Dick doesn't seem to think that "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a masterpiece.

[hackingyoursensors]

"I tag best when I listen to cheesy music." I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. And please don't tell me you're putting Nyancat on this one too. Just because you assume that I troll my friends by setting their homepages to the Nyancat site and cranking the volume to max.

By the way, using Rick Astley? Totally cheating.

Wait, why are you digging through 80s music? I-I think I might be allergic to keytars. Hey! Hey!

Comments

[burnsbrighter]

The music cannot be that bad, can it?

[hackingyoursensors]

It's pretty bad.

[burnsbrighter]

I am not sure I see what's wrong with that song.

[thefastestcouchpotato]

What'sa keytar?

[hackingyoursensors]

It's a combination of a piano keyboard and a guitar. They look like this. As you can see, it turns anyone playing it into an instant dork.

[thefastestcouchpotato]

Oh.

Mom wanted me to learn the piano once. It didn't work.

So which Robin are you? You kind of look like Bart's friend Tim but not really and you're taller than Damian, but all of you kind of look the same.

[wallcrawler]

Man, am I glad I've got an actual theme song for mine to fall back on. That just sounds cruel.

[hackingyoursensors]

Lucky.

At least she's stopped for now, so I don't have to listen to the Spice Girls anymore. I'm pretty sure that counts as cruel and unusual punishment.

[wallcrawler]

I dunno, there's a punk rock band that did some covers for laughs that are actually pretty tolerable.

Granted, they did a lot of other weird ones with it. I mean, five guys from Cali singing Destiny's Child? That's kinda tough to get used to.

[speedydeliveryboy]

[Sorry Dick, but Wally's just gonna laugh at your situation here.]

Dude, it sounds like you're having fun.

[hackingyoursensors]

[And Dick will just sulk. Sulk.]

No. Not whelmed, not feeling the aster. I think this might be illegal in several states.

[speedydeliveryboy]

[Sulk away, Rob. It's not everyday that Wally gets to tease you about something.]

Come on, Rob. You sure you're not enjoying it even a little?

[turntech_knight_of_time]

shit dawg
you should totally appreciate that music for its ironic values
its so bad its good sort of thing
i may just have to use some of those nasty-tight beats for some major song making magic

[hackingyoursensors]

No, I think they're in "so bad it's still bad" territory. But if you want the "nasty-tight beats," take them. I know I don't want them. Not that she cares.

[turntech_knight_of_time]

ah but shes still listening to them right
that means shes going for the double reacharound bad-good-bad-good music
its like an irony parfait

[inmateincharge]

[And, because he's just plain cruel...]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[hackingyoursensors]

[/dying]

You really are sick. And not funny.

[an_abomination]

[Confused look. So many pop cultural references and he doesn't know any of them.]

What are you even talking about?

[hackingyoursensors]

My "mun" is making a playlist of extremely terrible music. Because apparently bad music helps her channel my "voice."

I can hear everything she hears so I have to listen to this stuff.

[backwordscompatible]

Better than what my mun likes to tag to. On repeat.

[hackingyoursensors]

[I see what you did there.]

I am so, so sorry. She has boybands on hers but at least they don't sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[totallyhisniece]

I think we secretly have the same mun. At least yours hasn't pulled out this one yet.

[hackingyoursensors]

At least it's not just me.

No, but now she's put it on the playlist. [Head in hands. Whyyy.]

[eyeofthetigress]

Stop complaining.

It could be worse.

[hackingyoursensors]

I don't see how.