mission impossible: ghost protocol

[justananalyst]

Thanks for the super convincing username.

It definitely helps that I look like anyone popular right now. I mean, that's what members of an intelligence agency want, to have very recognisable and memorable features.

...no, blinking repeatedly won't earn you your own contact lens cameras.

You ... are not equipped for this.

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just leaves this here before bed yes

[missionaccepted]

Since when are they ever actually equipped? That implies they're not dumping most of the work on you.

[justananalyst]

I'm guessing that's pretty much unheard of. Great, another ridiculous mission already.

[missionaccepted]

Better get used to it, Brandt. At least, back home. I tend to attract the ridiculous missions.

[ROPED YOU INTO IMPOSSIBLE SHIT, you're welcome, agent.]

[justananalyst]

[ GDIT he will complain to his superi-- oh... ]

I hate to paraphrase Benji, but -- nothing can be worse than the last, right? Right...?

[missionaccepted]

... I've had worse missions than the last.

[Dude, you don't even wanna know.]

You'd better buckle up and be ready—we deal with impossible missions for a reason.

[assemble]

Is there any version of you that doesn't know how to kill a guy with your bare hands?

[justananalyst]

Maybe they'll make a movie where I get to be just a ... bowling alley attendant or something. One day.