dear_mun | Mar. 23rd, 2012

Mar. 23rd, 2012

Sexygahara? Who might that be? Is she some sort of vixen? Is she, as luck would have it, a goddess from the heavens sent to a pitiful human who dialed the wrong number and, on a whim, asked for a girlfriend to give him some sense of value and self-respect? Does she look that dirty to you, Mundane-san? Is she a lascivious, promiscuous, otherworldly call girl who answers to your every filthy need?

[ She narrows her eyes and tilts her head. ]

That aside, Mundane-san, I see no reason for you to speak with me at the moment. Your muses are settled, your applications are going well, and you are not sending me to any games. Ah, but I should point this out to you. There is a problem with your speed. There was never a Hitagi Snail, and if people got the story arc titles mixed up because of your terrible roleplaying, that will be troublesome, you know.

... This is merely an exercise to waste some time? I see. I truly feel like twenty-five minutes of my fictional life have been put to good use. In the time I could have used to push the plot along, I spent most of it at a club room talking about absolutely nothing. That's fine. It will make an almost decent light novel. I'll make sure to wipe my ass with it the next time I use the toilet.

sircassidy

Wouldn't it be awesome if your friend sucked so hard that now I have one less ~~friend~~ ~~mom-type~~ ...ultimately useless movie star to hang out with? What the hell am I supposed to name my child, now?

Also, consider this the first signature on the SAVE BRENNA INSTEAD petition.

stripteased

Muuuuuuun~! I'm super happy that you're letting me out, it was getting all cramped in the little head space of yours. [And here she is, flashing her usual smile.]

So, you're taking me somewhere, right? Do it quick! We don't know if anyone else may be waiting on us. [Well, mainly her.]

Chop! Chop!

headfast

[ Pewter crosses her arms , ears twitching above her . ]

You spent two hours trying to screenshot pictures of my face and what do you come up with? A few measly icons? Tch, you're not worthy of being my mun.

Find me somebody smarter. You annoy me.

sacrificial_lambda

I see. So you have a desire to play me, but no concrete plans. I can respect your interest, though I find the name you've picked for me to be in poor taste.

Regardless, I request you refrain from those darker thoughts you indulge in. I would like to avoid trouble.

instaboobs

I betcha find this REAL funny, don't ya? Instead of dealin' with one violent tomboy, I gotta deal with her AND Shampoo all of a sudden? I thought I'd get a break from all that, even if it meant I was by myself on some space ship.

...what're you lookin' at me like that for?

If y'think I was gettin' lonely and wanted her up here, you need yer head examined! It ain't nothin' like that!

whatssssup

[ Well, this isn't largely displeasing as originally thought. The dark caves were great, yes. But now, there were so many people around. So many wonderful targets. They'd all have to go. One by one, one explosion at a time. ]

Sssssssss...

[ Approach if you dare; I'm not even getting close to this Creeper, not when he's so intent on coming after anything that moves. ]

strawberryredgrave

I'm going to play nice and not pay any attention to the account name...this time.

It's nice that you're putting so much effort into playing my voice properly, what with the anime viewing, game replaying and observing how other muns handle me, but seriously: why are you spending so much time playing as Nero if it's my voice you're trying to learn?

Not that I have anything against him; he can take care of himself, but I'm not seeing the logic here. Maybe if you played more of my levels, you'd feel like you're making progress.

But you get a gold star for effort. Just remember that you have less time to get route 29 taken care of and you'll live.

-Dante

fatally

But miss mundane, you don't even know what happened after...not specifically, anyway.

And to take me from that moment would be dangerous - to say the least.

Look, just...sleep on it. Shouldn't you have been trying that hours ago as it is?

turncoatcait

While I'm flattered you're pulling me out again, I'm not sure that putting me in a game would be a very good idea.

Explaining Cait Sith could be... difficult at best.

killarevolution

( Not really a spoiler, but cut just in case... )

howherolls

I don't think that was the impression they were going for. [ a slight smile ] No, not even Flickerman.

an_abomination

You would want to take me from that point, wouldn't you? Don't get me wrong, after meeting people in this place I'm looking forward to seeing what happens next in my world. That being said, there are a lot of better points you could take me from. [At least he thinks so.]

Next time I see Rose Wilson, the two of us are going to have more than words. [He knows she doesn't know the full story but that doesn't excuse what she did to him.]

gayloveinterest

That's really the best you could come up with? God. Vega would have a field day with you.

And did you really have to name my new home after the sleaziest bar on the Citadel?

chorasden Really?

No. I don't like strippers. Why does everyone keep being surprised by that?

scalpedsociety

Miss Mundane, are you sure you really want to do this? You are already well established in another game, in another place. Besides, I'm obscure as all hell and those games here aren't Carpe, you can't just take your time over here.

You're going to find a game anyway? [Rolls eyes] Good luck and Godspeed to you.

lighted

Look, I know it's been a long time since we've been in this together, but you and I both know it'll be good for you. You always feel better when you get a change of pace, and I'm the opposite of Karkat, so this should go well!

Me? Well, of course I'm a little nervous. It's been so long... But I know we can do this.

I'm ready, mun.

curepotion

... you're all waterworks today.

menaced

So this is...actually happening? No take-backs? Even if it is better for your state of mind?

Yes? Well...since you're going to be putting up with me from now on, I guess I'll just say right now that this isn't going to be easy, and I'm not going to apologize for any hurt feelings between us should I do something monumentally horrendous.

I'll definitely go for some treatment for the Osborn Serum, even if it means I won't like the process. So...put me somewhere I can try to figure out what to do.

Just keep Norman Osborn away from me, and I'll do whatever.

skyconquistador

You are NOT going renaming me to what they call me! That name is degrading and even lamer than what you could think up of. And that includes the "special" usernames you cooked up for your friends.

And shut up. I am so not tsundere. You take your moe-moe kyun-kyun archetypes outside. There's no way in all of the Underworld I'll ever hug anyone, under any circumstances.

And stop comparing me to Meta Knight. I'm so much better than that top tier bastard. I don't even have to get banned from tournaments.

...Tch.

10percentnicer

Hey!! Wake up, mun! Do you know how long it's been since you let me out for a breather? I know that used to be our "thing" and all, but it's not gonna fly anymore, I hope you know! I won't just sit and be quiet in the background while your grey people and coolkids frolic around with each other anymore!

Once you gave me a chance to have Hikaru back, you gave up that right.

I demand you get me back to him this instant. You know how hopeless he is without me around!

fedelta

We didn't make it in time. Are you still considering to send me to that realm of gods?

... if you're still hesitating, maybe we should wait until the registration is open again, Mundane-san. I don't mind.

Ah, and thank you for the colored icons. [A sweet smile.] I like them. Do your best to color the rest of the pages.

hackingyoursensors

"I tag best when I listen to cheesy music." I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. And please don't tell me you're putting Nyancat on this one too. Just because you assume that I troll my friends by setting their homepages to the Nyancat site and cranking the volume to max.

By the way, using Rick Astley? Totally cheating.

Wait, why are you digging through 80s music? I-I think I might be allergic to keytars. Hey! Hey!

englund

You really have absolutely no sodding clue what you're doing, do you? How long have you been pushing me places now? Six months, I'd say. And yet you still don't feel as though you know my voice well enough. You think making this account and testing the waters out around on this side might help? Tch. Well, don't bother. If you want to leave me alone, I'm not about to stop you. I dare say I'd be having a more peaceful life without you.

What? No, I'm not disappointed! If you want to leave me be, then go. By all means.

...I don't care.

thepriceofgold

Mundane. A word, if I may.

Now. Credit where credit is due, you've been attentive in seeing that I have room to conduct my affairs, while we both await the end of this year's story and I find myself a more permanent home.

Oh, I wouldn't start looking pleased with myself just yet.

I believe I was quite specific in my requests for my placement. Namely that romance and...activities associated with it are to be avoided at all costs. And yet here we are, two out of two encounters later. Not off to a very good start, are we? Luckily I am not without a certain measure of understanding. I trust you know what to do about this. We wouldn't want your poor choices to result in anything unpleasant, would we?

Of course not. I didn't think we did.

So glad we could have this little chat.

fistpumps

I don't know what you have planned, but if it's what I think it is? I'll pass on it, thanks.

Sure, I wouldn't mind seeing Leon again, but going through anything like we did before? Not my idea of fun.

Some of us like to do normal things. You know, the kind that don't involve being chased and scared for your life.

skirtcladgunner

Please. Please don't use that alternate me more often, mun. Not even in those games! [...] Especially not in those games! None of them know that isn't how I'll really turn up! I'm not demanding you for once, so please just listen!

[Knowing that there's a "just for fun" timeline where she becomes everything she's tried so hard to avoid becoming is something that will never be settling...]

You have other things you need to be doing, right? Do those instead.

turntech_knight_of_time

well mun
i see youre trying to get a handle on my voice
its all well and good that you think you can master the awesomeness that is me
master of sick fires and phat rhymes
but we both know youre not really all that good with either of those things and are doomed to failure
not to mention my typing style will inevitably drive you off the handle
you know this shit cant be contained by apostrophes or any punctuation of any kind really
so good luck with that

o_is_this_yours

Well yeah, I guess I'm a little sad too that Tanis never showed up. But it's okay, right? -because that means he's not stuck in the city with everyone else, which is good. And that way I don't have to worry about them getting into trouble!

...although it makes it kind of difficult trying to see that they don't get into trouble I'm not there with them, back home. [Sigh.] Oh well.

At least I'll have a lot of exciting stories to tell them when I get home! ...when...ever that is, anyway.

soulsavior

Your ability to be indecisive is almost astounding. You say you wish to keep me out of these 'games' here yet you keep looking around for them saying you would like to join them with me. Perhaps it would be best for you to just return to that other place instead.

umadrobin

Joey's coming too, huh? And Slade?

...

Well how the hell should I react, mun? It's been way too long, and only Raven knows who I really am after Adstringendum. This is what I've been worried about since you started enabling everyone and their mother for this game. There's a reason I've been avoiding them, you know. They're all better off thinking what they've been thinking all along about me.

crackersandnuts

All right, let's get one thing straight. Getting drafted to the Army was no picnic, and what you're proposing doesn't sound much better. It's like taking a jump out of the frying pan and onto someone's plate. You know what I think? I think don't think.

blitzballs

Hey.

That headache you got going on? Yeah, I knocked out a few walls, it was getting a little crowded in here. A guy’s gotta have space, y’know. Besides, I promise to clean up.. at some point.

Anyway, what I wanted to ask you, is do you really think you can handle all of this? I think you’ve gone soft, especially since you used to play Auron. C’mon there’s a huge difference between me and him, and I’m not just talking about in the size of our -- Okay okay, I’ll stop. Look just get your act together and we’ll both be fine.

confodere

[At present, Shanoa is giving her mun a very long and unnerving stare. It's a little while before she speaks.] Why? ...You say you wish to put me in a game, but I am needed elsewhere. There is no time for games. Do you wish for Dracula to reign over mankind?

[Well, no, but...]

As I thought, Lady Mun. Please leave me to do my work.

[ ): ]

to_rebel

I fail to see how any part of this can be considered a good idea. [Pause] Though you aren't killing me again. [Yet.] I suppose there's that to be grateful for. [He sounds a little less than grateful. A lot less than grateful.] If, perhaps, I regain some of my abilities as a result, then it may be worth the trouble. The fact that you can't guarantee that yet does not put me at ease.

lexluxor

You keep telling yourself that and yet here you are goofing off. Had plenty of time doing it today. But you still didn't. You currently have plenty of time this weekend. So why don't you use that time? You're been far too lazy and I want to get a move on somethings, mun.

Stop those hiccups. You're going to make me get them.

finalheaven

Of course I want more people from home, Mun. But really... I don't want them there. Cid and I will find a way home ourselves.

...you're right. I do miss them. Horribly.

flowingsong

Please, please, reconsider. [Ruka is trying hard to keep it together, to keep from being forceful or panicked, but it's hard. She wrings her hands.] You could do anything, even... [She pauses, swallowing hard.] I'd rather die.

myohmaya

With all due respect, mun, I think most people have more in mind than a personality and some vague whims when they start with their OCs.

I mean, I know you know my personality really well, and that's great! But you're still working on my new story. Plus, it's been a long time since you wrote me. So just... Take it slow, okay? I don't want you to stress yourself out.

deandong

Well aren't you the most ambitious little thing? You know this is really quiet flattering, I must say. Should I dress up for this?

Have you considered applying at Greendale? You'd fit right in, there is a place for everyone at Greendale!

outtatime

So if I go over over there, I'm going to be a father and carry more responsibilities than Young Doc? Heavy...

Can't you at least take me from a year before when I'm still seventeen years old. I don't think I'm ready for the whole father-gig and dealing with a career I never signed up for. I'll take being yelled at by some uptight principal over pushing papers. For crying out loud, how am I supposed explain all of this to Jennifer? Cut me a break here, Mun.

I know... it's because I won't know Young Doc back in 85'. But I know enough already not to tell people from the past about their future destinies and how it'll cause major damage to their timeline. That should be enough, right?

[ He sighs. ] I really hope you know what you're doing here.

narnians

Writer.

I won't call you 'dear', for I don't hold you dear and I have no reason to. I know who else lingers in this headspace of yours and I do not trust your intentions.

But even so, you will not stop me. My husband won't have died, my children won't be fatherless for nothing.

For Narnia and for justice.

All hail Caspian, indeed.

Current Mood: devious

tipsygnostalgic

lets rock dis mofo ;)

tipsygnostalgia

damnn
everyones after that chioce babe in the pjyamyas
*pyjamas

;)

bettingonyoufiregirl

...You're making a peacekeeper uniform for a convention (And you're not District 8) And you're plotting a "costume" (although I suppose it is costume wear...honestly) for a capitol citizen and yet you're writing for me.

...I'm just as confused as you are honestly but I hope I can be a good influence.

tapdancinskelly

So I should most likely be thanking you for bringing me back from the dead. Well apart from the fact that I'm already dead. Yohohoho!

But then again, you haven't exactly gotten around to writing up my application yet, have you? So it's not exactly the best bringing me back from the dead I've ever seen, I would know, you know. Then again... my first resurrection left me as a skeleton in the first place, so I guess it might be the best resurrection I've ever seen. Yohohoho!

I would kindly ask that you cannon update me to soul king though. I get to be a rock star and you want to deprive me of that?! That's just downright harsh! All you have to do is get a few icons, you already used to write songs for me anyways, and it fits right in with most of the things you were setting up for me anyways! You even predicted the attack I developed that is as cold as the winds of Hades nearly a year before it was revealed. I'm fairly certain you can do this.

So where shall we go? Discedo? I suppose Siren's Pull is out of the option since you made me die horribly, and the setting is a little dark. And you'll most likely have to drop me in Fall since you seem to only be able to RP me Spring through Summer. Yohohoho! Drop me in Fall! Yohohoho! ... what it was funny.

So whenever you can get around to it, I'd sure appreciate it.

worstdisguise

Everyone...

I'm so glad that they-- that they were okay with me being...what I am.

...

That being said, Miss Mun, I would really appreciate it if you and your friends would stop trying to lure people from my world into Zodion. It's bad enough that I'm here and the third week starts soon... but I can handle it.

Yes, I know they wouldn't mind being here, but...oh, you're all impossible. I give up; it's enough that people here are so welcoming. It hasn't been so bad so far...

lovemyroadie

This is a terrible idea. I don't think even Eddie could fix this; that's how busted your idea is.

Ugh, great, I'm starting to sound like Lita...

shellshocked

Eh, I guess the amount of pics you were able to scrap together will be enough for now. So don't sweat it..."mun". I'm still not used to calling you that. But I guess it's better than sitting in that crowded space you call a head.

little_gypsy

Muuuun, I don't like this place either! It's not Paris and none'a the other gypsy's are here. And Clopin is gonna be real upset if he finds out I'm not with everyone.

At least I got to say hi to him during the Feast'a Fools a couple months ago!

Maybe you should play with th'other Esmeralda. So I don't get in trouble.

puzzlemurder

AGAIN
WHY THE FuCK ARE YOu DOING THIS AGAIN.
I TOLD YOu. STOP IT.
I HAVE NO CANON.
THIS IS SO FuCKING STuPID.
GO AWAY.

metalbends

Listen, if you're gonna drag me out here, couldn't you at least do some canon review first? I mean, how are you ever gonna imitate how great I am if it's not fresh in your memory? Sheesh. You act like it's some kind of miracle I started talking to you again. But you've still got to do your part.

And stop acting like I want to go back. I don't miss any of those old lugs, you got it? And there's nothing you can do to convince me, so just forget about it. I'm staying put right here.

flying_nerd_hidden_dragon

[Here stands a Jack but rather than his usual evil genius garb he's wearing Xiaolin warrior robes.]

I seriously think I hate you mun-guy. You take me from the temple and then when I try to talk to some of my best- no ONLY friends they think I'm still their enemy!

I'm starting to get the feeling you might like being a jerk.

scaretaker

Why don't you just take your cough syrup and go to bed like a good girl? I'm sure it'll do you good, it always does me.

Just stop worrying about everything, all right?

Aww, what's this about having bad dreams? I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

sorrowed

...If it pleases you.

( sullen or anxious, perhaps. a tinge of it. but not enough for impudence; a lady's armour is her courtesy. )

masterholbytla

See, Mundane, I know you know that I am, quite frankly, bored. What should we do about it?

unpunnyandshellfish

Trouble? Oi, Mun-san, I'm hurt! I don't cause trouble, I just have a little fun and make it a nice little group activity for everyone to enjoy.

After all I get things started, but what they do afterwards is all up to them!

I'd never force anyone. That's just cruel to think that. Hehe.

zombiebear

[Muffle sounds, yeah the mask doesn't help much.]

Mmun... Wwwhere is Perona-sama?

guided_an_angel

Think ol' broomhead can handle himself now.

Barely.

2nd_spectre

You've been fighting off the idea of trying your hand at me since day one. I can't say I'm surprised this happened. Well, maybe just a little.

Whatever happens, if you can at least allow me to stand by Shepard's side then we'll have no problems... ah, ma'am. [A small nod, he can't help but be polite. Though he does wonder if his mundane minds being called ma'am. Too late now?]

handsomestdragon

You are thinking I am most handsome of all Xiaolin warriors?

O-oh, my. Well, you have very good taste, Miss Mun. Very, very good taste. However, I cannot accept your squishy feelings! I am most sorry--

You are not in love with me? But you called me most handsome... Girls are most confusing creatures...

notromanceable

Can't fault your taste, Stripes. You've got style, I'll give you that.

A bit more practice, and hey, you might even get it right

[ooc: Please keep spoilers from the last mission to a minimum, if at all possible.]

kismefish

grats now you know my name
and now that you havent got me talking like a complete glubbing snot
shit
do i have to start using the fish puns?
cod damn i dont want to start using the fish puns

do i get points off for not using em?
because if so
W)(AT-EV-ER

shit

(also hahaha i cod have TOLD you it would end up like this
see? i dont even talk the way you wanted me to
nofin is gonna be how you want
and then im gonna quit you bitch)

what
no i dont sound like fishboy
what the fuck are you on aboat cuttlefish kids
about
shit

pigcat

If you can't keep me close to the Book of Friends, sake and okonomiyaki and udon rose jam too and gratin, then you should know your place.

paterelohim

( His eyes are red from crying. )

mulletrock

If you think I'm gonna pour my heart out in a letter you've got another thing comin'.

che_sa_servir

So. Mun.

You already played me on a stage. You spent months working on characterization already. Why are you so worried about playing me on the computer? Not that you're making good use of your time, because you should be playing me on stage instead of sitting on your ass. But this'll be fun on the side, huh? You know I've always been fond of role-playing myself, so we got that much in common. And I'm the first "girl" you're playing? Damn. Although I guess I do find it more fun to play guys, too... go figure, they're all a bunch of idiots. Maybe that's the appeal, eh?

So I'm gonna be sharing your "headspace" with a detective and... an entire freaking country. Wow, good job. Also kinda hard for me to believe all this nonsense about him being a neutral republic in a few centuries. Reeeaaally. Pretty awesome, though. Hooray for the little man! Or woman, of course.

Oh, and keep up this "shipping" or whatever you call it with all of these silly little stories you're into. It's hilarious, personally.

-Despina

motherglub

hey
aint nofin to be worried about okay
no troll can be as awesome as me
no wonder youd pick me over any of those chums
and what do you mean my puns suck
you dont know anyfin about how to make a good pun
betta believe that alright

unconned

First Mayfield.

Then Abax.

Now you just want to dump me in the middle of literally nowhere in a village that has technology from the 1940s at best? Are you out to get me or something, Miss Mundane? This is cruel. Too cruel. Well -- Ha! -- I can't do anything about that now. You already deleted the last two applications and you're already writing down the new one. You're almost even done.

At least finish this one. It would be nice to belong somewhere and not just drift aimlessly about. [Drifts off, muttering angrily before remembering something.] And keep thinking those plans on me somehow meeting the blasted doctor, I'm never letting you have a good night's sleep. Ever.

Current Mood: annoyed

whatisenglish

Mun, I miss my dear friends! Robin and Raven and Beast Boy and Cyborg. Terra too! I do not like this space of head you have. It is too dark. Maybe we could get some flowers and decorate it with the pink or the purple!

I wish to go outside, mun. Please?

acid_rayne

You had to do it, didn't you? Had to go and take another look at those fucking comics of me.

"Lords of Brimstone, guide me"? Ooh, I fed on a human, oh nooo...

Seriously?

Jesus wept...

as_reckless_as_ever

I know that I have no say in where I'll go if you do decide to send me somewhere else, but I do have one request.

I...

Can I still be Suzaku, even if its just part-time?

I know its selfish of me to ask this, and that I'd be breaking another promise by doing so, but... I got my life back, I don't want to give it up all over again.

likethecheshire

So you want to play?

All right. I'll be the cat.

You be the mouse.

Unless you want to find me another mouse. I do love mice of the red haired variety.

princeofwhores

You worry too much. Health comes first, dearest mun. We do not blame you, even if you interrupted our orgy.

See how benevolent we are? Now trust that others are just as kind, and your embarrassment of dropping that thread will cease.

Feeling shame is just a waste of time~ ♥

Current Mood: calm

I think we have issues.

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