I gonna do if you stop taking me out? Gather up dust bunnies like a certain basement-dwelling ex-Nation that we both know? NO WAY! Not gonna happen! And I won't let it either!

Come on, Mun! I'm here, I'm ready, your hero lookin' for a mission.

Let's do something!

...No, Mun! This is so not cool! Get back with the program!

missionaccepted

You let my account rot and purge from livejournal after basically using it for nothing, and now you expect me to accept anything you have to throw my way? The movie update is nice, but I would have preferred to stay in the past.

[I was married to a sexy nurse and had a 'future' for five seconds, sheesh.]

And of course now that I have a team together that hasn't gotten themselves blown up, you take me out of the situation. Perfect.

...

What do you mean, 'we'll see if the team works out'? Movie—what next movie?

[IMDB, Ethan, use it more.]

tyranngott

Pathetic. You snivel and writhe in your insecurity, agonizing over what has yet to come. You think you have any hope of succeeding? You are little more than a worm, and I will not partake in your foolish endeavors.

You have no chance of mastering me. [There is silence for a while, interrupted only by the irritated drumming of long, gloved fingers against the cold table top.]

Should you manage it, it is only fitting that the world will fall into my hands. And that, at least, has potential.

moimin_papa

Hey, cheer up! I'm sure you can do it this time! I know you're bad at keeping up your activity, and Solus is a bit of a distraction for both of us, but if you can just stick with it, I think you'll get used to this format more. You enjoyed it when you first started, right?

You don't need to feel guilty that I'm not England, either. He'll come back to you if you let him rest a while. For now, let's have lots of fun! I want to bathe with the spirits and find out all about them!

But you weren't serious about forgetting about my independence, right? ...Right?!

in_the_tardis

Oh, my God. You always do this to me, mun.

Honestly.

Every couple of months, you decide you want to roleplay with me again, dabble about for a bit only to shove me back inside your headspace. It's gettin' old. Either find somethin' worthwhile for me to do or just let me go home, alright?

therosensaint

You let his mun take control over this?! I-I just don't want to know what's going to happen. I feel bad for D. His mun is making D very creepy right now. Why?! What did you get me into?

wasneverasked

What is this talk you are having of finding my husband? I am certain that he will eventually find me, Lady Mun. You should not worry over me when that little paper of yours to which it must be attended.

That said, I do approve of this young man being the face of my King.

Sincerely,
Helen, Queen of Sparta

gleans

Are we done fucking me over for the next couple of months? I think the Kid has some catching up to do in the shit-end-of-the-stick department. I'm just saying. I've been through a lot in the last few weeks. Not to bitch, but do you have any idea how hard it is for me to not talk for a week? You're looking at the dude who is either singing or talking at any given time. You know I don't shut up.

... The fuck is that look for?

- G

frozenmemories

HEY MUN LADY! I AM NOT!

I have Becca and Shion and Kotaro and America and...and...

....Okay fine. I sold my memory of one thing.

I'M THE STRONGEST AND I DON'T NEED IT!

I'm in the Final round and being a Strong weapon. I also have all my friends there and am a...Pre...Per...Perfect person for the school! I'm just fine.

[Someone protests too much. She does miss her friends back home. Even if she doesn't remember them in game]

truthin_bones

I fail to see anything amusing in the prospect. While I am willing to admit that I would very much like to meet Booth's doppleganger, the idea of being "vamped," as you colloquially put it, is completely unappealing.

Not to mention utterly ridiculous. As a woman of science, you ought to know better than to credence to such fantasies. To think that it is even possible for a soul to be taken away, let alone replaced by a demon, is preposterous. The idea of a soul is purely a religious and philosophical construct. It is impossible for a person to lose something they never possessed.

I would advise that you quit being ridiculous and return to work. You are only wasting both our time with this line of thought and inquiry.

spiders_bite

How exactly do you steal an entire city?

outsidematters

Really. Really? -I- got stuck with the mun that doesn't know how to color icons.

And you call yourself an artist! So what if your gift is more with words, try being more multi-talented!

[ S I G H ]

I suppose the least I could do is compliment your taste. Now don't be lazy and continue that canon review, chop chop. (And learn how to color while you're at it...)

--What are you saying of course I'm judging you! You can't very well make me look bad in front of an expectant audience.

howdoiairbend

"I still need to catch up", huh? Yeah, you're way behind, even with all the spoilers you've been reading. Stop getting distracted by that super-whatever thing! [Supernatural.] Yeah, yeah. Plus, that extension isn't going to last forever, and I can't stay up here forever either.

( ...spoilers? )

nofondueforyou

For the record, I'm still not convinced this is a good idea. Still, you said you wanted a new challenge, and I'd say trying to make room for me falls nicely into that category. That being said, might I suggest some more research before you just throw yourself in at the deep end?

painteddoll

Well, your Dolly finds that perfectly acceptable. I do not like them, either.

1811k

Yeah, I know I have plenty of friends and associates (and, y'know, enemies) around.

Yeah, I know you have plenty of things to do with me right now.

Thing is, I don't care. I want my best friend. And unlike you, when I want something, I get it.

colder

Mundane,

It makes little difference to me what fabrications a hack writer imagines. I know the truth, the immutable truth, of my own history.

It is of no consequence.

faciem_vulpes

Of course you never saw me say a word. Do you think that was by accident? Do you think I didn't mean to go through all of it not speaking to anyone, not making friends, never letting of them know my name?

I did. None of what happened in that arena was an accident. At least, none of what happened to me. I can only be in charge of my own situation, not anyone else's. I'm not that smart.

But they were all going to die. I was going to die. What would have been the point in making friends? Especially if I could play smart enough to not have to bother. Better to choke on poison berries than what happened to that girl from District 4.

I bet the one from District 12 didn't do much better for herself, in the end. Especially dragging that boy all over the place.

Let me hide here, if you insist on keeping me. I wouldn't advise sending me to any other..."games". I'll give you a show as dull as what I gave them.

((ooc: Given that we have slightly more movie canon for Foxface to go on than book canon, I'll be mixing them up a bit. Apologies about that. Also, apologies for the crap icons. They were literally all I could scrounge.))

concasse

Mun-chan, now... I've been with you for almost three years - three gloriously enjoyable years at a lady's beck and call, I assure you~!

... But if I may say, I think I can tell by now when your ideas need a little... revision-- N-not by much! [waving hands beseechingly in the air please don't kill him!] Just some tweaking, here and there, I'd be honored to--

...

...

Mun-chan. Promising me new icons isn't gonna make me wanna go to this shitty Scorched place. You've almost hit 250 as it is. [sigh] No, fanart's not gonna cut it either-- Oi! Don't bring Usopp into this!!

Current Mood: nervous

rhodeing

You know, I thought I was used to this kind of thing. I mean, I'm friends with Tony Stark, and if I can survive Spring Break '87, then I can survive anything, right?

Please tell me you've thought this through all the way. You know I can't stand to watch people fail.

dyingisdifficult

Aright, let's just get this outta' the way, huh? I don't know you, you don't know me. I'd offer to have a drink with you or somethin', but you're not even legally allowed to drink. Even I follow some rules.

Point is, you really don't know a thing about the NYPD or how we, uh... roll. So just drop the keyboard and walk away, unless you wanna' be in the same cell as some guy dressed as a luchador-turned-bulldog fighter.

...

Olé.

ichoosefight

You know, it worries me when you add tons of new icons. Either you were talking to your theater teacher and she lectured you about emoting, or you're planning something I probably won't like. Pretty much the only two options. Although I guess they aren't all bad things, so it's probably the theater teacher, right?

...

Wait, you aren't taking theater anymore.

Crap.

lilpuzzleteer

I know you're not fond of your occasional bouts of defeatist temperament. Then again, I can't imagine anyone would be. Don't listen to those other muses of yours- they're quite rude! The Professor always says to mind a lady's feelings, and I intend to do so! If you are sad, or mad, what have you, I will still be here.

Really, you should get something to eat! That always cheers me up.

saixwannabeisa

My time is better spent than dealing with your frivolous ideas.

They are frivolous and taking time out of my busy schedule to address them is both tiring and a time-consuming waste of energy on my part. You, on the other hand, seem to have a strangely unusually high amount of energy.

No, I do not wish for you to find me someone to make me "feel" better, as you so put it. Making me "feel" better is not the solution here. Finding me "friends" is not the solution. The solution is you need to stop meddling.

You didn't hear a word I said, did you? Fine, request as many "friends" as you wish for me. However, if they're idiots, I'm not dealing with them and that's final.

Current Mood: bored

a_rose_flora_rocket

This one's for you boss...

To protect the Digital World from devastation
To unite all Mon within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love,
To extend our reach to the stars above!
PALMON!
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!!!

dusk_and_dawn

I do not understand. The idea is strange and pointless enough, but are you truly disappointed that I and my life would be no different if I were a woman? Besides, I disagree; as Sif would tell you, I would have to adjust my sword form. And I think Karnilla and Nanna might feel slightly differently about me.

Well, I suppose Nanna would still have sacrificed herself for me, yes. And it's true that I caught Karnilla's favor by saving her life, as I still would have done, though you seem to forget I caught her eye before that simply by losing my shirt.

No, losing my shirt would not be even more impressive if I were a woman.

No, "First and Last Queen of Asgard" does not have a ring to it.

Let me remind you, I am quite familiar with the God of Winding One Up, and you do not compare to him. Your teasing is not appreciated.

agent_romanoff

You know, mun, I'm actually surprised you didn't pay attention to me the first time around.

Took you long enough.

caresawholeawfullot

Why are you bringing me out again? I... Kind of thought you forgot about me, really.

Think about it before you send me anywhere, okay?

morethanamonster

Colouring all these icons... was really unnecessary. So is apping me to that place you like... Animus, right?

What's the point in sending me there if all I'm going to be able to do is hurt people? I can only live on coffee for so long; you know I'll have to eat, again. And in a place with very few people, what do you expect me to do? Someone's gonna notice if one of them goes missing. Plus, they'll come back and tell everyone what I did.

Talking about it in a place like this is fine, but I don't want anything serious.

lastmanstanding

I don't need to see my friends. You need to stop saying I do. And as for Blake-well he'll be sure to thank you when every weird fucking thing in the fucking multiverse is there for the taking.

The likelyhood of finding anybody else from my world is slim to none and if John or anybody showed up you know what that would do to me, not to mention to her

[Bad things. John and Jill are a no-go. No go for reals. All the same.]

...Besides I think you're under-estimating just how much they'd hate me. And honestly what do you expect having Eric or somebody else yell at me? Or Kerry? Or Rigg?

justforyou

What's this supposed to be? A game? Don't be such a kid! You're not worth my time. Last time I checked you aren't Oriko. Who do you think you are? I'm not going to do a single thing you say.

Okay, okay, now just shut up for a moment. Maybe I could stay for a bit if magical girls might show up... And I get to kill them all! Oriko would like that. I'll stay for that. If that's what she wants maybe you get to see me around for a little while.

What--stop being such a baby! If that person Oriko keeps on talking about--whatsherface, Kaname?--does show up, yeah. I'll do my duty.

likeaprofessional

Look, I'll be honest with ya. This whole thing? Fucked up in at least nine different ways, and worse? You encourage it. Yeah, thanks, my communicator will be hacked, or sending out signals to god knows where. Terrific. I don't get why you think its so much fun.

hueisthisguy

A double rainbow, mundane?

Were the colours beautiful, all across the sky? If only I could see them, even imagine what they could look like. But the only rainbow I'll be seeing is my own.

oldandfat

You underestimate my independence.

There is no issue of incontinence here. Move along.

splinterself

( Like I said, dare accepted. )

beforethedeception

Forcing me here against my will undermines the very thing I fight for.

But you are forgiven Mundane. Curiosity should be rewarded, not extinguished, though I cannot claim to be happy with this arrangement. Let it be known, however, that I, Megatronus, follow no one's will but my own. I do not have a Master, nor will I ever.

I suppose I might as well occupy myself while I am here...

waning_moon

You're really going to play me, Mun-san? I'm so happy! Let's go find Touka-chan right away, okay? Well, if you want to stop for dinner first that would be alright too.

What do you mean, there's no food here?

lead_shitennou

My mun has been in the mood for writing intimate scenes with Zoisite and I. I know I shouldn't blush at what they are thinking on doing with my character and Zoisite. Under a tree kissing and caressing one another. Well, I am actually enjoying it so far. It beats hanging around the Dark Kingdom having my ears yelled off by Beryl.

Ah, Zoisite. I never knew how soft your hair was....[cough]

Where was I? Ah yes. Well, sometimes objections are not needed.

Current Mood: curious

justahairflip

Well it's about time you got this account finished! Took you about a week, huh? Better late than never. Lemme guess, I get to be the guardian of a new place? Ooorrrr I get to whup another pirate's butt?

[ We'll see, we'll see. ]

Oh alright. I'll be patient. A guardian has to be, right?

justanothercop

OI! YOU! Let's have a chat, shall we? One, what is this with you uploading all these kid icons? I'm not a child! Hey! Don't use one on an actual post for God's sake! I know you're gleefully looking forward to another 'grabbag' virus so you can have me be 'bitty' but this is too much.

[glowers]

And, two, what's this about 'too many feels'?

The virus involves an empathetic link between two characters for the duration of the virus (9th/10th). You'll be moved to tears if they watch a weepy movie, you'll be clenching your fists and trying not to punch something if they're pissed at their boss, you'll crack up laughing if they hear a hilarious joke, you'll feel the warm fuzzies if they get a hug from their beloved family member, etc. etc., I could go on but I'm sure you get the point.

[........]

No. No, no, no, no, and NO! What? You've already got me signed up to swap with a 'ghost boy'?

[..............................]

You wanna know why all the others are so quiet as of late? Eh? It's because they're wise to you. Me, I'd have been silent meself but, no, we can't have that with you watching as much of my canon as you have lately.

Go away. We're not on speaking terms right now, got it?

cascoat

So.

Here we are.

This notion you have of finding muses to play out a storyline you have created baffles me. Is that the only reason I was created?

...

I see.

You realise that your studies and, ultimately, your examination period are going to be affected by this? Yet you insist on this being a good idea.

Well, here's hoping.

not_the_philistine

I'll thank you not to make a habit of this.

[The transforming-you-into-a-human, or the pitting-you-against-a-good-friend?]

Both.

in_loveless_memory

So what if I'm happy to see Kio-san again?

And WILL YOU STOP FORCING ME INTO AWKWARD SITUATIONS?!

Current Mood: annoyed

beingthecreature

Y'know, while I don't appreciate being a "Yet." in that particular list of your muses (I'd rather be a "Never"!), I do appreciate being taken OUT of the spotlight for... well, you know.

Anyway! I know you're kinda bummed your friend's going back tomorrow, but at least you guys can go back to the usual stuff now! And I can't exactly complain about your two's choice of viewing this week. Or activities. [He chuckles a bit.]

All I'm sayin' is, be glad for the time you two did get to spend together. ~~And me, I'm kinda GLAD "The Blue and the Gray" didn't air while she was here.~~

((OOC: Canon is Wild Kratts.))

punsofiron

Y'know Mun, now that the Doctor count in this crazy place is greater than one, it might behoove you to start catching up on the show.

Just sayin', I live with a Whovian who never shuts up, I think I'd know a thing or two that apparently you don't.

...living in your head is weird.

tricksteress

If you think I plan to return to Asgard quietly as a bridled mare, dearest brother, your mind is more addled than ever.

(( OOC: Genderswapped Loki but otherwise regular canon universe, directly post-Avengers.))

revolter

You can't read a SparkNote for an exam, it's cheating.

Portrait of a Lady is wonderful, you should give it a chance. It's not just called masterpiece literature for nothing, you know.

hellenic

Some people would say, "Wishing won't get you anywhere, you need to work for it."

Luckily, I'm not one of those people. Waiting around quietly is just fine with me.

regularbird

I mean, I guess I understand it, dude. You can't really review my canon because I've changed while in the City, so it's hard to reinforce the voice. But I don't think you can just... drop me so unceremoniously, especially when you don't have anybody else to play there.

Just think about it before you do something rash, ok?

I think we have issues.

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