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[autoerotica]

Mun, might I have a word?

You see, I know you've had this urge to send me someplace, and while I do appreciate the attention, I really have to question your ultimate decision.

Because I'm not hearing good things about this place.

In fact, I'm hearing very bad things. About Autobots, for one, but more importantly, about becoming... human.

Which, you can understand, is not something I look forward to. The shedding being the least of the problems... Just because things are looking down aboard the Nemesis doesn't mean that this is a solution.

Really, mun, what are you thinking?

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[eternalcameo]

Muns are stupid and sadistic, plain and simple. They won't realize what they're really doing to muses unless they pull their heads from their asses and let's face it: they love the smell of their own shit too much for that.

[autoerotica]

...a little crude, but I can't say I argue.

Of course, the opposite could also be true - they're intimately aware of their actions and simply don't care. Or worse, they do care. For all the wrong reasons.

[eternalcameo]

Oh god...like they could be getting turned on by this?! Those sick sons of bitches!

(Sorry, bro; you got stuck with a drama queen.)

[autoerotica]

...not exactly what I meant. More to the effect of just enjoying seeing others in uncomfortable situations.

I believe there's an organic term for it... Schadenfreude? That's what I hear.

[seekerfemme]

Being organic is disgusting, but..you get used to it.

[Says the human-looking femme with glowing red eyes.]

[autoerotica]

I suppose I don't have much choice.

[Yep, he's totally looking you over there.]

Wasn't aware they could have so many curves, though. I suppose it isn't too bad.

[seekerfemme]

There are things they do better than us. Food, for one. Energon is incredibly boring in comparison.

[She's appreciating that look, yes!]

[autoerotica]

Food, hmm? Well, who knows. Maybe I'll enjoy this experience after all.

[He kneels down to get a better 'vantage point.']

I would be hoping for too much if I were to ask if you're at this place I'm being sent, wouldn't I?

[seekerfemme]

[There may be a small amount of preening going on.]

Unfortunately, no. I've been stuck in a place called 'The City' for nearly three years, now. As humans measure the time.

[autoerotica]

Hmmm, that is a shame.

[Oh, but that preening is understandable, and appreciated.]

The City? How nondescript. My mun claims he's played there before, but a long time ago. A shame they also force us to eschew our much more striking forms.

[seekerfemme]

Oh, is that so~? Anyone I knew, I wonder?

[She might just cackle a little. It sounds remarkably Starscream like, if Screamer were a femme.]

It really is tragic, isn't it~?

[silver_reign]

Oh, you'll have a blast.

[autoerotica]

I do know how to make the best of a bad situation.

[silver_reign]

Good luck to you then. You'll need it.

[autoerotica]

Luck, my friend, is for those without the mind and reflexes to handle any situation.

[Too bad you're not one of those, Doc Knock.]