someone set him up the feels

[flaerd]

I --

You.

Will change your mind harlot. Lest I show you a misery unbeknownst to your puny mortal kind.


Your impending death,
Loki.

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[truefrostqueen]

Loki.

[We must not threaten death without raising an iced spike above their head, dear.]

[flaerd]

[ Plotter and schemer he may be, we all know how well he thinks things through when there's true emotion involved. Reads as: He doesn't. ]

Hello Mother. [ Biting his tongue. For now. ]

[fervidus]

No.

[flaerd]

I agree.

[fervidus]

...No.

[flaerd]

[ Don't 'no' his agreement. That just means that you agree with the mun. Okay, time for sarcasm. ]

Ever the eloquent one as always, Sif.

[techygoddess]

[Sorry Skuld knows your mun and knows there's worse than you in that head to worry about so she's just going to be over here laughing Loki]

[flaerd]

[ Well, mun says that Seth is probably more dangerous compared to this young of a Loki. Although that would be one fuck of a battle. He stares. ]

You have words, Norn? I can only assume.

[techygoddess]

Oh plenty Silver Tongue.

Just none that you would like. I've seen what resides in the dark of that one, and you... aren't even close. [Skuld waves hi to her buddy Seth!]

[flaerd]

We're of two entirely different Pantheons. You can hardly compare us. [ However this argument is better than the one that actually matters. Seth just waves, what up chika? ]

[deltas]

Are your insults always this creative?

[flaerd]

Only for those special ones.

[deltas]

Is that supposed to be flattering?

[flaerd]

You may interpret my words however you so feel apt to.

[persuadeyou]

Maybe if you asked nicely.

[flaerd]

Assuming I was asking.

[persuadeyou]

We have a saying about flies and honey, you might want to look into it.

[flaerd]

And I've a spear. [ With a miraculous way of making people miserable. Your sayings are irrelevant. ] Who's going to win this one, I wonder.

[one_of_war]

And what has your mortal done this time?

[flaerd]

[ And now that he has breathed. ] Insisting there's been courtship between I and an Aesir.

Stupid notion, that. [ but, human. So who is shocked. ]

[one_of_war]

When don't mortals get stupid notions in their heads?

[flaerd]

[ An honest laugh? Perhaps it is. ] All to true.

Fare you well, Ares?

[odinsdottir]

Do not deal such insult, Loki. It is unbecoming.

[flaerd]

Not as unbecomming as your stench.

[odinsdottir]

If your nose endured the Chitauri, I am sure it will endure the sweat of my day's labor.