dear_mun | Jun. 8th, 2012

Jun. 8th, 2012

Seriously, Asami might be coming? Er, I guess Korra and I will have to ask the Beifongs for that help with the housing a little sooner than — no, we won't be sharing the same bedroom.

Get a grip.

dicey

Don't get me wrong, I am 800% ok with getting into more fights. 8ut these random attacks 8eing planned? Are not fights! 8ecause you are a loser pacifist and also pretty stupid, I can see where the mix-up comes from, 8ut now that I've explained it to you there's no excuse for not going 8ack to that other player and saying "I'm soooooooo sorry, 8ut my character Vriska is simply too awesome to 8e one of the people almost killed 8y yours! Let's 8e real, she could pro8a8ly 8eat him up with 8oth hands tied 8ehind her 8ack. Do you want to play that out instead? ::::D"

Fuck you for making me look like a weakslime idiot, fuck you for continuing to not give a fuck a8out what I want, and especially fuck you for picking the a8solute WORST PERSON EVER to find my 8ody.

Every single one of you involved knows that he's pretty much the last person to deserve having to see that, 8ut does that 8other any of you? Nope!

And people call ME cruel.

cawcawmthrfckrs

what the fuck are you doing
i know im a sexy piece of birdkid flesh but you actually went through with this
strip my orange color off my skin and feathers and fucking color me surprised
douse me with that color
itll be the new pink
i will give you props for one thing
its gonna be really fucking nice to actually have a lower body that isnt ghost like
the only downside is that im probably gonna look like im some sort of weird as hell angel and constantly spilled orange creamcicles all over my feathers
ok so
do you even have any plans for me after the initial shit
you know somehow getting approved and all that
shit i wouldnt mind chilling with the rest of my beta bros and some of the alpha people
maybe make nice with the rest from different worlds and fuck knows where else
guess well just have to see

cleverkit

[Double facepalm.] My alternate self is almost literally accepting candy from a stranger. Please tell me I was never that bad in my timeline.

starknaked

Can we NOT make jokes about me getting pick up lines from my dad?!

lemonaid

Are you aware that this isn't a very wise decision? There's only a small window of time where you don't have classes, and you're constantly swamped with tags. If you tried to play me as well, it'd only give you an excuse to avoid doing the writing you already owe. Or is that your plan from the start?

You're hopeless.

bighappypuppy

Mun! Mun! You've finally remembered me? Are we going anywhere? Where are we going? Will Shirou-kun be there? I'm so worried about him! Is he alright?

((Canon: X. Character: Keiichi Segawa...))

childhood_surgery

No.

anoldfashionedhero

...I still don't understand what I'm doing in that place, but I finally met America and... It's really not so bad. At least nothing's come out to attack the meme yet.

And then there's this prom. I know I already have a date, and she's a fine lady, but I'm still not sure I can do a good job. I still don't know how to dance, remember? We probably should do something about that.

madeinbrazil

Sooo, mun.

Good to see you finally let me out of the bag! Think it took you long enough?

I mean, come on. Was it really any contest? With this handsome face, and this hot body to boot.

[X proceeds to flex, and quite vigorously, as though to show off this 'hot body' that he speaks of. Please. Someone. STOP HIM.]

I am called the "Greatest Robot" for a reason, you know. Not like that other one.

singstheprayer

I am sure you will find things will work out. Just give it time. I know your new work schedule is not the most ideal in terms of leaving you time to see your boyfriend, but maybe that can be changed, especially if you are accepted into that course you are hoping to do. Even if this means seeing him on your free days while he has work at night and sacrificing a whole day together. Just wait and see. I know it seems like everything is happening all of a sudden all at once right now, but just do your best.

dolphinsensei

It's been a while, hasn't it, ne...?

facechanging

Being a hero? This thing a man cannot do. He may kill to save a life, if a debt is due. But the Red God demands the just and the unjust.

performance_issues

There are far too many flaws in these tales you read. I am either depicted as a seducer or a weak, whining brat who decides to switch sides and do good.

And what is this fascination with me being pregnant? That was a one time thing and I remained in my mare form for the entire pregnancy.

raincoatruinedit

No.

No, no, no. It's not gonna happen. I'm not sharing personal space with Eddie Alvarez.

I mean, yeah, the guy's a good cop. Would go far if he stopped with the power-mongering... But a guy needs his space, y'know?

[Okay, fine. I'll rethink it...]

Good kid. It's enough having to work with the guy.

newtomorrowboy

Does this mean you will leave me alone now?

After both of those games and your poor choice in canon updates, I would be fine with just being left alone in your headspace.

I suspect you will still try to send me to those games but I had to ask.

idjitminder

... you're sending me where? Again?

Balls.

madcuriosity

Oh this is going to be so much fun!

I've never been to such a place before! I can't wait to meet everyone!

Current Mood: excited

zelda_is_your

[ooc: Link to the Past version]

You're really going to go through with this?

I mean, you could be doing something more productive with your time.

For example, I'm saving maidens and mowing the grass for rupees.

You should try mowing the grass.

Seriously.

timeimmemorial

Don't be ridiculous. You know you're never going to do anything with me. I barely have any canon, my voice is touch-and-go, and you're already feeling overwhelmed.

I know this is just an outlet for you. To do something irresponsible and silly.

I'm not impressed.

changednothing

Hmph.

Shouldn't you be working on that Turk's app? He'd make for better entertainment.

I've no time for your castle games.

viking_vampire

Five seasons and you still get so excited? Everything's always about Sookie. For good reason, mind you, but what about me? I'm the one who has been there to snatch her from the jaws of death - granted I may have been the cause of said situation a few times - uncountable times. Yet you whine over Bill. His angst reminds me of a certain sparkly vampire you used to be obsessed with, at least before you discovered real vampires.

Yes, my hair is fabulous. Pam did a very good job with it, but the rest is simply Norse genetics.

system_dp

[flat stare at the fourth wall before the mecha-girl speaks]

Human... Or "mun" as you wish to be known as. I do not see the purpose in you bringing me here As there is no galactic threat to earth that I am aware of and thus there is no need for me to be within your "head space".

Thus this unit is requesting that it be allowed to return to it's proper duties as quickly as possible.

zuse

Well well well.

Darling, you are a treat.

How do you plan on going about this, hmmm~? Such a shame, you don't have a idea in place. I suppoooose I'll just have to make one for you? You like that suggestion, don't you?

Good, I do too. Let's not waste any time, then?

walksbothpaths

I will say this once and once only.
No.

Dispose of those thoughts. I work for cause alone.

insubordination

So this is some kind of adventure?

Do I get a cool sword?

aranami

It has been quite a long time, Mundane. It seems you have been well, for once again you have decided that you would like to... portray me. It would seem that Ieyasu was right to keep my faith in you.

While I am now quite aware of some of your intentions towards me, know that I will persevere. Whatever you have in store for me, I will take.

unflinchable

Merlin has magic and you expect me to just accept the fact he's been lying to me? I don't care even if he has saved me life, he lied to me and is a potential danger.

[even if he doesn't really believe the danger part, it is only Merlin after all]

letsgetfunky

Hey Mun,

I'm actually surprised you went through with... What the?! HEY!! I'm not a complete idiot!! Yeah, I did say some stupid things durin' that time, but at least I'm not some dickweed who'd even consider cuttin' off his friends for the greater good.

...So what the hell am I supposed to while I'm stuck inside your head?

malletkind

Honestly, have you really thought this through? I know you've had trouble lately with the girl you want me to replace, but she's pretty well established in there. Are you sure you're willing to give her up for good just to make me play this dumb game?

Well. I guess it would be something to do instead of wait around like a dummy with Kasumi and Nabiki for the Saotomes to show up. I can't believe our dad is doing this to us! An arranged marriage in this day and age! Well, I'm certainly not going to be the one that marries him. I don't care if Nabiki thinks he'll be cute. He'll still be a stupid BOY.

Current Mood: grumpy

sworntovalor

Sometimes you must dare to journey away from home in order to discover yourself and what you can accomplish. It may be frightening, it may be difficult, but there is no other way to prove your worth sometimes.

You have my support no matter what you choose to do, my lady. We will overcome all obstacles together.

primerealestate

METROPLEX URGES PATIENCE, HUMAN.

YOU MUST FIRST BEAR WITNESS TO CYBERTRON'S FALL.

moneybeforehonor

Here, look. Let me put this in a way you'll understand, babe.

No one in the digital world has enough money to pay me to go get them information from a genocidal nutbag that makes Sigma look like a pack of fluffy bunnies. No one. And don't you go thinking that poking at my "morals" or anything like that would get me to do it either.

Anyway, there are enough wannabe heroic dumb shits around willing to go get themselves killed doing that. So I ain't gotta do shit, let alone risk myself for them.

You get that?

dont_touchmyshit

No.

If you think it'll be fun to put me in another bullshit bureaucratic hell hole after I've just had to suffice in dealing with Citadel and all of their pathetic rules. You have another thing coming. I am not going to bend to your wants of putting me somewhere, and don't give me that shit about starting new. I have my priorities and those involve violence and a throw down between Cerberus and myself and taking back MY station.

I think you're forgetting my one rule, mundane.

vigilantic

Hey, you made your choice, mun, now you gotta stick with it. Must admit, it's nice seeing you stick up for yourself. I mean, we're all human, and you're no better than the rest of us. It's okay to admit you're burnt out and tired of what you're doing. Maybe a break is all you need, not just from what's going on, but from us as well. We understand...

[Smirk.]

Well, most of us. Not sure what line faced lieutenant will say, or that small bomb lady. Buuuut, I think you'd benefit from one. Anyone here who disagrees can take me on!

[Yuri... you'll find any excuse to get into a fight...]

Never denied that claim, did I?

[He chuckles, smirk still there.]

thatsthejob

Are you still on this kick to want to put me in a game? Seriously?

Look I've been tolerant with you because you haven't been bending me to uncalled for whims, but I do have a job to do. Besides you keep looking and you haven't found anything. That should be a sign to stop.

I have a gun, and handcuffs.

edes_virag

Ah thank you, Mun.

I'd rather not say how old I am since that would just make me feel older but at least today is a special day for other reasons, too.

It does seem like so long ago but- it's still my wedding anniversary and I'll be sure to at least keep that memory of this date special and sacred.

...

...Will there at least be cake?

redleather_turk

I don't want to push but playing Dirge of Cerberus instead of writing some RP for me? I do feel a little left out, mun. Just some action with anyone would be nice right now. I do appreciate your view of Cerberus. It is an impressive weapon. I'd like to meet anyone right now.

Current Mood: bored

julian_bashir

So you're still deciding on a point to take me, which will decide if you completely redo my photographs, but you're only semi-sure the game you're going to put me in, if you put me in one at all. And they say I have a problem with commitment.

I have to say I am a bit relieved you're taking me from one of the earlier points rather than the later ones. It's nice not feeling like the weight of the galaxy constantly rests on my shoulders. But knowing you, that won't last long will it?

Oh mun...

audacieux_et_beau

Hm. What an interesting adventure this ought to be, then. Is this part of my next steps forward, or something entirely new? Suppose I'll find out soon enough.

imthehero

MUN.

Dude.

Forget about your headache, and keep reviewing my canon, okay?? I've been waiting for way too long for you to start playing me again, only to keep getting delayed by dumb stuff. And forget about your other muses too! Remember how it used to be when you only played me? Yeah, let's go back to that! Got it??

Oh yeah, and start looking at games too. ONES WITHOUT RUSSIA.

repairmanmanman

[LOOK OUT BELOW! The Repair man falls from the ceiling. Because he fucking can.]

DID ANYONE CALL FOR A REPAIR MAN?!

I'M THE REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN.

[And he grins, posing with hands on his hips because he is the Repair Man. Complete with personal echo.]

ohohohoho

This is no jest? No deceit? No ruse? You think you have the audacity to make me a muse? How cheeky how clever, this young one I see. That you would dare think that you could control me! But do what you want, or practice, whatever. I think you will find that I am so much more clever. For though I may be as a toy now, perhaps one day you'll find. The author will become the character; in my trap you shall be entwined.

atwar

You say I am homeless, but that is far from the truth; Asgard's golden halls are and always shall be my home. I would not, however, turn down a new adventure.

...Someplace slow, you say? Have you no valor, no daring, no thirst for excitement? What a jest the Norns play upon me, to bind my fate to one such as you.

Very well. Find me epic deeds to perform and glorious battles to undertake; find me a realm where my blade will be put to use and my skills to test, and I will be content.

innocentlycruel

I know you're not going to do anything with me, mun.

Did you let me out just because you're feeling so miserable yourself? You're hoping to make yourself feel better through pitiful old me, aren't you? Don't think I'm happy about that.

You make me sick.

proves

You can't.

schrodingersghost

For the record? You're not making me hate you any less.

And you can drop all those plans about finding the rest of Team Phantom. I am doing fine on my own. Don't even joke about dragging Jazz into this.

jovial

Mun-san, this is such a nice name for me! I liked the previous one too though I'm not sure what a "colombe" is...? You told me it's a French something but I don't know what do you mean by that but I don't mind it if you don't use it anymore!

And mun-san, I know you're busy but I'm just really glad you're finally thinking of a place for me to go. ❤!!!

once_in_a_blue

[and here's a tiny blue filly flopped on the floor in a sulk]

I don't wanna be here. I want to go home and find 'Tia and play.

madcapmarsupial

'Ey don't blame me if you're turnin' into a big blue perv, you tosser.

Let's think about keepin' me out of the memes for awhile, yeah? Maybe then I don't need a fuckin' bleach bath every day.

bleh_heh_heh_bleck

Bleh heh heh heh! Bleck!

You mean to send me to a Tower of horrors? Inquired Count Bleck.

A place where the worlds were destroyed? Count Bleck has succeeded then! Bleh heh heh heh heh! Bleck!

What are you waiting for then? Demanded Count Bleck. Send me at once!

doingthemistything

... Will you make up your mind already?

Either you start on applications to send me to either of those places or just give up. Normally, I'm pretty tolerant of these things, but I'm sick of your indecisiveness. If it weren't for your 'Oh, I have to be part of the group' mentality, we wouldn't even be in this mess. Pick a decision and stick to it. For once. If it doesn't work out, that's how it is. You need to stop hesitating. It's agonizing.

camerareadyminer

You're sending me to a school far from home.

As in, I won't even be able to go back there except for some months.

And you expect me to be ok with this.

No, Katniss being there does not make it all magically better.

innocentpup

Hey, mun! It's nice to see you again! You haven't played with me in ages. Maybe you could send me to a peaceful place this time? And maybe one with Tsume or any of the rest of the pack! ~~And no cats, right? You know how I feel about cats, mun.~~

[A pause, before he smiles sheepishly.]

Yeah, I know I'm probably getting my hopes up...

Current Mood: hopeful

squeak_squeaker

I dunno, mun! Every place has nice and less nice people, that's...uhh. That's just the way it is.

If I where you, I'd just look around for a little longer. I know it's not always easy, but you just got to pull through. Find your inner Kronk and hold your chin up! I know yours is kinda... a lot smaller than mine, but that'll just make holding it up easier.

It's like that time I tried to bake cupcakes and one of them got all big and ugly looking, but then I ate it and it was still delicious. And that's kind of the same thing, right? [Riiight.]

liliqueen

We've moved further north, and yet America is still a very hot place. How does his home get so humid and hot this quickly?

Do we still have that little pool from last year?

[And with a poof, Lili is in an inflatable pool with nice cool water and a plastic tumbler cup filled with ice cold lemonade.]

Yes this is perfect. Danke!

imfollowinghim

Yeah, I get it. You like working with me, and you're impatient to get things started. There's not a whole lot you can do that isn't just waiting, though. This is your own fault for waiting so long, you've had the app ready since what, January?

And just because you've found some stuff that "works perfectly" doesn't mean I've gotta be excited about doing more stuff with me being brainwashed and crazy. I don't get the fascination.

I think we have issues.

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