On maybe getting apped into Adstringy someday.

[crackersandnuts]

All right, let's get one thing straight. Getting drafted to the Army was no picnic, and what you're proposing doesn't sound much better. It's like taking a jump out of the frying pan and onto someone's plate. You know what I think? I think don't think.

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YES come to Adstring Mr. MASH character! ♥♥♥

[normandy7]

Army, huh? Hadn't realized they reinstated the draft. [Was the Alliance finally taking the Reapers seriously? Commander Shepard smirks.]

Though that's some uniform you got going there. How is it at deflecting bullets?

I think he'd grow to love it. And hate it. Par for the course, right? XD

[crackersandnuts]

Maybe I was just one of the lucky ones.

[He looks down. At his scrubs, his bathrobe.] Oh, this is my evening dress. But I'm a doctor anyway, the only armor they give us is the human shield variety, and the only bullets I'm supposed to deal with are the ones I'm pulling out of the poor kids they keep knocking down.

[normandy7]

[With a tired sigh, Shepard shifts her weight. Her muscles were tired. Even away from battle, she never seemed to catch a break.]

We could use more doctors here. Though I'd hate to ruin your fun. There's not so much dodging bullets here.

[crackersandnuts]

Oh, break my heart, why don't you. What's a doctor got to do to get put in mortal danger?

[You're making this place sound more appealing than North Korea.]

[normandy7]

Oh, I didn't say anything about there not being mortal danger, Doc. Apparently there're all kinds of crazy things around here.

[Does she even bring up the face-eating rabbits?]

You, good sir/madam, win at life 8D

[seventhfist]

You don't look like your average grunt. [May be eyeing you a little warily, she's had some bad experiences with the 'army' in her world.]

Why thank you! 8D

[crackersandnuts]

Where I come from that's a compliment.

I think I've only ever seen one other Hawkeye before

[seventhfist]

Oh? And why is that?

Ahh I wish I'd seen them ;;

[crackersandnuts]

Look around at the grunts. We're split down the middle between the yes-men and the men-men. And then there's me, the clown-man.

it was a looong time ago on LJ

[seventhfist]

[She tilts her head, one hand on her chin.]

And what would the army want with a clown?

YESSSS come to us!

[genkireaper]

It does grow on you, you know.

TECHNICALLY I ALREADY AM WITH YOU but oh man Hawkeye would be so fuuun

[crackersandnuts]

Like a fungus, I bet.

He would be ALL the fun!

[genkireaper]

Well... Not all fungi are bad... Mostly everyone is nice, and good things do happen. I don't know what time period you come from, but it's generally rather peaceful.

[Save for some events.]

[crackersandnuts]

Yeah but my idea of peaceful is a field of green and a bucket of golf balls. That place sounds like any day someone doesn't have a nervous breakdown is a good day. It's like Freud's nightmare.

[genkireaper]

There might be a field of green... somewhere?

Besides, aside from the initial shock, people usually adjust rather well. Especially now that there are more generators working and there's temporary housing for people that just arrive.