(no subject)

[1811k]

Yeah, I know I have plenty of friends and associates (and, y'know, enemies) around.

Yeah, I know you have plenty of things to do with me right now.

Thing is, I don't care. I want my best friend. And unlike you, when I want something, I get it.

Comments

[rhodeing]

I've always said you're too spoiled for your own good.

[1811k]

I think you're confusing my good with your good again.

[rhodeing]

Trust me, I'm not. What is it you need? I told you, I'm not hiding the body again, not after last time.

[1811k]

Everything. All the time. Don't you know me at all?

[rhodeing]

Yes, I do, but I'm also busy, so what do you need?

[1811k]

C'mon you're not that busy. What're you so busy with?

[rhodeing]

Uh, my job. You know, for the military. Protecting America.

[1811k]

I got that covered. You should live a little.

[rhodeing]

And how do you suggest I do that?

[1811k]

With me.

I mean, not literal living with me. I'm living with like six people right now and they're all their own unique flavor of pain in the ass. But.

You know it's always a good time with me. I bet the last time you can even remember having a good time it was with me.

[rhodeing]

[Jim can neither confirm nor deny that statement. He was a studious child, okay! It's not his fault Tony was the only person who could ever force him to have fun.]

I wouldn't live with you and your boy band for all of your money. Seriously.

We can maybe go to dinner.

[1811k]

Better not call us a boy band in front of Natasha.

You know I always insist on dinner first.

[rhodeing]

Does she live with you too?

Good. You're paying.

[1811k]

Of course I'm paying. You couldn't afford the place where you're taking me to dinner.

[rhodeing]

I expect nothing less.

[1811k]

Well, we got to be classy about getting trashed.

[rhodeing]

No, no getting trashed. There is no classy way to be trashed. Tipsy, at most.

[1811k]

Uh huh. Yeah, sure. Just tipsy. Yep.

[rhodeing]

I'm serious, Tones.

[1811k]

I know. You're always serious. Every time we get trashed, you're serious.

[rhodeing]

It's a gift.

[1811k]

I guess you had to have one.

Well, two, if you count putting up with me.

[rhodeing]

And flying planes.

[1811k]

Pfft, anybody can do that.

[rhodeing]

Unless you're colorblind.

But, really, shouldn't you be saving the world or something and not taking me out to eat?

[1811k]

Eh, the world can keep for a few hours.

[rhodeing]

I hope you're right.

[1811k]

I'm always right.

[rhodeing]

Except that one time in '94.

[1811k]

Everyone was wrong in '94. Doesn't count.

[rhodeing]

Whatever you say, man.

[1811k]

Exactly. I'm glad you finally understand that.