on consideration of certain memes and also breasts

[dusk_and_dawn]

I do not understand. The idea is strange and pointless enough, but are you truly disappointed that I and my life would be no different if I were a woman? Besides, I disagree; as Sif would tell you, I would have to adjust my sword form. And I think Karnilla and Nanna might feel slightly differently about me.

Well, I suppose Nanna would still have sacrificed herself for me, yes. And it's true that I caught Karnilla's favor by saving her life, as I still would have done, though you seem to forget I caught her eye before that simply by losing my shirt.

No, losing my shirt would not be even more impressive if I were a woman.

No, "First and Last Queen of Asgard" does not have a ring to it.

Let me remind you, I am quite familiar with the God of Winding One Up, and you do not compare to him. Your teasing is not appreciated.

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[lunging]

[Opens mouth.

Shuts mouth.

Opens.

...no, not going there.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

I am not sure I wish to know your thoughts, my dashing friend.

[lunging]

I don't have any thoughts.

On this matter, that is.

[dusk_and_dawn]

You are a terrible liar in both senses of the term.

[lunging]

[So mean!]

You are not a shape-shifter, are you?

[dusk_and_dawn]

Of course not. It is simply a fad among muns to force such a change upon us.

[lunging]

Has yours already found little pictures for you as the woman they see most fitting in order to go through with this?

[dusk_and_dawn]

No, although drawn depictions of myself as a woman exist.

Along with you and Hogun and Volstagg, of course.

[lunging]

[...

He can't.

What?]

Beg pardon?

[dusk_and_dawn]

Quite well drawn ... but I can't say I understand the reasoning behind it.

[lunging]

[...

Give him a moment.]

Why is my chest so small?

[dusk_and_dawn]

My friend, you have a small frame.

[lunging]

[But he's dashing! He'd be a robust woman!]

Small frames can carry large chests.

[dusk_and_dawn]

True, but I do not think it would suit you.

[lunging]

[Fandral puts his hands to chest before posing in an effeminate manner to easily check out said frame.]

You are most likely right. At least I was sketched without my beard.

[dusk_and_dawn]

[Seriously, Fandral? Seriously?]

I dare say that would ruin the whole illusion, although seeing Volstagg without a beard is quite shocking.

[lunging]

[He is not small, okay!]

It is...rather alarming, yes.

[dusk_and_dawn]

[Compared to Thor and Balder everyone is small.]

Though I suppose otherwise he'd look a bit like a tall dwarf. If such a thing makes sense.

[lion_of_asgard]

*boisterous laugh*

It would seem your mun has dastardly plans for you, Brave Balder.

[dusk_and_dawn]

Nay, 'tis merely jests at my expense. But I know when she is making sport of me.

[lion_of_asgard]

A good thing, friend. You might well join the legion of women who have swooned before valiant Volstagg were this to actually happen.

[dusk_and_dawn]

[He chuckles.] And then I would have to fear your kindly wife would not see me so kindly!

[lion_of_asgard]

Aye. T'would be a shame to see you ended so brutally.

[dusk_and_dawn]

And I had rather hoped to die at the hands of one of Asgard's famous enemies rather than one of its famous cooks.