WARNING: this AU is total crack. run. save yourselves.

[aderpted]

Mundane, was it?

I think we're gonna work well together. Really, really well. Just let me do the talking, and you can handle the grunt work. I can tell you're good at that sort of thing. Particularly the typing. You've got very supple wrists.

--actually, that reminds me. Any stories you happen to hear involving me and a horse? Patently untrue.

((OOC: So yeah, some talking on plurk resulted in a musebox AU based on the Avengers/Friends mashup parody. WHOOPS. Info about this particular Loki is in his profile.))

Comments

[caffeinatedgod]

My Lady is, I believe the phrase is LoLing so hard right now. :D

[aderpted]

[Oh, so Thor's friends are laughing at him. That's new.]

I'm glad she finds me so amusing.

[caffeinatedgod]

I believe it is the combination of user name and the idea of a friends AU she finds amusing, her and her roommate are both rather fond you brother.

[andtheotherguy]

None of them? Because -

[starknaked]

Oh go on, Bruce. Say it. No, let me.

Every myth MUST have a hint of truth to it, right? Where else would they come from.

[andtheotherguy]

I was going to say I didn't think Thor had the imagine to make it all up, but, you know, that works too.

[aderpted]

Thor never would have repeated that horrendous rumor.

[andtheotherguy]

In his defense, he was...very drunk.

[starknaked]

I'm noticing he isn't denying the wolf, the snake or the zombie girl. So those are true and the horse isn't?

[andtheotherguy]

I'm not sure. Are we human in that world? I thought we were but I don't think anyone actually said so.

[starknaked]

I like to believe I exist in all worlds in one form or another. When your ego knows no bounds, what else can you believe?

[aderpted]

You two are human, yes. Of course you are.

[notaperfectsoldier]

I don't think anyone actually believes the stories about you and that horse, Loki.

... except for Tony. And Bruce. And Thor's the one that started it.

Also... supple wrists? Really? Wow, the things you notice.

[aderpted]

It's all about being observant, Steven.

[notaperfectsoldier]

But wrists? There are other things to be observant about.

[aderpted]

Because of the typing, Steven. Try to keep up.

[notaperfectsoldier]

[He just gives you all the unsure looks. He's got nothing against you, Loki, but you're a little bit of a weirdo.]

[girl_friday]

Mr. Laufeyson.

What did you do to a horse?

[aderpted]

None of your business.

And I didn't.

[anomaliiiiies]

Question. Why did you mention supple wrists?

[aderpted]

They do yoga. Not a hint of carpal tunnel, which is impressive given how much time they spend at the computer.