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[caresawholeawfullot]

Why are you bringing me out again? I... Kind of thought you forgot about me, really.

Think about it before you send me anywhere, okay?

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[truffulacide]

Don't give them too much leeway, or you might as well start thinking about changing your first name to "Door" and your last name to "Mat".

[caresawholeawfullot]

Hey, I'm not being a doormat.

[truffulacide]

If you had a middle name, I'm sure it'd be "Welcome".

[caresawholeawfullot]

You're just always in a bad mood, aren't you?

[truffulacide]

Right now? You got it backwards; I'm actually in a pretty good mood. It's all a matter of perspective, Tom.

[caresawholeawfullot]

...Ted.

[truffulacide]

Close enough.

[caresawholeawfullot]

Not really. Tom's not my name. Ted is.

[truffulacide]

Technically, it is. Both start with a T, both are three letters long, both are only one syllable...

Get my point?

[caresawholeawfullot]

But I wouldn't call you, like, the Ollie.

[truffulacide]

[. . .]

Ted. How does that even sound remotely - REMOTELY - similar?

[treefetish]

Hey, Ted! What's up? [hey guess who's getting a hug right now it's you, you lucky little man]

[caresawholeawfullot]

[Huuuuug. c: He will be returning that!]

Audrey! Oh, you know. Just--

Well, not much of anything, really.

[treefetish]

Lucky. I wish nothing was up with me. [yep just saying that with no explanation at all]

[whichwayyoulean]

When you think they've forgotten about you, the smart thing to do is keep quiet.

[caresawholeawfullot]

I was. She just decided to pull me out here.

[whichwayyoulean]

And you put up such a good fight about it, too. You really showed her who's boss.

Oh. Wait.

[caresawholeawfullot]

Gee, you really know how to be supportive.

[whichwayyoulean]

Nothing says 'support' like a big slap in the face with reality.

[caresawholeawfullot]

Right, okay.

[whichwayyoulean]

No, really, it's true. I read it in a book once.

Still, if you really want to avoid being put somewhere, I say run and hide somewhere.

[caresawholeawfullot]

I really, really think that's a flawed plan.

[whichwayyoulean]

No way. Just stick a lampshade over your head and stand in the corner, really still and quiet, and I bet that'll throw her.

[Or keep you away from him for a while. Either way]

[caresawholeawfullot]

...How old do you think I am?

[whichwayyoulean]

I don't know, somewhere between five and ten? You're a kid. Age doesn't matter until you're eighteen and you can do things without your parent's permission.