Hopefully sending him to scorched, muwahahaha...

[concasse]

Mun-chan, now... I've been with you for almost three years - three gloriously enjoyable years at a lady's beck and call, I assure you~!

... But if I may say, I think I can tell by now when your ideas need a little... revision-- N-not by much! [waving hands beseechingly in the air please don't kill him!] Just some tweaking, here and there, I'd be honored to--

...

...


Mun-chan. Promising me new icons isn't gonna make me wanna go to this shitty Scorched place. You've almost hit 250 as it is. [sigh] No, fanart's not gonna cut it either-- Oi! Don't bring Usopp into this!!

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[iattractmushi]

Oooh? [He looks vaguely interested and wary all at the same time. He seems to ponder this, considering what, if anything, else he can add.

Finally,] Well, Sniper will be happy.

[concasse]

[Ah, the very reason he really, really doesn't want to deal with this shit.

Joy. Sanji keeps his stare elsewhere and his voice a temperature a few degrees above chilly] Who the hell is Sniper?

[iattractmushi]

[Have a surprised look that's... well, very much akin to the look a kicked puppy might have. What the hell man, he's trying to help you out here.]

Oh, right. Usopp. I call him Sniper because...

[And instead of finishing he just lets his voice trail off, as his own gaze slides to the side.] Ahhh... doesn't matter.

[concasse]

[...]

Because you're friends with him? [Statement delivered with more neutrality than the last. Sanji still concentrates his efforts on staring at the floor]

[fourteen]

... dad? What's going on? What's Scorched?

[concasse]

Some other shitty jamjar the mun-chan insists I stay in--

[He continues quickly though] But I'll still be in Luceti, I promise! She's not pulling me from there, exactly... More like copying me into another game.

[fourteen]

... oh.

[ A beat. She's not sure what to think about that, alright. Her mouth works, a little. ]

Well ... you better not leave! [ Tries a smile. IS IT WORKING? ] So... a second game, huh? What's it like?

[concasse]

[Not... really - it will take more than smiles to quell the twisting butterflies in Sanji's stomach, but if she's decided on this angle, Sanji sure as hell won't show how much this move bothers him.]

Not that different from Luceti~! But instead of the shitty Malnosso there's some type of... mist? Fog? Whatever it is, the stuff's made of magic and likes to cause mayhem.

[hiken_ace]

Good luck convincing her, Sanji. I did the same thing with mine, but she sent me to another game anyway.

[concasse]

... [muttered curses]

Damn it, was worth a shot anyway.

[hiken_ace]

Sorry, mate. At least you'll have nakama there.

[earnedmystripes]

[Well. He's. Heard things. It's pretty hard not to when your mundane spends an evening cackling like a maniac.]

A-ah, I uh, apologize in advance. For the. Not-remembering thing, I mean.

[concasse]

...

Well don't.

[Sanji's voice is flat and unforgiving at the moment. Please hold as he tries to reign in his temper and offer up more of an explanation]

There's no shitty reason for you to apologize.

[earnedmystripes]

[The most sheepish of sheepishly awkward grins.]

I know it's...not my fault and all, but...[SEE FAI, he's trying the whole 'not blaming himself for everything' thing! ...Failing, but trying?]

I-it's gotta be weird, right? Not having a friend remember you...

[Kotetsu rubs at his arm, looking off to the side. He'd like to reach out, but he's not sure how.]

...I think I'd feel pretty crap if I showed up somewhere randomly and Fai didn't remember me. Or Miata.

[Yes, he is--vaguely--talking about his feelings. Don't fall over in shock.]

[thejakeisalie]

[Lifting a single eyebrow, but otherwise looking pretty Public Face over here.]

You really do sound like him.

[He's torn between asking how that's even possible, and just leaving.]

[concasse]

Eh? Oh, you mean--

[There's something akin to recognition in Sanji's glance-over, though it's quickly overtaken by wry humor]

Good thing you won't have any shitty troubles telling us apart.

[thejakeisalie]

No, I suppose I won't.

[Blond and swears a lot... nope, no problem telling this guy apart from Kotetsu at all.]

You're planning to show up at the end of this month?

Sanji!

[young_miranda]

It, it can't be that bad, can it?

(nervous young woman is nervous)

I, I mean, your mundane must be thinking of you if she wants to put you somewhere, right?

(worried look)

Um, it'll be alright?

(trying to be reassuring)

daw she's so cute :3

[concasse]

[Oh Miranda, while Sanji knows his mun usually has a reason for everything she does...

Let's not get into that right now, when there are more important matters to address!]

Aaaah, the reassurances of a fair maiden give ease to my restless heart~! Thank you, Miss~!

Thank you ^^

[young_miranda]

(blinking at him)

…

(blushing a little

nobody's called her that before)

Oh, um, uh…

(so embarrassed)

I, I'm happy I could help.

[sniperking]

Sanji! You're seriously coming to Anatole? It's not that bad, you know.

[concasse]

Tch, after Luceti, I'm not worried about how bad the shithole's gonna be.

[EYEING YOU]

How long have you been there?

[sniperking]

Oi, oi, that's definitely something you should worry about! There's all sorts of awful places you could get sent to! [SHUDDER.]

Four months, I think? Not very long.

because I am bored |D this is batty!

[inuzurisakura]

If your mundane is certain of her decision, I am certain it will turn out for the best.

Mine has also been considering sending me to that city as well. She is...unsure that she can maintain my voice along with that of the man she already has there.

[Not that she minds at all. As much as she'd love to see Byakuya-sama again, but she's just an ordinary woman--certainly, she is no hero or defender of the people.]

/POUNCES

[concasse]

[--Whoa, hello.]

You're coming as well, Miss~? Aaaahn, it will be an honor arriving with such a graceful figure~!

And I have all the faith in the world your mun-chan can handle two voices at once~! [B-because he's not complaining, you see]