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[instaboobs]

I betcha find this REAL funny, don't ya? Instead of dealin' with one violent tomboy, I gotta deal with her AND Shampoo all of a sudden? I thought I'd get a break from all that, even if it meant I was by myself on some space ship.

...what're you lookin' at me like that for?

If y'think I was gettin' lonely and wanted her up here, you need yer head examined! It ain't nothin' like that!

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[tomboyish]

Knowing the trouble you cause, you should be glad. That doesn't mean I'll be cleaning up your messes.

[instaboobs]

I ain't causin' any trouble! I especially don't need you lookin' after me.

[tomboyish]

You make it sound like I want to look after you, idiot! It's too much of a hassle.

[instaboobs]

Then what's a tomboy like you need to be in a place like this for? You're better suited just goin' somewhere else!

[translation: you're better suited coming over here instead of beinga anywhere else]

[tomboyish]

I think that's my own business, alright?! Just because I'm going there doesn't mean I'll be going to keep you company! I'm sure there are plenty of people more suited for me.

Who needs a stupid pervert like you?!

[instaboobs]

I'm just sayin', they probably don't take too kindly to women with no figures up there.

...but, just to be sure that I ain't complainin' for nothin. You're really plannin' on showin' up?

[tomboyish]

Why you--

[ pausing. ]

Yes. And I'm sorry if that causes you some inconvenience.

[instaboobs]

...well, I mean, I guess it ain't bad t'have someone from home there. And if it's anyone, it might as well be you.

[tomboyish]

Well, I guess someone has to watch over you. Right?

[instaboobs]

Yeah.

Plus, if you were goin' around in space, someone's gotta make sure y'don't poison the entire universe with yer cookin'.

SHUT UP SHE'S GETTING BETTER.

[tomboyish]

Excuse me?!

BETTER AT MURDERING WITH HER FOOD

[instaboobs]

Hey, maybe there'll be aliens up there that'll actually find it edible. It'd be surprisin', but y'never know!

NO SHUT UP HER CURRY IS SO OKAY.

[tomboyish]

[ fists clenched KEEP TALKING RANMA KEEP TALKING. ]

You think you're so funny, don't you?! You idiot! Ugh!

SURE. IF SOMEONE ELSE MADE IT FOR HER

[instaboobs]

Personally, I think I'm hilarious.

[OH HE WILL.] Not my fault you've got a sense of humor as low as your sex appeal.

BEATS YOU UP

[tomboyish]

You think -- Ranma, you moron!!

[ YEAH AND SHE'S SWINGING FOR YOUR FACE FUCK OFF YOU STUPID PERVERT. ]

LOOKS LIKE TEAM RANMA'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN

[instaboobs]

[BAM! TO THE MOON ALICE AKANE-- well, Ranma's going to the moon at least. But he comes right back down, because yes. Why not?]

Wh...what was that for?!

INSERT THAT BLINGY SOUND... idk.........................

[tomboyish]

[ Akane: 1 Ranma: 0 forever. ]

You really don't get anything, do you? How do you get by up there without someone throwing you out into space?!

ping!

[instaboobs]

[SOME DAY.]

I don't deal with girls like you up there all the time. They're a hell of a lot less violent.

yes that thank you

[tomboyish]

[ And she's picking up some huge rock now somewhere who cares.... you've taken your last breath. ]

You want to see violent?! Fine!

Re: yes that thank you

[instaboobs]

W-Wait wait wait, Akane, hold on, I mean, c'mon, it ain't a bad thing you're showin' up! Really!

oops

[tomboyish]

And what makes you think I'll forgive you so quickly, Ranma? Huh?!

oops? i didn't see anything....

[instaboobs]

Because-- y'know, if y'kill me, then you'll be up there by yourself! A...And y'can't have that, right?

good. ( 1 / 2 )

[tomboyish]

[ thinking. thinking... ]

[especially_the_lies]

Lady troubles, young man?

[instaboobs]

You don't know the half of it.