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[unwillingseer]

Tch. And what made you think this was a good idea?

You don't have a damn clue what you're doing. Just go back to bothering the half-breed boy and leave me alone.

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[windfang]

Is that anyway for you to speak to the one who controls you? You should tread more carefully.

[unwillingseer]

If she thinks she's the one in control here, she's wrong.

[windfang]

Somehow I'm not incline to believe that.

[unwillingseer]

[Considering the new muse yeah not much control here at the moment. |D]

Believe what you want. Most people do.

Besides, 'control' is a bit of a misuse of terms. For instance, I might be under someone's command--and therefore control--but my thoughts and my actions are ultimately my own. And I can choose to defy that control.

In this case, that choice would be not to play this stupid childish game and just walk away.

[windfang]

Then why not just "walk away?"

[unwillingseer]

Because I have also made a choice not to. For now.

[There's something--or someone--he'd like to see first, thanks. And he has the feeling if he sticks around long enough, it might happen. He might not be used to his new ability, but trusting his instincts is nothing new.]

My point stands. She doesn't know what she's doing. And when someone's about to make an ass of themselves, it's a favor to tell them.

[windfang]

Interesting.

Now you claim to be "assisting" your captor instead of reprimanding them for their deeds.

[ A chuckle. ]

Laughable.

[vulgarwoman]

...[That sure is a grouchy as hell guy. That happens to look exactly like Goku.]

Let me guess. You're Goku's dad.

...Or...I guess "Kakarot" would be the name you recognize.

[unwillingseer]

[You.

He's seen you before. In those damn visions. At least he's assuming it was you.]

...Kakarot?

[...yeah, if anything, that's a flash of regret(?) that crosses his face. Gone in less than a second.]

...yeah, the brat's mine. Now it's my turn to guess. You're an Earthling.

[vulgarwoman]

Wow, you're good at this game. Most people call me "Bulma" though.

[Mocking a Saiyan that she hasn't met before and has established to that her son can beat them down is clearly the best idea.]

Goku's my friend, I found him in the woods when he was a kid and took him with me, yadda-yadda. Then your other stupid son had to come along and reveal that he was one of you.

...Goku looks more like you than Raditz does, I guess that's some trend with Saiyans.

[It...explains Bulla anyway. And Goten but whoops he's waaaaaaaay farther in the future.]

[unwillingseer]

[HEY, he just saw you in a vision he didn't get names. His lip curls slightly. You're a mouthy one, aintcha?]

Watch your mouth, it may get you in trouble someday.

[So Raditz also survived the destruction...despite not being incredibly close to either of his sons, Bardock is relieved that they both survived. Don't tell him Raditz got killed 'kay.]

Many of us tend to look similar, yes.

[vulgarwoman]

Hmm~ I doubt it. I have some very powerful associates.

...Well, at least I had a girl after Trunks. Lord help me if I have to deal with TWO Vegetas.

[The latter statement is more to herself than anything else, but she doesn't care about being discreet either way.]

Have you got a name yourself, dad of Goku?

darn you html

[unwillingseer]

[See he would be surprised by that, but...sharing headspace with Trunks. He just snorts. honestly what did Vegeta see in you aside from looks, it's beyond him.]

Bardock.

[vulgarwoman]

[Buddy, she thinks the same thing. Except it's what did SHE see in him. /rimshot]

Bardock. Hm.

Do all of you Saiyans have to have such rough-sounding names?

[unwillingseer]

[IT IS A MYSTERY.

Also what does it matter if his name is 'rough' what does that even mean ugh stupid people. Sarcasm mode is go.]

In case you haven't noticed, we're a rough sort of people.

[vulgarwoman]

[Oh, he wants to play like that, okay time to PLAY DUMB troll mercilessly]

But it also sounds like vegetables.

Does that make you roughage?

[unwillingseer]

[This look on his face says 'no, that makes you an idiot.'

Dammit he's too old for this bullshit.]

[vulgarwoman]

...Yeah, you're a lot funner to mess with than Goku. He's too oblivious to get mad.

[4starsavior]

[Unlike Bulma, Goku isn't so quick on the uptake. He thinks this is some kind of alternate universe thing, since this person looks exactly like him. (and that's completely impossible otherwise... aside from Tullece and Goten)]

...Why do I have a scar on my face?

[unwillingseer]

[...damn you are a lot bigger than the last time he saw you. Well. In person.]

...I'm not you, idiot.

[Bardock, be nice to your kid. It's not exactly surprising he doesn't remember what you look like.]

[4starsavior]

But we are related somehow, right? 'Cause you look like me, and you kinda sound like me too! [Grouchier than Goku, but still close. Goku doesn't really know much about his Saiyan family, aside from Raditz, and since Bardock was a lowly Saiyan scientist soldier, Vegeta wouldn't be able to describe him even if Goku spontaneously took up an interest in that sort of thing.]

...Though I guess Raditz didn't fit either of those, huh?

[unwillingseer]

[It's not hard to be grouchier than you, Goku.]

I'm your father.

[Blunt as always. We could very well say Raditz took more after mom but lol no idea who she was.]

[4starsavior]

Really? Wow, you look really young! [...You'll have to forgive him - he's an idiot.]