A Response to a Challenge: Voice a Tyrant.

[lordoflatveria]

You amuse me, requesting my aid in your little game. To think that I, Doom, would be stoop so low as to HELP you is almost laughable.  Still, your choice is the correct one.  There is no ruler superior to Doom, and that there was no hesitation on your part save awe and deference?  That bodes well for you.

Yes, that is quite correct, your pitiful ears do not play you false.  Doom will speak for you, so that the princess might hear the voice of a true and noble ruler.  None shall ever say that Doom does not reward those who treat him with due respect.  And your interests serve mine. In truth, it also aggrieves me to see this place so rife with those so called "Mighty Avengers," and more offensively that repugnant pretender, Loki.  The man calls himself a god, but refuses to acknowledge the power of Doom?  Only fools dare claim dominion over that which is mine, and make no mistake, peasant, all the world belongs to me.

I expect your princess is suitably awed by my presence, and for both of your sakes, I hope that she shows the same homage.  Keep your wasted thanks, and instead turn it towards my service.  I must have a voice, and you will give it to me, for only Doom dares to dream, the rest serve.

Comments

[son_of_odin]

"Have a care, prideful one. I am ill-inclined to tolerate those who claim dominion over this realm, and even less to hear my brother slandered thus."

[lordoflatveria]

Prideful? Was it not you who was banished from Asgard for his arrogance? Think of yourself before you speak to Doom with such disrespect. I have toppled you so called 'Gods' before, and shall do so again if you test me.

[son_of_odin]

"'Tis true enough that I was prideful, but I learned the error of my ways. Will you say the same, I wonder, when our alliance makes a ruin of your plans for conquest?"

[redjacketthief]

Oh, trust me Doom. My princess is 'suitably pleased.'

[lordoflatveria]

That is fortuitous. When the common people are pleased, Doom is as well. The welfare of humanity is ever close to his heart, as are their hopes. That is why I look ever to the future.

[redjacketthief]

That's an admirable thought. You're not too terrible for a tyrant!

[smashing_good_time]

...

You ever shut up?

[lordoflatveria]

When Doom speaks, others are enlightened. You of all people should understand that.

[nobodysbishie]

...An' here I thought you were waitin' for the rest of us to acknowledge your inevitable superiority an' give the world over to you by popular acclaim.

[The sad thing was, there's been a fair amount of times when that seemed like the smart option. The last time Doom took over, he did one hell of a job... and Bishop's still somewhat bitter about the crap Richards pulled the last time 'Mister Fantastic' traded on his rep to convince people of a cause.]

[lordoflatveria]

Why would Doom need the acknowledgement of lesser men?

[nobodysbishie]

Why would Doom need to conquer 'lesser men'?

[Because MASSIVE BLACK HOLE OF AN EGO. Bishop always figured it wasn't enough for Doom to just win, he had to be seen winning.]

[themad_titan]

No ruler superior to Doom, eh? Thanos is.

[lordoflatveria]

Then why, pray tell, do you not rest easy on your throne? You are the ruler of nothing. Cosmic dust of no importance.

[themad_titan]

Am I indeed? Unlike you I serve a far high cause then just the ego and petty jealousy of Reed Richards that drives everything you do. The love of Death herself.

[roter_totenkopf]

As if an inferior gypsy could rule over the world that rightfully belongs to the Aryan superman who is The Red Skull!!!

[lordoflatveria]

Who are you to call DOOM INFERIOR?! You are NOTHING compared to me! A failed Nazi experiment, who persists in this world through some cruel twist of fate. No, you are naught but an antiquated relic of a broken ideology. As if Doom would ever lose to so feeble a nemesis as Captain America.

[this_evil_undying]

Listen, foolish meatbag who dress in a metal shell and facies himself a robot. This world will be ruled by Ultron and his kind.

[lordoflatveria]

Doom does not fancy himself anything of the sort, fool machine.

[evilisfabulous]

I could think of someone~

[lordoflatveria]

Oh, and who might that be? I certainly hope you do not seek to compare yourself to Doom.

[evilisfabulous]

I'm very flattered that you would think so.

But my master is far greater, far stronger, far more powerful than anyone can aspire to! Even you.

[idol_o_millions]

Sheeeesh. Don't you you ever get tired of hearin' yourself talk? And who're you talkin' to anyway? Half the time, there ain't even nobody around to listen to ya.

[lordoflatveria]

Ah, Benjamin. The ignorant idol of the even more ignorant masses.

[He's laughing to himself about your username, of course]

When Doom speaks, all listen. And I could ask you the same question. Why is it you continue to blither away?

[cap_a]

Regardless of your plans and schemes, Doom, there will always be those willing and able to stand against them. You will never fully eradicate freedom.

[lordoflatveria]

You mistake me, Captain. I have no designs for world domination. I only desire to bring the same prosperity that my people have to all people.