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WOW A RELEVANT UPDATE?

grats now you know my name
and now that you havent got me talking like a complete glubbing snot
shit
do i have to start using the fish puns?
cod damn i dont want to start using the fish puns

do i get points off for not using em?
because if so
W)(AT-EV-ER

shit

(also hahaha i cod have TOLD you it would end up like this
see? i dont even talk the way you wanted me to
nofin is gonna be how you want
and then im gonna quit you bitch)

what
no i dont sound like fishboy
what the fuck are you on aboat cuttlefish kids
about
shit

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hey so u really do have thing for me huh
chasing after me all these years

whale it looks like youre the only one whos been passing through
what you cant expect me to pass up a choice piece of lamprey like that
aint like i had anyfin betta to do

well u have john there now too
why dont u go play with him instead
seems more ur type

sweetfins you dont know ANYFIN if you think hes my type
plus im not gonna just let you go like that
you know how many sweeps youve been drifting around in your damn pajamas without any clue ive been there
and me just letting you go by because i figared itd be more fun to chase you around
by the wave it totally was
but just giving up like that?
thats just glubbing stupid

anyway if i was gonna cull you ida done it a long time ago
youve got nofin to wherry aboat
maybe

sweetfins huh
and idk he seems like the kinda dork whod would apprecciate ur fishjokes
just why ARE u chasing me around anyway
r u rly that bored
gotta run after the sleeping girl drifign on by
just run run run n never do anything
wait
*anyFIN
^there u go

*whole loada typos im not fixin up there

why dont you tell me what the fuck else there is to do in the void
huh
im S)(OR-E youve got somefin
oh you dont
well thats too glubbin bad aint it can i just say
CALL-ED IT

its not my problem if u r bored
just dont see why you would even bother chasing after me all this time is all

fuck but aint it obvious
ive been harboring the biggest coddamn blackcrush on you the world has ever seen
dunno how my water vascular systems gonna hold all this hate
not shore how ive managed to survive this long anyhow
what with you being comatose and not able to return my F-E-ELINS
an all i want is a proper fishmesis

by the wave that was all sarcasm
im fuckin bored thats all there is to it
if there was literally anyone else for me to go after
youd be off the hook
for a whale at least

i think maybe the sarcasm is just a front
and u rly really do have a hatecrush on me
i mean why shoudlnt u im prety great
*pretty
**pretty AND pretty great

so whats going to happen now then huh?

youre pink and squishy
you aint even got proper teeth
an your blood is redder than an alternian eclipse howre you even T)(INKIN youre anywhere N-EAR worthy of bein in anyfin halfwave R-ES-EMBLING a quadrant with me
i tell it like it is and like it is is
nope

i dont even know were relyin on this hussie guy here
if it were up to me
id wade until you woke up
youre gonna be tons of fun then

yeah and you look like some weird punky fish
who makes fish puns
dnt try to make out that your better than me

well uhh at least one thing i think we can reply on
**rely
is that nothing good ever comes out of waitgin on hussie
i mean look at all the shit he made me do already
proabbly eould think g its fucking hilairous to let u cut me up
*probably
**would
*hialrous
*fuck ittt

i dont have to make it out
its fuckin obvious to everyone
except you apparently im not even surprised

do you reely think so?
maybe im judging him too harshly
if he lets me make a nice fillet of you
whale well see how things turn out

he is the same guy that let you escape though
so if you somehow get away again
damn i wont be surprised either
pissed off but not really surprised

he only let me loose to piss u off
making u chase me around for years like a moron
rly u shoudl just be takign all ur heat out on him instead
*hate

Any c)(ance to displease t)(e filt)(blooded mundanes is an opportunity to relis)(.
Even if it means puns.

ugh thats the thing
she LIK-ES the puns
shes got one of those snotnosed heiresses as her muse for another plaice an S)(-E uses the puns all the glubbin time
so im not reely finterested in making em

fuck
i did it again didnt i

You can grow out of it.
And besides, actions speak louder t)(an words.
38)

And by actions I mean culling t)(e obnoxious alco)(olic w)(o fancies )(erself a rebel.

cod damn id B-ETTA
but i guess for right now ill just dealfish it

but
if i cull her who else am i gonna have around
seariously i know youre some kinda weird other version of me i guess who never got voidstuck
but let me tell you
as self to self
when youre stuck in there for a couple sweeps you get reely grateful for somefin to chase around

when i find the rest of us ill see if i cant work somefin out
if there are more of us
glubbin updates cant believe we have to rely on T)(AT

I )(ave never been wit)(out somet)(ing to c)(ase around.
I am t)(e Empress, after all.

If you cull )(er per)(aps s)(e will s)(ow up w)(ile s)(e is dead.
It's not impossible, obviously.
And t)(en you can laug)( at )(er.

im not the empress yet
shit i guess im dead does that mean im N-EV-ER gonna be the empress?
an i practiced so hard and all

huh
you make a good point
ill mullet over
what aboat just trappin her waking self here when she scows up next
cause she will
im pretty shore

hey there is noting obnoxios aboat me tyvm
*obnoxiuos
*ous

*about does aboat even count as a water pun

Literally everyt)(ing about t)(at was obnoxious.
Per)(aps you would notice wit)(out t)(e constant ingestion of alcohol.

w/e boringggg

so u arent dead then liek her huh
how unfortunate

thats what i told her
whale another version of her
but none of them wanna see that theyre just kinda fuckin themselves over

BLAH FuCKING BLAH
NO ONE EVEN FuCKING CARES

who the fuck are you anywave
you aint even got a name yet
got somefin to say?
shut up aboat it

I'M IMPRESSED YOu ACTuALLY ASKED WHO THE FuCK I AM.
YOu KNOW WE'RE KIND OF THE SAME. YOu HAVE A NAME AND YOu'RE A HuGE FuCKING BITCH.
AND I'M JuST HERE EXPECTING TO SCORE MYSELF A LAuGH.
NAME OR NOT I FELT THE NEED TO COME IN HERE AND SAY JuST ONE THING TO YOu.
FISH PuNS FuCKING SuCK.

is your fucking caps key broken
quit that shit its dumb as shell
and for your finformation
fish puns are the sheatfish

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HUSSIE MAY I HAVE SOME MORE

YES PLEASE and i thought it couldnt top booting john in the face

theres v little that can top that im gonna admit

nope~

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