Mun has no idea what she's doing

[youwillalwayskneel]

Oh, this is rich. This realm that you call "headspace," a colorful world full of literally limitless opportunity, within which only a select number of civilians may reside and veritably teeming with heroes - including the good soldier, the man out of time himself - and now, you would unleash the chaos that is Loki over all.

You are precious, my aptly-named Mundane. You have taken it upon yourself to prove that, no matter how valorous, strong-willed, and supposedly indepedent one might claim to be, no one is ultimately safe from the beguilement of subjugation. The sheer number of those who would claim me as an occupant of their respecive personal realms is proof that your kind craves to follow the will of a strong and unyielding god.

You have made the right choice in kneeling before me willingly, Mundane, and you shall reap the benefits of your decision if you can continue to work towards our goals. Now to make the rest of the world - no... rest of the worlds - follow suit.

We have work to do.

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[summersword]

Not all of them are so willing to bow. Some of them- some of us- like standing on our own two feet. Plenty of other guys much bigger than you have said that. Ain't done them much good.

[youwillalwayskneel]

Those who wear shackles long enough don't even notice them, or even claim to enjoy them. The illusion of freedom is much the same.

[summersword]

Shackles chafe. No amount of pretending or fake smiles can change the feeling of chains on your wrists. [Personal experience speaking? Yup. She shrugs one shoulder lazily.] Don't get me wrong. You got style, buddy. Anybody who gets this boring mun of mine into a happy tizzy get points.

But kneeling? Ain't in the cards.

[notmaternal]

Doesn't someone have a full head? Watch it. Next time, you'll be the one kneeling.

[youwillalwayskneel]

A god at his knees? Perhaps you shouldn't speak of things about which you know nothing.

[notmaternal]

And perhaps you should listen to what you're saying. These guys don't care who you might be, you're just another pawn in their games.

Aaah another Loki.

[undeadgirlwalking]

[Ana is just collecting Loki threads right now.]

You know there's already plenty of you about. So it's not like having another will phase us at all.

Though, I'm always happy to make a new aquaintence.

[Yeah, Ana? No fear, what so ever.]

You think you can be a step above and beyond?

We're going to form a cult before long.

[youwillalwayskneel]

Phase you? Oh yes, I've gone through tortures unimaginable in the hopes of coming back with the power to phase Midgardians. How thoroughly short-sighted of you.

That is my goal, yes.

Loki's army, yes? Already git a tshirt. ;D

[undeadgirlwalking]

Well you failed on that account, baby-bat.

Oh, really? Because you haven't impressed me yet.

I would apologize, but...

[flyingg]

With all that talk about your mun willingly kneeling before you, you must've been very desperate for that blowjob, huh?

Never, ever do |D

[youwillalwayskneel]

Even if I were after pleasures of the flesh, I could find a more worthy recipient of such attention. My mundane is but a means to an end, and she is much happier for having accepted it.

*facepalms* I did try to resist. But, come on. ;)

[flyingg]

Ohhh, you're one of those nuts.

Just gonna say, keeping her happy might change your perspective on things.

[heartofbadassium]

Yeah... I don't know if you still remember what happened last time or not but... We beat you.

And we'll do it again.

And Again.

End of the story; you won't win, we won't bow.

[youwillalwayskneel]

Ah, the knight in armor. Who, fortunately for him, lacks a heart.

Do you not know why stories are retold through the ages, Mr. Stark? Because even similar stories have different details. And I believe there's a Midgardian expression, is there not? "The devil is in the details." A delightful observation, truly.

Tell me, how is Agent Barton these days?

[heartofbadassium]

Oh I have a heart, you just have bad aim.

The details still don't change the big picture. You had your ass handed to you by a bunch of mortals. And your brother.

[Tony's face goes cold.]

And that's why we won't bow, we won't kneel and you won't ever win.

[one_of_war]

Yeah, right. That'll happen. [Too many speeches Loki, not enough action for the God of War to be convinced.]

[youwillalwayskneel]

The masses always do seem to doubt that which they do not rightfully understand.

[one_winged_demon]

Or they just enjoy putting guys like you in situations they don't personally agree with.

Enjoy wearing a frilly dress.

[youwillalwayskneel]

You think you would know more about my mundane than I do? I dwell within the very recesses of her mind.

... what correlation are you grasping at?

[omgthorplease]

Where is the Hulk when we truly need him.

[youwillalwayskneel]

Really, dear Sif? You would wish such an abominable monster on one of your childhood playmates?

[persuadeyou]

A lot of work. [I.e., good luck with that, she's just so sure it'll work out.]

[youwillalwayskneel]

Idle hands serve no one, Agent Romanoff. That is why you kept yourself so busy in your youth, is it not?

[starspangledheart]

Uh, I'm pretty sure you can't subjugate your mun. No matter what you try, you'll always be the one dancing to to their tune. Not the other way around.

[youwillalwayskneel]

Says the man who blindly follows any order his countrymen give him. While you may not have risen up against your mundane, Captain, I assure you, it is far from impossible.