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[metalbends]

Listen, if you're gonna drag me out here, couldn't you at least do some canon review first? I mean, how are you ever gonna imitate how great I am if it's not fresh in your memory? Sheesh. You act like it's some kind of miracle I started talking to you again. But you've still got to do your part.

And stop acting like I want to go back. I don't miss any of those old lugs, you got it? And there's nothing you can do to convince me, so just forget about it. I'm staying put right here.