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You could always say Cait is part of your circus act!

I don't have a circus act.

You can just say that. Bet you could make a lot of money doing his future telling act!

He can't actually tell the future Yuffie.

Future telling, fortune telling, whatever telling. It's all the same he just spits out one of those and bam! Instant money.

Factoring in probabilities, prior events and various statistical data and making a prediction based on that is what people do every day. Cait Sith can simply do it on a slightly more accurate scale than the local weather forcaster because of various information he has access to via myself.

It simply looks like something mystical.

You can just chalk it up to voodoo, because that makes as much sense as your statistics do to me.

Just say you had an oh so lonely childhood and keep your stuffed cat as a reminder to blah blah whatever sentimental crap you can come up with.

[Yuffie is always so helpful]

[Not really. :/]

My childhood was mostly spent in a basement building things.

Sounds...

[Like something she would never do - she is all about being outside! In nature! Wrecking havoc!]

...boring. What, you didn't get up to any shenanigans when you were a teenager? Come on, Reeve, everyone has their rebel stage!

[Hers involved getting in with some eco terrorists, kind of hard to beat.]

Yuffie, I was overseeing the construction of Midgar's mako reactors at eighteen.

[Did anyone tell you he was brilliant?]

[Okay okay Reeve is a smarty pants.

Doesn't mean he has to be a boring smarty pants!]

Yeah yeah, but did you ever go out? Have fun? Shenanigans? Anything? Being a stuffy guy in a suit at eighteen sounds like it would be no fun at all.

[It's better to be boring than in ShinRa's labs Yuffie, he's a little... abnormal.]

Not really, I wasn't exactly a welcome sight to others my age at the time. I built Cait Sith instead.

[Boring is better than being experimented on...]

See, what you needed was a friend like me. I woulda dragged you out of whatever basement you were building Cait in and made you see the world!

[And also get Reeve into a lot more trouble. Possibly arrested.]

I'm sure bringing Cait into a game with you wouldn't be too hard.

It's not so much bringing him with me, I can always build more, it's... ah, the nature of some of the specifics to be honest.

[There's a reason he's the only one who can make Cait Siths.]

You could not bring the cat.

[don't listen to Cloud. That's his attempt at dry humor. He's forgiven Cait for the kidnapping. Really.]

He's a bit more than just a cat Cloud.

[Hey now. Reeve is full of Helping Things. He just... had to grow a bit more spine and you helped! :D]

Does that mean you'd be bringing the moogle too?

[but that's a smile, Reeve. Or, kind of a smile. It's a Cloud smile at least. Does that count?]

The moogle didn't exactly survive our whirlwind tour of the center of the planet, Cloud. I'd have to build another.

Yeah.

Marlene can't carry him forever.

[and now Cloud's going to be his usual master of subtlety. Brace for it, Reeve because he is sooooo smooth like that.]

You know there's a group of us at

onepassingnight. Cait Sith - and the moogle wouldn't be hard to explain there.

...

You just have to put up with Reno.

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She shouldn't be carrying him to begin with, he's perfectly capeable of walking on his own.

[Reeve laughs, because really Cloud is probably only about as subtle as Sephiroth's idea of a present.]

Sadly, there'd be something of a conflict of interest if I were to go there.

[going to break 4th wall (because that's how he rolls) and very pointedly look at what you're carrying in your icon, Reeve. Small, talking stuffed animals apparently have it pretty good when it comes to free rides. Also, he's probably still got a dent in his forehead from the last materia Sephiroth 'gifted' him with.]

How so?

[are you asking him to kill someone to clear a spot for you, Reeve? Because it might be possible to convince him if it's one of the Turks]

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[That's more because he only has like...three other icons that aren't either text or Cait Sith. Also, you'd want to carry your brainchild around too if you could. What about those buildings Sephiroth seems to think are wonderful presents?]

It's no big deal Cloud, really.

[Tseng may actually give you a run for your money Cloud, he's likely part tonberry somewhere besides having more lives than anyone should.]

[Cloud would like to carry his brain around if he was able but half the time it's deserted him and skipped out entirely, leaving voices behind to talk to him instead while it goes and pickles itself in mako.

The buildings were a bit excessive. Sephiroth's got a hard time making small gestures like flowers or a plate of brownies. They're working on it, okay? and by 'working' we of course mean 'trying to kill him out of the habit'.

Have an eye narrowing. You sneaky sneak! Is that an older, long haired, pastry dealer with a very non-secret home base in that headspace behind you?]

I don't want to know, do I?

[Cloud, you have no idea how very odd Reeve is. Parts of his brain like to talk in thick accents and wear a crown and cape.

You really need to get better crazy stalkers there Cloud; Kunsel is a suggestion. He's very sweet, and would know all your favorite desserts and where you slept and EVERYTHING.

Maaayyyyyybeeeee, he's also a gun toting sociopath sometimes!]

I'm not sure I could even explain it.

[he always knew you had a little captain in you, Reeve. Not like you'd be the only Shinra executive that likes wearing crowns in your spare time...

But Cloud would know NOTHING about that!

eeeeeyeah-no. That's okay. He's almost got Sephiroth trained. He's promised that the next time he comes back he'll keep the creepy innuendo to a minimum. It's too late in the game to pick up another stalker and have to start from the beginning.

Zack though - Zack could always use a ~~stalker~~ friend. And Cloud hears that Kunsel is the founding member of his fan club.]

I'm starting to get that impression. You looking for a home anywhere yet?

[No Cloud. Reeve still has some rather large secrets that he'll try to drag with him to the grave. Rum has very little to do with it, though if you give him enough it will give you hints!

You should give him more treats, Sephiroth's love treats. Positive reinforcement Cloud, it works wonders!

Zack can find his own crazy stalker.]

It's a possibility, though I'm trying to convince Mun that streaching things too thin will only cause loss of sleep.

[He's such a damn hypocrite.]

[Cloud will leave the boozing up of people to Tifa. She's much better at it than he is and she even makes gil off the process.

Treats. Treats. He'll have to remember that. But where is he supposed to find treats that taste like despair?

It's also a good thing there's no Zack around to hear you or he might just take that as a challenge.]

Since when did you care about things like sleep?

[because yes, Reeve, he'll call you on that]

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eeeeeee

LOL

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bahahaha

aw yeah. Cloud's got the moves like Jagger

you could say that...

hey, delusions have their time and place

this is very true. HI! 8D

haha! You're awesome! Hi!

[bows] How's it?

busy but good :D You?