dear_mun | May. 20th, 2012

May. 20th, 2012

Voice test? I don't see anything wrong with my voice! I mean, sure people keep saying it's loud and screechy and how it drones on and on without ever stopping. But that's just one neighbor! I mean sure I don't do great as Roger, why would I? If I had a throat disease wouldn't you think I'd find out? It's like that one time I had chicken pox. I was a small boy...I caught chicken pox from the farm's only chicken. Yeah, chicken can have chicken pox, who knew? Anyways, my parents forced me to go to school and everyone laughed at my chicken pox, calling me Poxy. It wasn't that creative! I would have gone with Spots or Dottie...wait, what?

It's not that kind of voice test? Oh, you mean voice test! I get ya. It's like voice test, but with emphasis. Okay, here goes.

Testing, one two three.

Testing, one two three, curse you Perry the Platypus.

There. How did I do, mun?

...I'm not gonna get graded, am I? If so, I'd like to take an open note retake.

saw_a_deer

Ah, how nice it is to be back in my old body. Pity it won't last very long, but I'm not one to complain. Besides, I'll be getting it back soon enough in that little game of yours. And then we can get back to testing. Won't that be fun? I think so.

Speaking of testing, I must admit I'm a bit curious as to how those new test subjects will perform. Only a bit curious, however. From teaching the students to speaking with the staff, I think I have an adequate analysis of what to expect. Which is to say, not very much. But, on the bright side of things: I'm sure at least one of them might beat the odds.

Also. I know what you and your little friends are up to. Stop it. Now.

I do not need a mute lunatic or an insufferable moron running around making a mess of things. Things are going fine. Really. I mean it.

Would I lie to you?

themad_titan

Do you have any idea of what it's like to have achieved all you're goals in life and to have obtain at last, the love of sweet Death and with it, perfect peace of mind?

And then to have that peace of mind taken from me, to be thrust back into this hell called life and then on top of that, to have my love ignore me ONCE AGAIN!

Can you even begin to comprehend the sheer amount of utter rage I feel, human mundane?

You say you can fix that? We shall see.

As of this moment there is only one course for Thanos, And that is to kill all life in the universe. Every universe there is and will be. I shall overflown my beloved's realm with billions upon billions of souls until she has no choice but to take me back in her embrace.

So come pit I, Thanos, twice absolute god of my universe who only Captain Marvel and Adam Warlock (both alas are dead) could defeat against the heroes and warriors of other universes so that I may crushing them with my own two hands and thus avoid boredom while annihilating everything else.

For how can I possibly resist such a challenge...? I can't. Intellectual curiosity will yet be the downfall of me.

hormonebending

I don't even know where to begin. The name? It's not cute. [He huffs.] No, I really don't care that I match with the others. You're all insane.

[He pauses then, looking a little awkward.] And... Stop making fun of me for what I said to Korra. I was wrong, and it was wrong of me to do that just because. You know.

[ooc: spoilers possible in le comments~]

wellbangokay

[What. He doesn't even. Why would his mun-]

I should go.

gentleprincess

I know that you have your reasons, but...please let me go back. If I don't go back soon, something bad will happen. I can feel it.

Just for a little while, let me return to his side. It's the only place I belong.

omenatdelphi

No. No, no, no, no.

Comforting me with "maybe they thought that no one would remember you" does not help, mun. Okay. I'm sorry. I know, I'm being irrational. You are only trying to comfort me.

But still. It's deeply disturbing that they would just take me and turn me into this...this terrible person that does dark and terrible things with the powers I try so hard not to abuse. A person's mind is a sacred place, and that...that woman (She's not me. She's not) has no respect for how fragile it can be.

Please. Just promise me that I'll never become something like that. Promise me that I'll never do something like that to my friends.

I won't? You don't like this "new me" either. Oh that is wonderful, mun! And I'm extremely grateful that you play me somewhere where I'll never turn into...that.

Besides, I would never wear an outfit like . Or gouge out my eyes.

explosivecombat

Miss,

How has it been over a month already? Last I checked, these plans you'd set in motion were only supposed to last into the next two weeks. Unless, of course, there's something you're not telling me; that's entirely possible, and given the fact that it wouldn't go over well at all were you to voice these things to me, I can't say that I blame you.

Companionship has never been anything I require; when it comes to personal preference, I work alone. Dependence on anyone else is out of the question; surely you remember that I survive on merit of my own achievements? If I can't do at least that much, then the rights to survival aren't mine to claim in the first place.

Is any of this sounding familiar yet?

Ah, don't misunderstand me - I'm hardly angry with you. If nothing else, I'm rather content with this "second chance" you've seen fit to offer me; the fact that I'm surrounded by sentient explosives certainly helps your case, and in that regard I think you've managed to do rather well by me. This is a minor setback; I've dealt with far more seemingly 'hopeless' cases than this.

That said, do work all of this whatnot out of your system in a timely manner; this is getting somewhat ridiculous, and I have work to get back to.

everyonelovesgames

Well hello dear,

I'm a little upset that it took so long to bring me over! Think of all the fun we missed out on!

But that you came back to me means so much, dear.

Now then, we need to find me a game, don't you think? Who doesn't love a good game?

All my love,

Other Mother

Current Mood: blank

rustypistons

What do you mean, high strung? I'm not high strung at all! I just prefer to keep to the mission, not pull insane stunts, and not be called--[small shudder]--Doc.

No, I do not care that 'another version' of me would call me high strung. It just means I'm the sensible version of me.

liesofmc

I don't want to go there. They lie. All of them do...

misanalyzed

No. No, we are not doing this again. You went in without a plan last time, and it didn't work—and you still don't have a plan, technically, so what makes you think this time'll be any different?

[ … ]

Oh. You made icons this time.

Great.

[ yeah he is just… no comment. ]

prideofheaven

Oh, so the damn brat is all grown up now, is he? And he has stolen my look?

Time to teach him a lesson then~ No one steals from Gido~ ♥

youwillalwayskneel

Oh, this is rich. This realm that you call "headspace," a colorful world full of literally limitless opportunity, within which only a select number of civilians may reside and veritably teeming with heroes - including the good soldier, the man out of time himself - and now, you would unleash the chaos that is Loki over all.

You are precious, my aptly-named Mundane. You have taken it upon yourself to prove that, no matter how valorous, strong-willed, and supposedly indepedent one might claim to be, no one is ultimately safe from the beguilement of subjugation. The sheer number of those who would claim me as an occupant of their respecive personal realms is proof that your kind craves to follow the will of a strong and unyielding god.

You have made the right choice in kneeling before me willingly, Mundane, and you shall reap the benefits of your decision if you can continue to work towards our goals. Now to make the rest of the world - no... rest of the worlds - follow suit.

We have work to do.

fibs

Heh heh...

Very impatient, aren't you? The truth is unavoidable. You just couldn't wait until that certain point in the story was covered. An update won't come up for a while. It makes me wonder if you can endure the waiting game for any second longer. You are taking risks for this early start, long before the conclusion can arrive.

I do love a good game. Let us see where it will take us.

sanctuarysoul

[Lisa seems very confused by her mun's entertainment over the fact that there's going to be an eclipse today.]

...am I missing something?

timetravels

Look at you lot.

Ooky-spooky business happening every other weekend and you're surviving. Because that's what this isn't it? Potential. Heaps of potential lumped together, growing and learning from each other. Each of you - being the best you can be because that's what the situation asks for.

It's absolutely brilliant.

It'd be my honour to join your crew, Tranquility.

namesram

Yeah, this is late. And I know it was another universe and it'd been decided already, but.... you know.

[small smile that doesn't quite reach his eyes]

Don't be too sad. He wouldn't want it either.

wheeljackofalltrades

( SPOILERS )

ex_lusted501

( aaaah )

flaerd

I --

You.

Will change your mind harlot. Lest I show you a misery unbeknownst to your puny mortal kind.

Your impending death,
Loki.

Current Mood: Mind the AU please

emoticons

As a human, I will not be as capable as I am now. I won't be able to mind the base, or to assist Sam with his duties.

I would much rather stay on Sarang, with Sam.

weallfalldown

Hey, director.

Its kind of nice, getting to stretch my legs a little. Do some squats. Exercise. Thanks for that, really. I mean, the lifestream is nice and all, but you can only do so much, watching.

Though I gotta say, you're a little too enthusiastic to give me any marching orders right now. And I love that you'd love to give me a family, little puppies running the yard and a beautiful wife waiting inside the picket fence kind of deal, hell, its every man's dream. But I gotta square a few things away first.

Like find that dream girl of mine. Again, I mean. Since I already did find her once, but thats the problem with dying. You lose things. People forget you. But maybe not. I trust Cloud did his job right.

Maybe I even have my name on a statue somewhere, or some metal of honor tucked away in some old guy's drawer. That's wishful thinking, but it was right to trust him. I bet he did alright for himself.

heartandsoul

Okay, so I understand the alchemizing a new weapon part, since I am feeling a little less than secure right now.

But is learning to fly really necessary? I don't know, mun, it just seems like something that would end up--

--well--

[...Now she's blushing.]

--It's not my own fault!

globally

Unless this is a cause to further benefit Global Justice, I do not see what all this talk of the "Avengers Initiative" entails. If this SHIELD organization is a duplicate, a lesser entity of GJ, so be it. So long as it isn't run by my...by Gemini, I don't believe I'd have any interest nor qualms with this organization.

...and who on earth is Nick Fury?

would_kindly

I just don't think... I mean, uh, you already have a lot of people from my... "canon" floating around in your head and... wherever else. It doesn't seem...

[A shrug.]

Well. Why pick me? It seems unnecessary.

gogglesfromhell

I hate you.

I hate you so much.

--And don't think I didn't see that new username you just made, either. I don't care how 'appropriate' it is. I am not parading around any game or musebox under the moniker 'breakthehaughty'.

itsfreitag

Mortal child, you are young and know nothing of the grief your middle world has brought me.

You do not know the joy of one day having a son in each arm, and the bitter sweetness of watching them grow until you can no longer hold them close. In its own way, Midgard took them both from me. One son's heart is with that world now, and the other lost more than that.

I bear no ill will to your world, child, or its people, but I will never step foot there.

reobtained

This username is better than the one for the old site, but it's still pretty lame.

aderpted

Mundane, was it?

I think we're gonna work well together. Really, really well. Just let me do the talking, and you can handle the grunt work. I can tell you're good at that sort of thing. Particularly the typing. You've got very supple wrists.

--actually, that reminds me. Any stories you happen to hear involving me and a horse? Patently untrue.

((OOC: So yeah, some talking on plurk resulted in a musebox AU based on the Avengers/Friends mashup parody. WHOOPS. Info about this particular Loki is in his profile.))

alwaysfaithful

Mun? Can we talk? I know you would like to get back at 'writing' me but wouldn't the other person you have in mind be a better choice? And don't say it's because you don't want to write his larger history, because that's just laziness. You don't even know what sort of abilities would work with me? That just another reason to send Dustin rather than me.

[But you're so much more fun when you're around women than Dustin!]

Ugh. Maybe we should just sign off for now.
Chris Ramirez/Kamen Rider Sting.

marearcana

Could you just get it over with, please?

It shouldn't be that hard to come up with something, even if you're still nervous that you'd be stealing attention from those trolls. I'm sure the other muns won't wait for me forever - not just Rainbow Dash's or Princess Luna's, either.

~ Twilight Sparkle

quothing

Alright, day one without a cigarette. We're quitting together... Uhm, yeah. You don't need one and I don't need one. Don't even start making excuses as to why you need one either. I've got a lot more things to stress out about than you do, so don't even start!

Also, you need to stop asking me what I'm going to do about everything in dealing with the latest goings on. Don't you give me that look.

"Gil is going to go cray, flip a bitch, and start killing people"

Did your friend really have to say that? I'm not going to... Why would I even? STOP LAUGHING! IT'S NOT FUNNY!

You know what? I need to rest and think things over. Go annoy someone else for a while, mun.

thelastvictim

You really should let me out more often, dear. I meet the most interesting people.

brokeandbent

...M-Miss?

I'm not entirely sure this is such a good idea. What if my master finds out? You know how furious he'd be about me leaving the bell-tower.

Besides, who'd ever want to be friends with me? I'm a monster, you know that. There's no place that would ever want someone like me there. No. I-I couldn't I have to stay where Master Frollo can take care of me and never never think about leaving my home.

mindyourbloodsugar

No. No no no no no. You are not sending me there. Not with that one-eyed freak-job and his buddy that tried to kill me. Me. I mean, how could you hurt this face?

And it's the middle of the desert. Do they even have Jump in the desert?!

fides_spes_caritas

Mun, honey, pandabear...

You know you're too easy to enable, and I really doubt you have the time and energy to commit to a second character in this game you're wanting to toss me into because those darling friends of yours put the idea into your noggin'.

And even if you do have the energy, could I just... suggest that you direct your energies elsewhere? I mean, I know you want to send Angelcakes to that Luceti place, right? Not that I want to see him trapped in some awful place, but I'm sure he'd agree with me that he's better equipped to handle a situation like that.

You can't even decide on where to yank me from! Darling, this is just not very well thought through. Sleep on it. And then sleep on it some more, and then forget all about it.

You'd be doing yourself a favor, and me too, so everybody wins!

Doesn't that sound like a much better idea?

triptoprofiling

Thanks but I'd appreciate it if you didn't write out my accent phonetically. I'm pretty sure the general public has got a good idea on what it sounds like. Y'really don't have to shove it down everyone's throats. I have no clue what the deal is with that other version of myself but he's nothing but an obnahxious assho'.

...Gahdammit, you're not listening!

gammarama

...cute. Really. I guess it's better than a PMS joke.

Look, I understand your need to overanalyze. We're both academics, I do it too. But I'm really not that different. It's just that people take him seriously. So, you should, listen to me.

Leave me alone. He's the one people want to 'play' with anyway.

[Sigh] Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say.

beastkin

So! Mun, right? I think I'd stick with the mun name anyhow, mundane's too, uh...well, mun sounds neater! You're fine with that, right? Awesome!

I gotta admit, I think this is my first time having one of you mun...uh, things? No, that's not right. Anyway, it's kinda new to me an' all, so I do-..

...whaddya mean it isn't? 'Other' mes have? Is that even possible? Sheesh. This whole roleplay thing sure is confusing! You think you're a one and only and it turns out there's more of you out there.

Hmm...I wonder if that means it'd give me better chances at meeting other people I know? It's hard enough finding 'em when there's only one out there, but multiples might just make it a bit easier! Heh.

In any case, I'm looking forward to this. Even if it doesn't last long, it'll be an experience. So let's get to it!

glances

If it's— if it's all the same to you, I'd rather not go into space, although I guess it isn't all the same if you've already gotten this far.

Anyway.

Just a thought.

culpable

So, wait. Lemme see if I get you.

You wanna send me to space. With showers, and food, and nobody holding a fuckin' gun to my head to make sure their graves get napalmed and fast.

And the biggest shit I got to worry about there is jumpsuits and a creeper with a red pen fetish? Shit, I'll call him professor and bend on over just for the shower alone.

What I'm saying is, get the fuck moving. Mama needs a brand new pair of socks.

...No, seriously. I'm out.

alchimia

Stop making such a damn big deal about it. Wasn't even me that made that promise, remember? Why do I care what the day is?

As if I'd borrow money from that jerk anyway.

ditchedtheherogame

See, mun? You had nothing to worry about. Everything's fine in Wally-land. And I know that you're bummed out about me not doing the whole hero thing anymore, but I had my reasons.

Besides, there's nothing wrong with getting an education and I'm sure that Nightwing's crew can handle everything without us.

trickstering

A clever trick, really. I have to say, though, not very well thought out. It is has been three days, at best? And already you wish you had not ostensibly killed me. All you could see was how much fun it might be to write out the ending but not only are you now stuck watching unable to do anything because you lack a proper motivation, but you did not even get to read the conversations you so wished for.

So really, I applaud the thought process that went into this action. Perhaps it will give you reason to think, next time, instead of blinding jumping into things. And now you will, what, sate yourself posting here? Surely even you must understand that will not bring you the real satisfaction that you seek.

But, fine, fine, if you wish to continue thus - here we are. Content to talk to the mutiverse 'til once again you find yourself bogged down amongst the mindless assignments and tasks that govern your day to day existence.

strengthofballs

Who is this "Six" guy and why do you want me to meet him?

...And I'm pretty sure I'm not a demon summoner, mun.

airbent

( spoilers ahoy )

testifies

( courier )

cloudywithachanceof

It's been a long time, mun. While I'm not sure why you think I should be happy about being woken up., it will be nice to see everyone again.

Stop worrying about finding a place for me right away. I'll be fine on my own for now. Worry about everyone else. There'll be time for me later.

i_bullieve_i_can_fly

( Cut for brown courier )

not2betamed

What's the big idea anyway? Posting with me once, leaving me all alone?

Shame on you!

That's no way to treat a lady! If you're just going to forget about me then you shouldn't have chose me at all! Now I know why there are so many people up here-- it's not a party at all, it's a prison!

Hm, we'll, I'll show you what happens when you try to trap me!

Current Mood: angry

heartofbadassium

Alright Mun or whatever I'm supposed to call you; let's get a few things straight.

I know you promised yourself you wouldnt do this, jump on the bandwagon or indulge or get distracted. I know you said you wouldn't make this account but think about it.

Here you are. With me.

How is this a bad thing?

Right now you've got one of the most brilliant minds the 21st century has to offer in your head and more than that, your very own superhero.

I don't think everyone else in that head of yours can top that.

Can they?

Didn't think so.

armordillokay

Ok.

[ What can he really do other than agree to all this? It wasn't really Rammus' style to go against orders. He's dealt with a lot of summoners telling him what to do, where to go, what skills to use and where, so he's definitely not the non-cooperating type.

Still, he's a little unsure about this. Talking to people just wasn't his strong point. He'd set out to find others like him, and found misfits that would then do battle, but... They never really had to talk to one another... ]

shockinglyold

Look kid, just because I'm chaperoning some damn prom doesn't mean you have to dress me to the nines in this. I don't have anyone I want to impress in this damn place and I hate the 50's. You knew damn well how much I wasn't going to like this place when you dropped me into it, don't start bitching just because I'm doing exactly what you thought I was gonna do.

cowardly_guardian

[Mun are you CRAZY!? These games are deathtraps and you're going to send me to one!? I'm sorry but my schedule doesn't include monsters, aliens, robots, ghosts, demons, vampires, mad scientists, torture, or anything else you might be thinking!

Isn't there a nice slice of life game you can send me to?...Please?]

Arooooooooooooooo.

the_lion_roller

[Canon is Wild Kratts]

Aaalright, Mundane! You're finally finishing that app up and you're going to send me to the city! And tonight even, right? Awesome!! And my bro is going to be there too? Even more awesome!!!

I can't wait to see what kind of new and exciting creatures we're gonna meet there. And just think of the adventures we'll have!!

[There's a lot of robots there, Martin, please don't get yourself squashed too quickly. I rather like you.]

So Mun. Do you think I could give you a nickname? I need something more unique to call you than just "Mundane" or "Mun".

Oh, come on, pleeease? So, you have about 4 or 5 nicknames already...what's one more?

Well, can I at least give some of your other muses nicknames? What about that cute, little, furry guy that Chris befriended? He's adorable! I can give him a nickname, right?

What? What do you mean, "He already has a nickname,"!? Awww man, who keeps beating me to the nicknaming around here?

unwillingseer

Tch. And what made you think this was a good idea?

You don't have a damn clue what you're doing. Just go back to bothering the half-breed boy and leave me alone.

lightspeeds

You want to put me somewhere, Miss Mun?

Shouldn't you be catching up with my canon before you do that? Hm, what's that? Don't worry, I believe that you'll be able to finish it soon, we have plenty of time after school is over! You have two weeks to finish it, you have to believe in yourself a bit more!

I wish you the best of luck!

gotoagent

You can stare at that screen all night but the words aren't going to magically appear without a little effort on your part.

I need to be briefed on everything in the game as soon as I get there. This is serious. If you can't handle my responsibilities then you shouldn't have tried to take on my voice. They need someone on the ground.

No, I am not a nanny. Get your head on right and get back to work.

~Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD

hasbottombunk

So, not a big fan of watching my friends dying and not being able to go help them. Yet it seems like there's a lot of that coming up.

Right. Looking forward to that, then.

I also saw you've got the move to Apalapucia coming up.

It's going to be a real uplifting month or two, isn't it?

I think we have issues.

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