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Voice test? I don't see anything wrong with my voice! I mean, sure people keep saying it's loud and screechy and how it drones on and on without ever stopping. But that's just one neighbor! I mean sure I don't do great as Roger, why would I? If I had a throat disease wouldn't you think I'd find out? It's like that one time I had chicken pox. I was a small boy...I caught chicken pox from the farm's only chicken. Yeah, chicken can have chicken pox, who knew? Anyways, my parents forced me to go to school and everyone laughed at my chicken pox, calling me Poxy. It wasn't that creative! I would have gone with Spots or Dottie...wait, what?

It's not that kind of voice test? Oh, you mean voice test! I get ya. It's like voice test, but with emphasis. Okay, here goes.

Testing, one two three.

Testing, one two three, curse you Perry the Platypus.

There. How did I do, mun?

...I'm not gonna get graded, am I? If so, I'd like to take an open note retake.

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[Suddenly, a hat wearing monotreme]

[DRAMATIC TAKE.]

Perry the Platypus, what a surprise to see you and by that I mean...

well, I'm actually surprised this time.

How did you even find me here? I don't even know where I am!

[Agent P gives Doof an unimpressed look and points towards his own mun]

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[She's no platypus, but you, sir, are no villain either.]

[And you're...weird.]

Boy the agents sure are getting weirder and weirder, huh?

What are you anyway, a poodle-cat-bear? How do you even make an alliterative name out of that?

...Doodlepear the poodle-cat-bear?

Just 'Berri' is fine. I'm not a platypus.

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I know humans are supposed to be ugly, but how do you come out looking like that?

Hey if we keep comparing me to Roger then we'll be going nowhere.

He wait a minute...

A lion?!

[Dramatic jump.]

LARRY THE TALKING LION!?

[Ugh, why do they always jump out of their skins?]

My name's Kovu. What are you supposed to be, anyway?

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I give this voice test an F--.

[Seriously, what is up with your voice? It's unbear--NO WE'RE NOT DOING THAT PUN.]

What?! You can't give me an F, it was a pop quiz you didn't give me time to study!

[Apparently Teddie is the teacher now.]

[Teddie is best teacher.]

Well bearhaps if you payed any attention in class, you would have scored higher! Do you think I enjoy giving my students low grades?! I only want you to succeed!

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The test is for the Mun, not you.

[He sounds amused, though.]

Then shouldn't I be giving the test? I don't see the paperwork!

It's not the kind of test that uses paper. It's more a test to see if your Mun can "hear" you well enough to write for you.

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U-Um...

...are you okay?

[She's being nice and STRONGLY RESISTING THE URGE to just... walk away slowly.]

Yeah, I'm just trying to pass this voice test.

...wait, are you the teacher? Or are you just one of those people who go up and tell me good luck even though I'll have no chance?

...teacher? [with her book and student-like appearance, she might be confused with one... if you're used to teenaged teachers]

There are teachers that teach voice?

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I'm not quite sure that's what your mundane was asking for. However they seem to be rather whimsical at times.

You mean he's NOT testing me? Then what am I doing here? I should be at home hatching another evil scheme! You know how much non-inator time I just wasted?

Evil scheme?

[Wait better question.]

What exactly is an "inator"? It must be important, an invention of sorts maybe?

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...are all platypuses named Perry?

You know from what I've seen, it's a pretty common platypus name. You'd be surprised how many Perry the platypi I've met that aren't Perry.

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