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[mindyourbloodsugar]

No. No no no no no. You are not sending me there. Not with that one-eyed freak-job and his buddy that tried to kill me. Me. I mean, how could you hurt this face?

And it's the middle of the desert. Do they even have Jump in the desert?!

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[japansnewdawn]

Jump costs extra.

[mindyourbloodsugar]

That should be a crime.

[japansnewdawn]

Your face is a crime. I don't want to look at it.

[mindyourbloodsugar]

My face is beautiful. Your hair is a crime.

[japansnewdawn]

My hair is a crime? Your hair is a danger to small mammals and birds!

[mindyourbloodsugar]

[He looks DEEPLY OFFENDED by this, Zura]

Hey! Not all of us can help our genetics, okay!

[japansnewdawn]

It's not Zura, it's Katsura!

[Nevermind that he didn't even say it out loud.]

Your genetics prevent you from buying a comb?

[mindyourbloodsugar]

I have a comb!

[...Sometimes it gets stuck in his hair.]

[japansnewdawn]

I find that difficult to believe. Perhaps you should just shave it off.

[mindyourbloodsugar]

It's one of my charm points.

[japansnewdawn]

In that case, definitely get rid of it. Nothing about you is charming.

[mindyourbloodsugar]

That's a lie, everything about me is charming. I'm a fountain of charm.

[japansnewdawn]

You're a garbage fountain.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Why hello there, strange blue-haired dude. Slenderman decided you are interesting enough to observe.]

[mindyourbloodsugar]

[It's silver, okay]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman comes closer and becomes more clear, observing the silver-haired man!]

[mindyourbloodsugar]

[Oh great another weirdo. He is a goddamn weirdo magnet. This is what he gets for living in a rough neighborhood.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[As Slenderman comes closer, all the electronics begin to short out and there's a supernatural hum in the air.]

[mindyourbloodsugar]

[Oh goddamnit. Does he have to replace the tv again? The BlueWraith was bad enough. He is tired of that place selling him haunted appliances]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman teleports on top of the television, cricking his head at Gintoki. One could guess the high-pitched hums and static the television must be emitting now!]

[mindyourbloodsugar]

Hey. Get off the TV, Ketsuno Ana is on at six.

[You will not stop him from watching his fake tv girlfriend, weird man]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Cue the television abruptly turning off in a manner that indicated it was permanently kaput. The eerie humming grew louder as Slenderman unwound his tentacles.]

[mindyourbloodsugar]

Oi, you better be planning on paying for that. And what are you doing in my apartment, are you a client or something.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman displays his tentacles in an aggressive manner, getting closer to the man and anyone who gets too close to Slenderman becomes an asthmatic!]

[mindyourbloodsugar]

[Gintoki coughs once, stumbling backwards away from SURPRISE TENTACLES]

What the hell, what sort of Amanto freak-job are you?

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman touched his tentacles to Gintoki's forehead, filling his mind with disturbing images from the Slenderman series, concluding with a Jump Scare involving a shadowed man with glasses staring up with his pinprick eyes, screaming in sadist delight!]