Mun really wants to give him a new username

[skyconquistador]

You are NOT going renaming me to what they call me! That name is degrading and even lamer than what you could think up of. And that includes the "special" usernames you cooked up for your friends.

And shut up. I am so not tsundere. You take your moe-moe kyun-kyun archetypes outside. There's no way in all of the Underworld I'll ever hug anyone, under any circumstances.

And stop comparing me to Meta Knight. I'm so much better than that top tier bastard. I don't even have to get banned from tournaments.

...Tch.

Comments

[uprisen]

The name's free for the taking, Pittoo!

[skyconquistador]

I said to stop calling me that.

[uprisen]

It's a lot easier than saying "Dark Pit" all the time. C'mon, don't tell me it hasn't grown on you!

[skyconquistador]

Does it look like it's grown on me!?

[uprisen]

Who knows? You're a hard guy to figure out!

[skyconquistador]

Pro-tip: It hasn't. Not even close.

[shininghero]

[>At least you aren't subject to the naming whims of the world.
> Dark Pit isn't much better.
> Ptooey.]

Ptooey sounds nice.

[skyconquistador]

That one's the worst!

[shininghero]

Then what do you prefer?

[skyconquistador]

My proper name: Pit.

[shininghero]

[>That's still a silly name.
>What about the other Pit?
>ARMPITS!]

What about the other angel?

[skyconquistador]

He's a loser and doesn't deserve that name.

[shininghero]

Didn't you come after him though? Why don't you make a better name for yourself?

[skyconquistador]

It's too troublesome. Besides, there are perks that come with that name.

[shininghero]

What kind of perks?

[skyconquistador]

A good dental plan.

HEY.

[shiningascent]

Well, nobody's calling you Pit, because that's my name! You've gotta just deal with it!

LISTEN.

[skyconquistador]

I don't hear them calling you Pit either, Pittiful.

Re: LISTEN.

[shiningascent]

Well maybe you need to get your ears checked. Ptooey.

[skyconquistador]

Funny, because I could have sworn you had cake in yours. Pit-stain.

[shiningascent]

Why would I have cake in my ears? That goes in your mouth! Anywhere else is just... a waste of cake!

[He seems too hung up on the idea of wasted cake to think of a worse name for you right now. Perhaps that's a good thing.]

[skyconquistador]

[and he has to pause to fathom HOW he could have possibly been born from that]

It's a saying, stupid.

[shiningascent]

...













...I knew that.

[skyconquistador]

And when did you learn that? When you learned how to read?

[shiningascent]

Oh, come on! It was a joke, a joke!

[skyconquistador]

Well I'm not joking.

[shiningascent]

About what? The cake?

[skyconquistador]

About you being stupid, stupid.

[shiningascent]

I'm not stupid! You started it by saying stupid things that made no sense.

[skyconquistador]

You're the stupid one if you couldn't understand it in the first place.

[shiningascent]

And you're the one who keeps insisting on having this stupid argument. And that just makes everyone sound... well... stupid!

[skyconquistador]

Whatever, pupPIT.

[shiningascent]

I'm a willing servant of the Goddess. There's a difference, get it right.

[skyconquistador]

So. You're comfortable being her little bitch.

[shiningascent]

No, it isn't like that at all! If it wasn't for her, I'd be finished for good! We need each other... the bond between angel and Goddess goes way deeper than anyone, especially someone like you, could understand!

[skyconquistador]

You just don't understand what real freedom is.

[shiningascent]

Maybe... but the same goes for you, doesn't it? If I can't understand your freedom, then maybe you just don't get what it's like for me, either.

[skyconquistador]

And how are you still sane hanging around all of the Goddesses?

[shiningascent]

Skill, determination, and some well-timed R&R. Lady Palutena and I pretty much have a rhythm going, you see. Viridi on the other hand...

[skyconquistador]

When she's not blowing up kitchens, from what I hear.

[shiningascent]

Well, she did go out and get pizza for me and the Centurions afterwards, so it worked out! You can't look at everything so negatively all the time!

[Smile smile SMILE SMILE SMILE...]

[skyconquistador]

And just who had to clean up her mess afterwords?

[shiningascent]

Well-- everybody pitched in. Gotta say, it really builds up an appetite! That was some good pizza~

[skyconquistador]

Hearing that, I wouldn't be surprised if you or Palutena accidentally unleashed all hell on Earth if someone stole your strawberry shortcake.

[shiningascent]

Huh? What do you mean by that? It's not like she cooks badly all of the time, it's just... sometimes there are weird results, that's all.

[skyconquistador]

Just a little horror story some top tier bastard told me.