soma...

[gotoagent]

You can stare at that screen all night but the words aren't going to magically appear without a little effort on your part.

I need to be briefed on everything in the game as soon as I get there. This is serious. If you can't handle my responsibilities then you shouldn't have tried to take on my voice. They need someone on the ground.

No, I am not a nanny. Get your head on right and get back to work.


~Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD

Comments

[tasteslikecoconut]

Sounds like she's got your stick-up-the-ass phrasing down to a tee. How's it hangin', Phil?

[Yes, Phil is emphasized.]

[gotoagent]

[Raises an eyebrow.] Isn't my fist name Agent, Mr. Stark?

[tasteslikecoconut]

It was. Then you did something that was kind of awesome and incredibly stupid at the same time.

[Beat.]

But if you taser me, 'Agent' is coming back full force.

[gotoagent]

I don't actually have clearance to taser you anymore.

[tasteslikecoconut]

And what a shame that is. I can even see the disappointment on your face, and that takes work. You really wanted to try it, didn't you.

[gotoagent]

Mr. Stark, I have more important things to worry about then all the different ways I could stop you cold in your tracks.

[ex_flyting687]

Quite the tall order, Agent.

[gotoagent]

Hello, Loki. Enjoying yourself?

[ex_flyting687]

I should worry more if you're enjoying yourself. That was quite the drama.

[gotoagent]

I enjoy doing my job, Loki. Drama happens to be one of the side effects.