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i will do anything not to write that one paper. fandom is community.

Well aren't you the most ambitious little thing? You know this is really quiet flattering, I must say. Should I dress up for this?

Have you considered applying at Greendale? You'd fit right in, there is a place for everyone at Greendale!

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I don't think you need to dress up.

Oh, but there is always a reason to dress up. And this is one of them! I just can't decide between Katy Perry or Lady Gaga.

I'm sure you could find someone more suitable than Katy Perry and Lady Gaga.

[ the dean looks crestfallen for a moment then perks up. ] Oh! Do you mean like Tina Turner or Cher?

[You poor deluded man, to think you can pull off any of them. You poor, strange man.]

Yeah, Cher. Cher would be a good way to go.

[ he claps because someone seeming interested in his costumes - never happens. ever. not even his secretary cares. ] Now the question is which era, there are so many to choose from. I know my mun has a soft spot for that Burlesque movie, but I don't know. Hmm.

The movie with Christina Aguilera? Oh, my mun's got a soft spot for that, too. Loves the soundtrack.

[YOU POOR CRAZY MAN]

Better than her outfit with the military, with the heart tattoo on her ass. That one's so overdone.

Oh you know it! [ delighted dean is delighted! ]

Tell me about it. Well I was just at a party last week and there were three Chers like that. So uncreative.

Yeah, I...well, she's a bit of a fan of the whole burlesque thing.

[But no hair...]

Have you ever thought of Sinead O'Connor?

She has excellent taste then!

Oh. Oh, yes! [ and now he is excited! ] Oh I love her.

I think you could pull her off better than most anyone else. You've already got the shaved head going on, and white is clearly your color.

[ pelton is actually stunned for a second. he's never actually thought of dressing as sinead o'conner before. never, ever, ever. ever, never even. ]

You [ he pauses and runs a hand over his head. the shaven-ness... eeeeee. ] are a genius. Where have you been my entire life?

(ooc: i am enjoying this so much fyi, lol!)

[Son, you have issues.]

Chicago, most likely. Just moved to the Big Apple, though. Dave Spritz.

[ooc. omgosh me too. so glad i replied!]

You know I've always wanted to go to New York, I hear it's lovely. And it's lovely to meet you Dave Spritz, I'm Craig Pelton the dean at Greendale Community College - maybe you've heard of it.

[ooc: SO much fun. and sorry for taking forever, school is killing me!]

Er, no. I haven't. The college, that is, but I'm sure it's a great place. It's nice to meet you, too, Dean Pelton.

[TITLES ARE IMPORTANT OKAY

ooc. it's no big!]

Oh tut, you can call me Craig.

[ griiiiin~ ]

[Well isn't he sweet.]

Craig, then. Dave is perfectly fine for me.

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i will do anything not to write that one paper. fandom is community.

that must be one terrible paper

oh it is. horrors. nothing but horrors.

clearly nic cage is what you need to drive away the horror

i like this plan. can never have enough nic cage!

anyone who says otherwise is a lying liar that lies

there should be a law. one must have this must nic cage a day or else!

i like that law. that's a good law.

the united nations seriously need to et all over that. it could help with world peace!

that, and all your animated icons. they're entrancing to watch.

mwhaha. i am glad. man if only nic cage and the dean could team up irl.

the world is not ready...at least, until we survive 2012.

good point. we must have them prepared.

like pigs for the slaughter, oh yes.

we might as well start frying the bacon tbh.

oh gosh bacon. i want some now. so delicious.

BACON IS A MAGICAL FOOD. i'm postive the unicorns invented it!

oh gosh, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW