Reserved at stolennewyork. Still shopping around, however.

[spiders_bite]

How exactly do you steal an entire city?

Comments

[remake]

That's a thing? How is that a thing?

[spiders_bite]

I think I slept through that part of Physics.

[spiders_bite]

....I didn't realize this was Halloween.

[What's that you got on there, buddy?]

[remake]

U-um, well... maybe someone stole July, August and September too?

[wow miles, not the way to handle this]

[spiders_bite]

Right. It's not even the right color.

[Indignant? Just a little.]

[remake]

[oh my god totally wilting]

Yeah well when I wore the right colors I kept getting kicked in the head.

[spiders_bite]

Why would anyone kick you in the head? They can't tell the difference between the real Spider-Man and a Halloween costume?

[remake]

Okay-- okay. It's not... actually a Halloween costume.

It's- it's-- I'm sort of Spider-Man now? If you hate the colors take it up with Nick Fury.

[spiders_bite]

[what whaaaaaaaat]

I was under the impression that Spider-Man was a lot more handsome.

[arach_nerd]

Turn Galactus into a kleptomaniac?

[spiders_bite]

Who now?

[arach_nerd]

Big purple planet-eater? Oh, right, alternate universe shenanigans. My bad.

[one_winged_demon]

The same way you're not dead from radiation poisoning?

[spiders_bite]

I'm sorry who are you?

[one_winged_demon]

I'm just a friend, Angel. No need to get defensive. Everyone knows who Peter Parker is here.

[spiders_bite]

I'm flattered. No autographs please.

[one_winged_demon]

Not that interested Angel. Just sort of making the point of saying that secret identities aren't worth crap here. Even if you didn't want someone to find out they'll forget it when they go to a game or go home.

[spiders_bite]

That's convenient.

[one_winged_demon]

Yeah though it means anyone can look up your name and find out everything about you here.

[spiders_bite]

The lack of a fourth wall is kind of terrifying.

[burnmythoughts]

Magic?

That's usually the answer when nothing makes sense. [For a given value of sense. Considering.]

[spiders_bite]

So I suppose a wizard did it is the answer for just about everything.

[Seems legit. Cause really, the stuff he's seen?]